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PyscoJuggalo wrote:
beamstalk wrote:
PyscoJuggalo wrote:
Fred_Skinner wrote: There should be shenanigans in the Riflenomicon. Just makes sense...
Shenanigans have been Tranq darted and captured, making proper adjustments to the Riflenomicon.
You didn't kill them did you. What about their wives and children? When baby Shenanigan asks mommy Shenanigan, when does daddy get home, what is she to tell her poor fatherless child??
We need to add Shenanigans to the endangered species list, it just isn't fair.
Now Horseplay is a totally different thing it should be hunted and killed along with Grab Ass.
They still live, used tranquilizer darts
Ok that makes me feel better, but they should be rereleased into the wild in a Shenanigan protected wildlife preserve.
We must save the Shenanigans.
*begins making bumper stickers*
Let me make that adjustment before I see shinanigans sacrificed to our god, the T91. On second thought, such a sacrifice might secure those 52 virgin Twi'liks in the afterlife.... SHOOT AWAY!
Fred_Skinner wrote:
There should be shenaniganswritten intothe Riflenomicon. Just makes sense...
P.J,
Will homage be paid to "Triumph the Insult Dog" in the Riflenomicon?
I Poop On You!
/chortle
Fred_Skinner wrote:
Let me make that adjustment before I see shinanigans sacrificed to our god, the T91. On second thought, such a sacrifice might secure those 52 virgin Twi'liks in the afterlife.... SHOOT AWAY!
Fred_Skinner wrote:
There should be shenaniganswritten intothe Riflenomicon. Just makes sense...
Your a *Unitarian too????
/Holds a blunt butter knife over a Shenanigan on an altar made of discarded TAB cans.
*(This is not meant to be an insult to Unitarians, I forgot the name of the religion R. Ron Hubbard started and used Unitarians in it's place. So if your a Unitarian I'm sorry if your insulted, back to your regularly scheduelded insanity.)
PyscoJuggalo wrote:
Fred_Skinner wrote:
Let me make that adjustment before I see shinanigans sacrificed to our god, the T91. On second thought, such a sacrifice might secure those 52 virgin Twi'liks in the afterlife.... SHOOT AWAY!
Fred_Skinner wrote:
There should be shenaniganswritten intothe Riflenomicon. Just makes sense...
Your a *Unitarian too????
/Holds a blunt butter knife over a Shenanigan on an altar made of discarded TAB cans.
*(This is not meant to be an insult to Unitarians, I forgot the name of the religion R. Ron Hubbard started and used Unitarians in it's place. So if your a Unitarian I'm sorry if your insulted, back to your regularly scheduelded insanity.)
Scientology
beamstalk wrote:
PyscoJuggalo wrote:
Fred_Skinner wrote:
Let me make that adjustment before I see shinanigans sacrificed to our god, the T91. On second thought, such a sacrifice might secure those 52 virgin Twi'liks in the afterlife.... SHOOT AWAY!
Fred_Skinner wrote:
There should be shenaniganswritten intothe Riflenomicon. Just makes sense...
Your a *Unitarian too????
/Holds a blunt butter knife over a Shenanigan on an altar made of discarded TAB cans.
*(This is not meant to be an insult to Unitarians, I forgot the name of the religion R. Ron Hubbard started and used Unitarians in it's place. So if your a Unitarian I'm sorry if your insulted, back to your regularly scheduelded insanity.)
Scientology
Thanks.
PyscoJuggalo wrote:
beamstalk wrote:
PyscoJuggalo wrote:
Fred_Skinner wrote:
Let me make that adjustment before I see shinanigans sacrificed to our god, the T91. On second thought, such a sacrifice might secure those 52 virgin Twi'liks in the afterlife.... SHOOT AWAY!
Fred_Skinner wrote:
There should be shenaniganswritten intothe Riflenomicon. Just makes sense...
Your a *Unitarian too????
/Holds a blunt butter knife over a Shenanigan on an altar made of discarded TAB cans.
*(This is not meant to be an insult to Unitarians, I forgot the name of the religion R. Ron Hubbard started and used Unitarians in it's place. So if your a Unitarian I'm sorry if your insulted, back to your regularly scheduelded insanity.)
Scientology
Thanks.
We don't have to castrate ourselves and commit mass suicide in order to ride comets for eternity do we?
Only if the great holoc... uhm I mean the great Rifle God T91 commands it. I think the rifle god commanded you to help the wookies and trandos with that too Chipmunk.
PsychoticChipmunk wrote:
We don't have to castrate ourselves and commit mass suicide in order to ride comets for eternity do we?
*Reflexively covers his Nads*
You'll never take my boys Alive! NEVER!!!!!
Fred_Skinner wrote:
btw (aka, now for something completely different) I got me a newb toon on TC. Where are you guys and where is The Hall?
hey yeah, me too really havent played my char at all but he is there on tc, just went by kel-jun also
Message Edited by beamstalk on 03-26-2004 10:55 AM
TEST CENTER news from one "rifleman wanna be":
I just joined the ranks of Test Center last night. Character name: Wayev ('way' was already taken, dammit).
I just couldn't bring myself to duplicate my main Twi'Lek, so I went Human + Medic.
I started in Bestine on Tatooine because Tatooine is a great starting planet.
Played for about an hour and a half... got Pistols 1, Rifles 1, Ranged Abilities 1, Scouting Terrain 1 (all with CDEF!)
I normally play from between 9PM to 1PM Central USA Time, but will alternate between Eclipse and TC.
Bad News:
Things I had forgotten about being a newb:
-- What a biitch life is without a Bike
-- What a biitch it is getting owned by a spice fiend.
-- What a biitch it is not having ANY money
Stupid spice fiends are in the middle of town so I almost got killed twice just trying to get to mission terms.
Didn't see hardly anyone: Getting healing, training, buffs, etc. may also be a biitch.
Haven't died yet, but been incapped once.
Good News:
-- No Spam!
-- I already got scanned and passed because I can't afford contraband yet!
-- The 10 Stormtroopers that helped me outside of town also helped me kill the local wildlife.
It's kind of fun back down at this level...