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This is a Imperial Holonet News Alert

**Attention all Hunters**

Recently, a small group of smugglers was captured trying to bring rare breeds of animals back to the Core planets. While the efforts were stopped, a few of the animals have escaped. The most dangerous of these was a small Bothan male, age unknown who arrived sopping wet with splotches of hair missing. He smelled of alchohol and proceeded to insult the intergrity and reputaion of several of the Imperial Captains' mothers. He then soiled the armor of three stormtroops while retching up what appeared to be large quantities of Jaegermeister and Jack Daniels'.

This criminal is now wanted for public intoxication, public nudity, indecent exposure, decent exposure, defamation of an Imperial officer, and destruction of property. This wily criminal has escaped into the wild, and it is believed that he may have even crossed Server lines. Those loyal to the Empire are advised to watch our for "Phe'nix Antarus" on the Eclipse server. It is also believed that in a wily attempt to throw the Imperial forces, he may have moved to the Wanderhome server. It is believed that he then proceded to move the apostrophe over in order to change his name to Phen'ix Antarus. As such, he has foiled several attempts by Bounty Hunters to catch him, since they can't figure out the difference.

Be advised, this Bothan is prone to excessive drinking, disturbing the public and unauthorized swimming in restricted punchbowls. Be alert on both of these servers if you with to capture this vile creature.

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Message Edited by Phenix1050 on 06-27-2004 04:28 AM

If you ever decide to get lost on Starsider, you could try hiding in Alya'Starn on Corellia. Most people have trouble telling the difference between Bothans and we have around sixty.