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Thread: Sneak Peek: MRanger Carbine

ElvisTheKing
Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:46 pm
#1

Condition: 800/800

Combat Level: 54

Professions: Master Ranger

Attack Speed: 2.4

Your Modified Attack Speed: 1.65

Damage Type: Pie

Damage: 425-1056

Elemental: Whipped Cream

Elemental Damage: 43

SAC: 85


You can loot this off of the Tusken Witchdoctor, as long as you do it while beating him over the head with a stack of bantha bones.










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NeXuS
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ElvisTheKing
Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:47 pm
#2

Something to lighten things up a bit.



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Master Bounty Hunter
NeXuS
"My gun is for hire."
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CorethLandwalker
Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:51 pm
#3

No, no, no. As I understand it, "pie" is a damage type restricted to Smugglers. "Soda" or "Pop" would be an appropriate damage type for Rangers; however, the community remains divided as to which term is the correct one for this weapon...!



Coreth Landwalker - Elder Ranger
Ranger once. Ranger forever.

Almagill
Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:54 pm
#4

With our new found stealth I shall become....

The Phantom Flan Flinger of Old Eisley Town!!!


Muahahaha!!!



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Owen-Lars
Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:55 pm
#5


I i shall be his apprentice!


The premisquious pie pusher of peckham!

Message Edited by Owen-Lars on 09-27-2005 09:56 PM



THORTAC BALCOR
The Lost Ranger
RANGER
Almagill
Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:01 pm
#6



Owen-Lars wrote:
I i shall be his apprentice!
The premisquious pie pusher of peckham!

Message Edited by Owen-Lars on 09-27-2005 09:56 PM





You better learn to spell, young Owen, or you'll feel the toe of my boot.

Now, to the FlanMobile, I've had the Flannies run up a batch of lemon tortes.

Tonight the terror begins...



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Owen-Lars
Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:27 pm
#7

Infact, feck that.


Lets get blinged up, take the flanmobile and pull some flanny.



THORTAC BALCOR
The Lost Ranger
RANGER
WildBil2Me
Tue Sep 27, 2005 3:14 pm
#8






ElvisTheKing wrote:

Condition: 800/800

Combat Level: 54

Professions: Master Ranger

Attack Speed: 2.4

Your Modified Attack Speed: 1.65

Damage Type: Pie

Damage: 425-1056

Elemental: Whipped Cream

Elemental Damage: 43

SAC: 85


You can loot this off of the Tusken Witchdoctor, as long as you do it while beating him over the head with a stack of bantha bones.













You so had me for a couple seconds...



Col. Wyndinn Maer
Antarian Rangers: Wanderhome
SWGRanger.com
Phenix1050
Tue Sep 27, 2005 3:21 pm
#9

if you /tickle an ancient krayt to death, you get to loot the legendary Krayt Launcher, which fires a full grown Krayt at a target of choice. The Krayt flattnes your prey. Then it eats them. Then the small thermonuclear weapon in the Krayt's stomach explodes. Splat, crunch, boom.



PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003


This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
SickSix
Tue Sep 27, 2005 3:28 pm
#10






ElvisTheKing wrote:

Condition: 800/800

Combat Level: 54

Professions: Master Ranger

Attack Speed: 2.4

Your Modified Attack Speed: 1.65

Damage Type: BEER

Damage: 425-1056

Elemental: Drunkeness

Elemental Damage: 43

SAC: 85


You can loot this off of the Tusken Witchdoctor, as long as you do it while beating him over the head with a stack of bantha bones.











fixed




SickSix
MASTER INVISI-PUSS
HadesNNHellriders
You're supposed to sit here
and die while I poison you.

Almagill
Tue Sep 27, 2005 6:41 pm
#11



Phenix1050 wrote:
if you /tickle an ancient krayt to death, you get to loot the legendary Krayt Launcher, which fires a full grown Krayt at a target of choice. The Krayt flattnes your prey. Then it eats them. Then the small thermonuclear weapon in the Krayt's stomach explodes. Splat, crunch, boom.





ack.. what's the game that's got a landshark gun? That launches landsharks at the enemy...



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WildBil2Me
Tue Sep 27, 2005 6:44 pm
#12




Almagill wrote:





Phenix1050 wrote:

if you /tickle an ancient krayt to death, you get to loot the legendary Krayt Launcher, which fires a full grown Krayt at a target of choice. The Krayt flattnes your prey. Then it eats them. Then the small thermonuclear weapon in the Krayt's stomach explodes. Splat, crunch, boom.







ack.. what's the game that's got a landshark gun? That launches landsharks at the enemy...



Another Lucas Arts Game actually... Armed and Dangerous.




Col. Wyndinn Maer
Antarian Rangers: Wanderhome
SWGRanger.com
Almagill
Tue Sep 27, 2005 6:47 pm
#13



Owen-Lars wrote:
Infact, feck that.
Lets get blinged up, take the flanmobile and pull some flanny.





I too an old X35, sandblasted it down to bare metal, midnight blue over black Krayt pearlescent paint and metallic flake. Got one of Nym's big reward engines in back and two cough great big speakers I picked up at the Dant MO boot sale. Low rider seats, furry dice (cos it's ironic, innit) and loadsachrome....

Flannymagnet.



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Keeping it Real, Ranger Style
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