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JBMat

Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:37 pm

So the other day I am out being a loot whore...uh... killing meatlumps to get containers for a guildie who is a fledgling smuggler. Really, I find a load of containers and she is already through slicing 3 just on what I have been getting for her.

I looted a pair of freaking bright bright red winged (garment whose name I will not utter), Ghastly. I was taken aback, I was affronted, I was beside myself - sounds like I was in three places at once don't it.

Needless to say, I quickly stopped looting and destroyed said garment in a fit of gleeful revenge.

Worst part, they looked better than what some local "tailors" make.

JB

who still shudders at the memory of the awful torment he went through ... and is considering calling an attorney and suing for mental distress and trauma.

mintas

Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:39 pm

#2

I am confused...

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Calculus_Entropy

Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:39 pm

#3

I don't know whether to laugh

or cry

!

Message Edited by Calculus_Entropy on 12-15-2004 03:39 PM

Calculus Entropy
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mintas

Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:40 pm

#4

Calculus_Entropy wrote:

I don't know whether to laugh or cry !

Message Edited by Calculus_Entropy on 12-15-2004 03:39 PM

/scratch head...

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NURV Shipyards Coronet 616, -5503

Almagill

Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:40 pm

#5

all I ever find are pink and purple sweaters...

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Vorpaks

Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:43 pm

#6

Laugh!

And then wonder... how DOES JB know those looked better than the ones the local tailors make?

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Calculus_Entropy

Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:44 pm

#7

Vorpaks wrote:
Laugh!

And then wonder... how DOES JB know those looked better than the ones the local tailors make?

JB=PWNED!!!

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LowbaTherf

Wed Dec 15, 2004 8:33 pm

#8

I always got manly garments, like pants, or jackets and stuff....maybe you should find OTHER meatlumps to kill those sound...wierd...

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Deadtech

Wed Dec 15, 2004 9:08 pm

#9

so when you looted them did it feel as if you actually had to slowly strip them off some "wink wink" meatlump. Damn that hurts.

JBMat

Thu Dec 16, 2004 5:06 am

#10

I know they looked better than what some of the locals make because I do spend time in cantinas, watching the young ladies (some of which may not be "ladies" but hey, it's a game) dance.

And I didn't strip them off the dead lump, I cut them off with my manly knife. So there.

That's my story and I am sticking to it. Least I didn't get ganked by rasps again, tho the smuggler girl did, just this morning.

JB

JeCy

Thu Dec 16, 2004 6:05 am

#11

Oky well that made no since /wink

But if you want containers, and she is a smuggler,, she could get 50-100 Pluss a week with out killing a sole,, if you want to know how send me a PM

i cant tell all my secrets for the whole world to hear..

/setscamp

equips pipe...

eats fired rasp with hot sause, hmmm hmmm good

frightwig

Thu Dec 16, 2004 6:59 am

#12

JBMat wrote:
And I didn't strip them off the dead lump, I cut them off with my manly knife. So there.

Well, either way... It still leaves a disturbing image in my head.

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SeanBlader

Thu Dec 16, 2004 1:36 pm

#13

Deadtech wrote:
so when you looted them did it feel as if you actually had to slowly strip them off some "wink wink" meatlump. Damn that hurts.

Maybe he shouldn't have said anything...

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