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Thread: No outcry from chefs on this?!!!
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Jaxus
Thu Mar 03, 2005 11:19 am
#1
Chefs, they spend all day, working, sweating their time away in a hot kitchen. But when It comes time for a couple to make preperations for their very special celebration:
" Honey, did you invite the guests?"
"Yup"
"Did we reserve the lake retreat for the ceremony?"
" I put the word out honey"
Did you send a special email to the devs to have stormtroopers land during the ceremony?"
" Yes JB is going to contact someone for us, but he mentioned something about tuscan raiders being added also so I guess the entertainment is taken care of as well"
"And the cake dearest? Did you contact a good chef?"
" Aww crap! I forgot, I'll ask JB if he can have a ranger dig one up for us as well"
"Rangers cook?"
" No, Rangers speak softly and carry a big shovel, chefs don't make that kind of cake"
Message Edited by Jaxus on 03-03-2005 02:41 PM
JBMat
Fri Mar 04, 2005 1:17 am
#2
There is actually no such thing as a wedding cake in the game. It's merely a place holder for stuff that doesn't yet exist - aka foraged items worth a crap.
They made it so big it won't fit in anyone's inventory. That way when they actually do make something, I reckon about 2010 for our revamp, they don't have to worry about size.
And FYI, I have good faction with the Tuskens - bad with the Impies.
JB
Almagill
Fri Mar 04, 2005 8:00 am
#4
Quite right too. Light fingered little freaks. You put your universal adjuster down to put a sticking plaster in your thumb, look round and the little blighters have snuck in and run off with it.
And what've they got to say about it? "eeeeeeeTatoonieee! wagga wakka gaaa jimp!!" that's what!
OK, so I just blast them for the heck of it really. But they WOULD steal tools if they got close enough.
Best not to give them the chance.
And what've they got to say about it? "eeeeeeeTatoonieee! wagga wakka gaaa jimp!!" that's what!
OK, so I just blast them for the heck of it really. But they WOULD steal tools if they got close enough.
Best not to give them the chance.
JokitoRoyo
Fri Mar 04, 2005 8:21 am
#5
Almagill wrote:
Quite right too. Light fingered little freaks. You put your universal adjuster down to put a sticking plaster in your thumb, look round and the little blighters have snuck in and run off with it.
And what've they got to say about it? "eeeeeeeTatoonieee! wagga wakka gaaa jimp!!" that's what!
OK, so I just blast them for the heck of it really. But they WOULD steal tools if they got close enough.
Best not to give them the chance.
Sceene from Troops is now going through my head.
"why do they always run?"
Hakai
Fri Mar 04, 2005 8:39 am
#6
agent156 wrote:
Jawa killer!
but it's so darn fun!
and TO DATE, they're the only NPC that (when pistol whipped) will go sliding across the desert at top speed.
I literally had to guess which was the corpse had gone to keep up with it. Insanity i tell you!
SovietGuy
Fri Mar 04, 2005 9:18 am
#7
I like making them run. I hit them once from a distance to rev them up. Their little legs start churning as fast as they can. Then as soon as they get within 15m i blow them away. The ultimate Jawa weight-loss solution. Jawas and Jedi are the only things in the game who seem to think that a bath robe is their uniform. Maybe they're related.
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