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Thread: Sometimes, I wish I was a real life Ranger.
You'd have to leave your house and run down the block a bit, otherwise your iPod would fall into the mysterious hundred meter hole. Then you'd have to explain yourself to the neighbors. Best to just get one of those keychains that beeps when you whistle. Or attach it to your hand with woodscrews or something, I don't know. What am I, martha stewart?
al-djinn'i
Master Ranger
Well, see, I tried to summon it, but my cat kept bugging me, so I'd have to calm her down and go through the 15-second waiting period again. Finally I went into my bedroom, though, where she couldn't follow, dropped a camp (ie made the bed), and was able to summon it promptly (it was in the comforter).
My camo didn't work well when I returned, but it seems I have some Creature Handler skills, because she's napping on the back of my chair right now. Maybe I can use Mask Scent when I go to give her her pill. 
Just don't pretend the pill is a phec dart and lob it at her from 40 meters. That's going a bit too far.
Oh, and I hope she's okay.
al-djinn'i
Master Ranger
Temujin23 wrote:
Just don't pretend the pill is a phec dart and lob it at her from 40 meters. That's going a bit too far.
Oh, and I hope she's okay.
al-djinn'i
Master Ranger
Thyroid thingy. I need to get her the surgery but she's small and I've been trying to get her to gain weight. She's responding to the medicine in every way but weight gain. :/ I need to take her back to the vet for a second look.
Crazy glue works well on IPods. Just attach it to a body part you are not really fond of. Siblings are good for this.
As to the cat - try mixing pill in with some tuna. Works for me. Can't even say tuna in my house, must say TF - catz know what tuna means.
JB
JBMat wrote:Crazy glue works well on IPods. Just attach it to a body part you are not really fond of. Siblings are good for this.
As to the cat - try mixing pill in with some tuna. Works for me. Can't even say tuna in my house, must say TF - catz know what tuna means.
JB
Yeah, it means JB's eating their thyroid pills again.
It explains SO much....
Now, finding iPods which are lost in a structure (house, PA Hall etc.)...
You need to get a carrier bag, put it in your rucksack.
Stick your head in the carrier bag and look at the contents.
Keeping your head in the bag, remove the bag from the rucksack and throw the bag onto the floor as hard as you can.
You can close the rucksack at this point, or when you regain consciousness.
Carefully remove your head from the bag and, as if by magic, you will be able to see everything in your house.
Select and pick up the iPod and place it in your rucksack or in your personal inventory.
Remember that you must have admin rights onthe structure and be near it's 0,0 coordinate for this to work. Picking up othe roccupants of the house and placing them in your inventory is generally frowned upon but you can tip them upside down and make them spin round till they are sick.
Government Health Warning: Do not attempt the above procedure without appropriate training. Do not place your head in a plastic carrier bag as you may suffocate or be overcome by the fumes from last weeks laundry.