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Thread: Punchbowl for President: The Nomination Thread
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Phenix1050
Tue Sep 21, 2004 12:53 am
#3
We all know the infamous history that punchbowls across the galaxy have experienced. We know of their suffering and their unflinching dedication to their job. They hold the punch no matter how many Bothans go for a swim in them. Never afraid to be cleaned, they are willing to let go of their dirty secrets and move forward fresh and clear. Their dedication to being clear on the issues, andtheir reflective nature are qualities not often seen in politican candidates. I spoke most recently to Punchbowl, and though he never officially said he wanted this nomination, I belive that a punchbowl with as much dedication as Punchbowl deserves to be hailed as a great leader.
It is true that he is softspoken, almost silent. But there is a inner stregth that refuses to give in, no matter how many times the year and Bothans chip away at him. By being open to recieve gifts, he ensures that everyone can get their share. There are few candidates as dedicated to sharing the spoils as Punchbowl. He truly is a leader amoung leaders.
I am asking all of you to give your support to the best politican candidate this year.
Strong, sharing, and clear on the issues:
Punchbowl for President
-Zenoth-
Tue Sep 21, 2004 8:05 am
#4
*climbs out of the punchbowl and shakes off her lekku*
punchbowl's got my vote...
Uhrim Lera
AgonThalia
Tue Sep 21, 2004 8:42 am
#5
What's punchbowl's stance on booze?
Does punchbowl support the harvest boost?
/vote punchbowl hehe
Phenix1050
Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:42 pm
#6
AgonThalia wrote:
What's punchbowl's stance on booze? Ummm...he's in favor of sharing. Lots and lots of sharing. He's a big, happy punchbowl and he loves to share his big happy punch.
Does punchbowl support the harvest boost? well, while he hasn't said anything directly...he definately likes things in large quantities, and he loves to see happy rangers...so I'd have to assume yes.
/vote punchbowl Okay! I love how you didn't even get the answers and you already voted. My knid of voter. Eager and underinformed. Anyone else fall into this category so I can talk you into voting for the punchbowl??
Sojourner
Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:49 pm
#7
Phenix, my sock monkey challenges the punch bowel to a debate. This will be a serious debate on the issues, no mudslinging allowed!
Phenix1050
Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:55 pm
#8
The Punchbowl politely declines at the present time. The sock monkey is a difficult opponent, and is very good at absorbing information and turning around and using it to step all over the opponant. Besides, I'm more worried about your monkey flinging....other...material.
However, once the Punchbowl feels he is filled to the brim with knowledge, he'd be happy to help dispense the information in any manner he sees fit. That includes (but is not limited to) Public Service Announcements, Debates, and Laddle-ing.
Almagill
Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:21 pm
#10
Odd thing about punchbowls. The more full they are the easier they are to crack.
Dows the punchbowl have a position on the floating fruit voter? Or, for that matter, on the effects of fluid displacement due to the immersion of a body in a full to the brim punchbowl. That is to say, are you standing alone sir, or are you being secretly supported by The Drip Tray Coalition??
The public should be informed.
George Trouserpress
Hatstand, Hatstand and Tuba.
Ambulance Chasers at large
Nashal
Dows the punchbowl have a position on the floating fruit voter? Or, for that matter, on the effects of fluid displacement due to the immersion of a body in a full to the brim punchbowl. That is to say, are you standing alone sir, or are you being secretly supported by The Drip Tray Coalition??
The public should be informed.
George Trouserpress
Hatstand, Hatstand and Tuba.
Ambulance Chasers at large
Nashal
AgonThalia
Thu Sep 23, 2004 7:35 am
#11
Wait... i retract my vote until punchbowl appears on "the daily show with jon stewart"
like most americans, I get my political news from comedians
/endsarcasm 
(actually, its NPR, BBC, CNN all the way baby... dont trust the big 4 american networks)
Fodder650
Thu Sep 23, 2004 7:48 am
#12
Draknev,
Or BBC World News on NPR. Two great tastes that go great together. Excuse while i go clean my dentures. Get some work done on my 85 Chevy Celebrity. Find out if my Viagra script is still good. And see if I think Charo is hot or not. Because if im listening to NPR. I am old. (which im really not)
AgonThalia
Thu Sep 23, 2004 8:33 am
#13
heheh... i know the feeling..
but on the 45 minute commutes to the university and back, its a lot better than the crap-pop radio dren that perpetuates itself on the radio hehe..
and sometimes i get to laugh at the crazy call in people
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