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Thread: Beware

Ani_cul
Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:02 am
#14
Nj has become clicky crazy folks, have your needles at hand she may belooking for your thread next...



stop looking at me
Dayre
Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:26 am
#16
I'll worry most when she stops making actual links and just posts the word "clicky"



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NJ62
Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:33 am
#17
PH34R TEH CLICKY!!!

*laughs maniacally*

*is dragged back to blue glowie island*



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Parody
Tue Mar 29, 2005 11:25 am
#18
www.FearTheClicky.com

Message Edited by Parody on 03-29-2005 12:26 PM



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RebRifle
Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:05 pm
#19

Since the very inception of the riflemanwe Master Sharpshooters have headed the words of theRiflenomican. Its prophesies and wisdom of the dark oneshave weathered us through the dark times. After studying the words of the holy scripture i fear we are entering another dark time, possibly one that we will never recover. Again the pistoleers are on the attack, demanding that all other professions will be nerfed so that pistols will become the gods they feel they should be.




.....And Harpoon Shall come and spread his foul rantings and nerf herders shall gather at the Rifleman's forum to battle himcalling him insane saying "Hast thinemind been infected with a demon of insanity? Ist thou a n00b? Hast thou even Mastered rifleman? Do'st thou speaketh from thine ass?" and Harpoon shalt reply "BH and Pistoleer are Ub3r in the eye's of the Dark Developers, Pistoleer is thinefavoried profession." Then the Nerf herders will sacfirce many sheeps, goats, llamas, and antilopes to the Dark Developers so that the Demonic Combat Nerf is brought down on the Rifleman faithful. Dark times shalt come and the air will be foul with Nerfery

-Chapter 4,903 How Shoe Polish Is Made, line 7,035, 483 of the Riflenomican


Again the Bounty Hunters have come to dominate combat as theRiflenomican predicted



......and then the crys and whines were listened to and the Dark Ones granted the cruel wish of the retched ones and rifles were nerfed and smoten.........


Riflenomican verse 298, chapeter 500, 034- Nerfing and Nerfness: How to Make Money in the Realestate Bubble.


Now we are confronted with a 20m mininum range on one of our specals. As those who have stayedsince the begining know that one nerf leads to another till the proffession is useless



Though the Harpoon has yet to returnhis anti-rifles are clearly at work andpreparing for his coming



RebRifle
Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:38 pm
#20
Ok just to make sure this post was ment as a joke inspired by alot of weed taken from a large hooca. So don't take it to serously
PyscoJuggalo
Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:44 pm
#21

I really need to collect all these posts and make one grand post






I am the Mad Rifleman, Writer of the Riflenomican. I understand the secrets of the Dark Ancient Developer ones and their Evil. (Maniacal Laughter) He he he he he, Ha ha ha ha ha, Aha ha ha ha!
CM's are like nukes. You have them just incase you need them, but as soon as you start using yours the other guys start using theirs and everything goes to hell-PyschoticChipmunk -The First line of the Riflenomican.
Wolveryne40
Tue Jun 28, 2005 11:45 pm
#22
is an anti-lope evil? or is it the lope thats evil i get those two mixed up.

you should do a book that was funny.



He's dead Jim.
RebRifle
Wed Jun 29, 2005 3:51 am
#23




PyscoJuggalo wrote:


I really need to collect all these posts and make one grand post







And sticky it. The Riflenomicanis as much as part of the rifleman prof as the t21. I wonder if they can figure out who i am making fun of i think its quit obvious but lets see
Demi_Wraith
Wed Jun 29, 2005 7:48 am
#24

RebRifle wrote:
Ok just to make sure this post was ment as a joke inspired by alot of weed taken from a large hooca. So don't take it to serously




It's hookah.



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RebRifle
Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:51 am
#25
like i am going to argue how to spell it. Its big, fits alot of weed, and dam cool looking. By the way what would happen if i posted this on the GCW forum, or even better pistoleer.
SickSix
Thu Jun 30, 2005 8:10 am
#26




RebRifle wrote:
like i am going to argue how to spell it. Its big, fits alot of weed, and dam cool looking. By the way what would happen if i posted this on the GCW forum, or even better pistoleer.





i dare you



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and die while I poison you.

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