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Thread: Rangers Anonymous
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Almagill
Sat Nov 13, 2004 7:46 am
#1
Hi, my name is ken' ath and I'm a recovering ranger...
It all started so easily. Just a nuna here, a womp rat there. Pretty soon I was clearing out whole nests of gorgs, then the spirit of the hunt took hold and I needed more. MORE! Bantha, cupa, ronto...
My friends, I even ended up Chasing The Rancor.
But, I've had enough of waking up in the clone bay, a vague recollection of brandy and spice induced euphoria and that sickening feeling as my camo fails, my traps don't stick and a herd of squill start wailing on my carcase.
THe need is strong, still, and I know it'll be difficult, but I've decided I'm g
no... noo.. I can't do it. I can't give up my Master Ranger tag. They'll have to prise if from my dead fingers before I'll give it up...
gaaaah, we need a helpline, a support service for the /cammo dependant....
I want to give up, i can't give up... I need to give up... I can't give up... oooh the dilema
It all started so easily. Just a nuna here, a womp rat there. Pretty soon I was clearing out whole nests of gorgs, then the spirit of the hunt took hold and I needed more. MORE! Bantha, cupa, ronto...
My friends, I even ended up Chasing The Rancor.
But, I've had enough of waking up in the clone bay, a vague recollection of brandy and spice induced euphoria and that sickening feeling as my camo fails, my traps don't stick and a herd of squill start wailing on my carcase.
THe need is strong, still, and I know it'll be difficult, but I've decided I'm g
no... noo.. I can't do it. I can't give up my Master Ranger tag. They'll have to prise if from my dead fingers before I'll give it up...
gaaaah, we need a helpline, a support service for the /cammo dependant....
I want to give up, i can't give up... I need to give up... I can't give up... oooh the dilema
Fodder650
Sat Nov 13, 2004 7:51 am
#2
Its ok brother alma your not alone. Others among us have mastered multiple times and seen the ways of template fighters. Although we walk to the valley of the sarclacc we are the chosen profession. We are the ones to hold the torch that burns weak. You are not alone Brother Alma for I have seen that the corellian grass was greener on Talus. And I dropped all the way down to novice scout. But her siren call was to much for me to avoid.
Brother Alma you just need to invest in a second account to make a crafter to relieve the tension.
Brother Alma you just need to invest in a second account to make a crafter to relieve the tension.
JBMat
Sat Nov 13, 2004 9:29 am
#3
Crafting is so freaking boring. Gag.
All my toons are scouts at the very least. Ranged too.
It's just how I play.
I don't have a problem with animals, long as they are ready for harvest.
JB
excepting the real ones in my house, to include the one who sit on the desk and swipes at stuff on the screen.
HornedSandRanger
Sat Nov 13, 2004 11:18 am
#4
No fear my brother ranger... I have the 13th step. Are you ready?
THE MASS SLAUGHTER OF EVERY KREETLE IN THE GAME!!!! That's right get a bunch of friends and just womp on kreetle until they realize... they can't always break your cammo....MWUAHAHAHA!!!!
Ok back to reality....
"A KREETLE has detected you despite ALL attempts at camouflage!!"
ok i'm done with the caps lock key.
Rangers for teh win!!! 
Message Edited by HornedSandRanger on 11-13-2004 12:25 PM
Phenix1050
Sat Nov 13, 2004 11:35 am
#5
JB- to fix the animals swatting at the screen- try harvesting them. That'll teach them to mess with your screen.
Cat got PWNED!!
Besides, get a dog. They're approximately 206,467,332 times cooler than cats. Plus, they don't swat at stuff on the screens. and they actually show you affection. And i'm not allergic to them.
Cat got PWNED!!
Besides, get a dog. They're approximately 206,467,332 times cooler than cats. Plus, they don't swat at stuff on the screens. and they actually show you affection. And i'm not allergic to them.
Nemo0
Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:10 pm
#6
Phenix1050 wrote:
JB- to fix the animals swatting at the screen- try harvesting them. That'll teach them to mess with your screen.
Cat got PWNED!!
Besides, get a dog. They're approximately 206,467,332 times cooler than cats. Plus, they don't swat at stuff on the screens. and they actually show you affection. And i'm not allergic to them.
And you look like one
.
Almagill
Sat Nov 13, 2004 2:38 pm
#7
A second account... hmmm... maybe. Just got to see how something pans out this coming week workwise. I'll either be able to get the second account, or theres going to be a HUGE grage sale on Bria.
Nah, its ok. I've found the cure for my current ennui. I just go into space and kill stuff. Then I can land, well, anywhere, kill some more stuff and head home. I reckon I was just having a panic at not being a 'proper' ranger just now, scooting about in space and neglecting my guildies, neighbours, that cute twi'lek...
/cough
So. As you were.
And belay that cat and dog talk. Everyone knows the only cool pet is a parrot. Ah-haar.
Nah, its ok. I've found the cure for my current ennui. I just go into space and kill stuff. Then I can land, well, anywhere, kill some more stuff and head home. I reckon I was just having a panic at not being a 'proper' ranger just now, scooting about in space and neglecting my guildies, neighbours, that cute twi'lek...
/cough
So. As you were.
And belay that cat and dog talk. Everyone knows the only cool pet is a parrot. Ah-haar.
Temujin23
Sat Nov 13, 2004 3:11 pm
#8
Come on, give in to the Dark side. Sounds like you've got your habit under control, anyway. Really, is one more craggy bolma gonna send you over the edge? Is it? I know you can hear its meat and hide and bone calling to you, even in your sleep. Just one more.
Incidentally, last night on dant I found a lair of frenzied grauls. I won't go into detail concerning what they said about you (and your family), but it wasn't very nice at all.
al-djinn'i
Master Ranger/TKM
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