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You won't believe this: I found this datadisk on the corpse of a Ranger out on the Dune Sea. It was kind of scratchy but I recorded what it said:

.....Please, NRaas.... Ranger harvests cut by 50%.... Galaxy starving for good materials..... scouts have no understanding of artisans..... Rangers making less than half the money they used to.... Artisans paying 40 credits a unit for wooly hide.... Rangers taking destroy missions to support their hunting profession.... Rangers can't fill artisan orders because not enough time in the day...... Gorgs providing one-quarter the meat of a Bantha Matriarch... complete madness...... All because someone decided to save an economy that wasn't broken...... One patch, and this could be fixed.... Please, you're our only hope......

Pretty weird huh? So true though.

Ypiana Ikilfi

Master Ranger.

ROFLPIMP.

Was it played out of an Astromech droid?

The astromech droid was out of batteries. Probably the Ranger couldn't afford them. I had to pry this datadisk out of the astromech droid because its droid battery was so empty the tape ejection device didn't work.

-- YP

Weird Ypiana...I saw that same ranger corpse out in the dune sea but didn't think to loot his corpse. What I did notice was the corpse was fresh...rigor hadn't set in yet and he had one blast to the head.With my awesome tracking skills I recently received I found out there were no tracks anywhere near the ranger besides mine. The ranger still had his CDEF blaster in his hand. It looked very much like a suicide to me. I figured he had killed himself because the stock market crashed...wait...it did on 9-8 right? Hmmm....that would also explain why he was using a CDEF....

Holy Cow! I thought I was the only one finding these odd communicae!

I found one tonight that went like this:

**Begin Transmission**

20:45:47

To All Members of the AFTC (Anti-Forage Trade Commision)

Leave no branch or twig or blade of grass for those filthy Rangers to find!

We must be diligent in aquiring all loose brush so that we can corner the market on organic debis so that those tree-hugging, glorified Scouts must come to us for thier materials!

Since they have found a means of using animal skins to erect those enormous High Tech camps and fuel thier hover-lawn chairs we must find some new way to weasle our way into thier lives!

Our profits would be utterly desimated if th...

**End Transmission**

Appearently there is a second disk floating around out there! I hope someone finds it soon!

Our reputation as Masters of the Wild depends on it!

Very bizzare!