Ranger Archive
Thread: I am way overtired and bored when I bother to write ideas like this
But I'm not on a computer with which I can play SWG, so....
I better stop before I get banned from the boards. But:
Have you ever killed ascentient species, like a human Desert Demon,or a Wookie Brawler, and thought of turning him into a Dessert Demon or a Wookie Cookie after you've looted him?
I harvest so much that I actually reach for the non-existent harvest button whenever I kill something that's not considered harvestable.
Some races might be a bit finicky about eating other sentients, but I'd say a lot of the animals I hunt show more character than people I've met. Snorbals in particular I stopped hunting because I like them too much.
For example, humans might be finicky about harvesting other beings, but you'd expect Trandos to have no qualms about harvesting meat from other species.
This will never fly, though. But just if anyone has a taste for human meat, if I die you're more than welcome to harvest my corpse. My clone's not going to, and I'm not going to stuff and mount myself. It's not like I expect it to last forever,so feel free to use my bones to make some traps. That glowire might you make from my shinbone might save your life. You might want to go for the bone or hide though, since the meat won't yield you much.
I know this may sound shocking to some of you Rangers, but I really think that we're luminous beings, not this crude matter, so once the luminous being is free, the container is just a collection of organic chemicals. Harvestable, and potentially tasty.
Besides, if you don't eat it, carrion animals will. Or those cannibals on Tatooine will just use me as a crispix ingredient. 
Come on, admit it, you've thought of this before. Or I'm just getting too, uh, 'in touch' with the 'circle-of-life' after wandering around the Galaxy so much.
Ypiana
Edible Master Ranger
"Have you ever killed ascentient species, like a human Desert Demon,or a Wookie Brawler, and thought of turning him into a Dessert Demon or a Wookie Cookie after you've looted him?"
- Many times... Especially about the Wookiees and Bothans. 
- It would be nice to cook up some tasty Wookiee steaks, like me dear old mum used to make.
- In the early days of UO, you were able to carve up humanoid corpses and make jerky.
- Sadly the abilitywas removed to comply with several International countries, which have laws regarding cannibalism in the media.
- By that same thought, I doubtSWG will ever have the ability to harvest humanoids either. 
NRaas:
I knew that's what Trandos were thinking all along. I knew it!
I posted this just to see if I could get them to admit it.
Now I know whyyou all allhave that funny little grin. I used to think it might just be their anatomy, nothing to it, but then Inoticed them dropping that grin when they were by themselves or with other Trandoshans.
When you're around other species, you're always thinking: Dinner!
Just so I can sleep good at night, I want all Trandos to know that humans taste bad. I mean, we are downright sickening, putrid, gut-churningly repulsive to your pallet.
(Besides, I saw V, I know what you're up to. Ooops, wrong universe.)
-- YP