Rifleman Archive
Thread: Nerf rifleman
Sotaudi
Tue Feb 17, 2004 11:05 am
#14
PsychoticChipmunk wrote:
pooflava wrote:
Last night I saw a CM sleep with the devil. Burn them!!!
But how do we know if it is a witch?
Well, if they weigh the same as a duck....
PsychoticChipmunk
Tue Feb 17, 2004 11:09 am
#15
beamstalk wrote:
Sotaudi wrote:
PsychoticChipmunk wrote:
pooflava wrote:
Last night I saw a CM sleep with the devil. Burn them!!!
But how do we know if it is a witch?
Well, if they weigh the same as a duck....
Build a bridge out of her!
But can you not also build a bridge out of stone?
Cauil
Tue Sep 14, 2004 4:59 am
#16
OMG Nerf Rifleman!
I am a Creature Handler, Squad Leader (so I know a little something about combat!) and a novice Swordsman. Now don't let the novice part fool you, I have a wicked curved two handed sword and am the uber leet PvPer.
I was out just destroying sentry hermit spiders with my uber pet huurton and as always I am overt. Well along comes this Master Rifleman. He shoots my huurton in the head and guess what, he dies! Can you believe that? A Rifleman with that big rifle they get can kill a huurton! Next he starts to shoot me in the head. Now I am the uber leet so I put on a burst run but before I could get halfway to him and put a hurt on him with my super sword and uber skills I am dead. A Master Rifleman shot me in the head with a rifle and I died.What is that about? Nerf Rifleman!
Waaaa nerf!
Its just not realistic that a person with a huge rifle can shoot me inmy unbuffedhead multiple times andI die! I have a sword! waaaa nerf rifleman!
Swiftfoot
Tue Sep 14, 2004 6:45 am
#17
-=LoL=- I thought you were serious at first hahaha. The huurton was a nice touch hehe.
dlewis1234
Tue Sep 14, 2004 7:23 am
#18
Cauil wrote:OMG Nerf Rifleman!I am a Creature Handler, Squad Leader (so I know a little something about combat!) and a novice Swordsman. Now don't let the novice part fool you, I have a wicked curved two handed sword and am the uber leet PvPer.I was out just destroying sentry hermit spiders with my uber pet huurton and as always I am overt. Well along comes this Master Rifleman. He shoots my huurton in the head and guess what, he dies! Can you believe that? A Rifleman with that big rifle they get can kill a huurton! Next he starts to shoot me in the head. Now I am the uber leet so I put on a burst run but before I could get halfway to him and put a hurt on him with my super sword and uber skills I am dead. A Master Rifleman shot me in the head with a rifle and I died. What is that about? Nerf Rifleman!Waaaa nerf!Its just not realistic that a person with a huge rifle can shoot me in my unbuffed head multiple times and I die! I have a sword! waaaa nerf rifleman!
Its a sad day when you get 1 starred for a joke
CrashNgoBoom
Tue Sep 14, 2004 7:49 am
#19
lmao, I thought you were the biggest n00b ever until I kept reading. Good one!
MelikyeKobine
Tue Sep 14, 2004 4:02 pm
#20
LOL. I was going to give you a hard time and say something about the waa being right. Glad I kept reading.
lol
Cauil
Tue Sep 14, 2004 9:09 pm
#23
Lol, I am glad you guys found it funny. Rifleman is a profession that gets so many cries for a nerf, I just had to have a little fun with it.
VBDotNetRulz
Tue Sep 14, 2004 9:12 pm
#24
Wow. That reminds me so much of my little brother. He is novice CH novice pistoleer and complains that i can shoot him in his unarmored newb wookie head and one hit incap him. hehehe 