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brilliant!

and never turn down a chance to "get knocked up" by your hotel maitre de.

ah yes. That site. Brings back memories. London, 1996. My parents and I went with the traditional Frommer's guide, my uncle Gary went with this budget guide. Sadly, he's not with us anymore.

I think Madonna went to Britain with this guide in hand

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AgonThalia wrote:
I think Madonna went to Britain with this guide in hand

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that sounds about right.

lol, we aint that bad!

Ach, them folk down their in Britain are a funny lot. It's all cockles and muscles and how's yer father, innit?

Anyhew, as any fule do no, the truth about little Britain can be found here.... (it's a clicky, mother, they use them onthat internal net..)

Only one thing you need to know about Britain. One thing, and one thing only.

It's RAINING.

Raining and windy.

That's two things. Only two things you need to know about Britain.

It's raining and windy. And cold.

THREE!! Three things you need to know about Britain. That's it, the only three things you need to know about Britain is that it's raining, windy, cold and dark.


FOUR!!!

Four things you need to know about Britain.















Oh... hallo Garva. No mate, it was broke when I got here, honest....

that's pretty funny.

haha funny stuff that.

Best partis ive just told an american friend of mine about it and half the stuff she thought was true.

You can always trust americans to make the world chuckle.