Rifleman Archive

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Onichi wrote:

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WayneInAustin wrote:

As a master smuggler also, I know exactly what I would say to Drew if she walked up to me in ST armor!

"I can slice that for you, but you'll have to take it off first!"

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Then, being the Gentleman that we are offer to "help" her out of it.

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Being the gentleman i am after I am done "slicing" her armor (and w/e else your thinking of) I would reply "K that would be 15k please."

*knock knock*

Helllloooooo? Anybody home?

*eyes the floor littered with used muon vials and fishcrack cans*

Yup....Riflemen live here.

*cautiously steps inside*

:sheepish: I, er, hung up my rifle a while ago. Got facinated with that flamer-thingy. You know. Fire. Burn Good. Mmmmm, fire.

Anyhoo, seeing as I can't even properly roast marshmallows with it anymore, I thought I'd see if Ole Bess, my trusty pre-nerf T21 still had any life left in her. She seems to have a little hitch in her get-along. I think she's mad at me for ignorin' her all these long months.

Youn guys are a huge help to people like me... NOOBS... LOL I have tried to read everything you people say, I have learned so much, and am advancing in the rifleman tree rapidly, and for this I thank you!!!

P.S. Whats the best weapon, I currently have 2 T21's but everything I come across has some good energy resistance... any ideas??

The heavest hitting rifle under normal conditions is the T21. Now smetimes you get an exceptional loot weapon that does more damage, but those are rare. Sometimes depending ont eh resists, you may be better off using a different weapon. But for general use the T21 is the "Big Dog".

(* Wakes up from happy Drew Barrymore dream *)

Aaarrghhh! Reality!Bah!
Kitty's right... this place does smell. Somebody get the noobs to sweep up this place! Can't some smuggler make some incense or something? Oh wait ... I'm master smuggler too! Damm I'm worthless.

And I thought I heard someone talking shop a second ago! That's a bannable offense in this hall! Braggin? that's ok. Insults? No problem. But watch that shop talk!

Welcome Carl and Kitty,

Have a seat. Grab a muon or fishak.

*Thinks "Fishak" ... hmmmm.... that is going to be kind of hard to get now*

*Excuses self to go to local vendors to restock the Hall refridgerators*

*Stops at local hardware store for portable air filters*

Hiyas! Good to be here, even better when the air is cleaner.

Now we need a musician and between us we can make all you masters last a while longer without resorting to stuff that makes you vomit!

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KittySung wrote:

Hiyas! Good to be here, even better when the air is cleaner.

Now we need a musician and between us we can make all you masters last a while longer without resorting to stuff that makes you vomit!

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You touch my Muon and Iwill cut your hand off.

Oh yeah, Welcome to the hall.

As of yesterday, we have gotten off the spice, haven't we? The new brandy is to die for! And there's no nasty puking involved. That's not to say a little muon can't be saved for emergencies, but as a steady diet, the brandy is the new cat's meow, for this sharpshooter.

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Manipulative wrote:
As of yesterday, we have gotten off the spice, haven't we? The new brandy is to die for! And there's no nasty puking involved. That's not to say a little muon can't be saved for emergencies, but as a steady diet, the brandy is the new cat's meow, for this sharpshooter.

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NO!!! I must have Muon, I can't let it go. Any ST tries to harass me and take it away, will be demoted!! It is all mine and no one can take it away.

*enter Lord Vader* You will no longer use Muon.

I will no longer use Muon.

Wow the Imperial drug free program works great.

Did someone say Brandy?! Oh Man..... Now I'm truly in HEAVEN