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Thread: I am so out of the loop

Lorrowyn
Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:12 am
#1
What the heck are hawtpants?



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Iconic professions. Ok. Chewbacca was a Scout. How come that didn't stay?


When you think about it, aren't almost all of the original professions iconic? You can find something on each of them in the Expanded Universe.


I miss being a Ranger. It was more than a profession, it was a virtual way of life. It wasn't for everyone. But those who took it up became family.

Phenix1050
Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:29 am
#2
concentrated evil in short-pant form.



PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003

This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
YT-2000
Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:41 am
#3
I will forgive you this time as you were merely seeking our wise teachings, but in future do not mention the name of the garment whose name I will not utter...



Hebi Aepam
Retired Hunter - Creature Expert
Once a Ranger, always a Ranger
Lorrowyn
Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:53 am
#4
A thousand pardons. I just want to be "in" and not floating around the edges, gosh darnit!!



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Iconic professions. Ok. Chewbacca was a Scout. How come that didn't stay?


When you think about it, aren't almost all of the original professions iconic? You can find something on each of them in the Expanded Universe.


I miss being a Ranger. It was more than a profession, it was a virtual way of life. It wasn't for everyone. But those who took it up became family.

BadKarma777
Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:34 am
#5

Long, long ago, on a server not-so-far away, the dreaded garments of doom appeared in a tailor's datapad (okay - well, the schematic did, but let's not be so darn technical, mmmkay?)


And they saw the garments and said to themselves "I know I shouldn't, but I just HAVE to see..."


And so it was that the lure of the grament took hold over the tailors and the garments were made, and worn, and seen by all.


Eventually, the garment had inflicted it's vile venom into the hearts of whole galaxies, where everyone - regardless of species, profession, or gender was wearing them. And the galaxy was ugly and dark and hideous.


Finally, two small Bothans wandered to the center of the broken lands and threw the cursed schematic into the firey furnace from whence it had come - but not before NJ62 - the tailor who had become so enamoured of the dreaded garment that she herself was enslaved to it's wicked will, wrestled the schematic free from the grasp of the Bothan heroes.


She fell, ultimately, with schematic in hand into the hellfire of the lava below.


She was thought dead, and her evil garment with her until most recently - that is when the developers, much like unlocking Pandora's box, opened the way to Mustafar and the firey prison which had - until now - contained the evil that now threatens our galaxy once again.






~Does that answer your question?



**I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick @ss... and I'm all outta bubblegum.**
Makkaio
Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:39 am
#6
Oh...believe me...you were more on the *IN* by not knowing of this abomination! Now that you know, the galaxy will be just a little more lonely for you.



Makkaio

"Remember, it's not the game that sucks...it's you."
CuchulainnDarklight
Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:09 pm
#7

Its not tailors you need to watch out for! Its entertainers!


Dont believe me, well as the song says "Blasters dont kill people, Entertainers do!"






...has mastered the Pilot profession
The above post does not represent the views or beliefs of the poster, his countrymen or government, or anyone he remotely knows or has heard of, though in a perfect world he would be the government and his word law. The above post is also wholly fictitious, and any resemblance to any persons or entities living or dead is purely coincidental. Unless, it sounds really cool, in which case its all true, really.
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Tarnak_Archvold
Sat Oct 15, 2005 2:52 am
#8
If you are really brave, you can venture in to , and track down the link to the video called "A Jedis Tale". It features the who's name I will not utter, but charter that looks like he could have been spit out of the vendor system. And just to make it work the charter is dancing!!!
Then when you have seen the horror we fight against with you own eyes, and have visited the hospital from eye gorging related injury's, you will be ready to embrace the cause that is RATGWNIWNU.




"Once upon a time Rangers roamed the galaxies... Before the dark times, before the NGE. "
Once a Ranger, Always a Ranger.
Lorrowyn
Mon Oct 17, 2005 7:27 am
#9




Tarnak_Archvold wrote:
If you are really brave, you can venture in to , and track down the link to the video called "A Jedis Tale". It features the who's name I will not utter, but charter that looks like he could have been spit out of the vendor system. And just to make it work the charter is dancing!!!
Then when you have seen the horror we fight against with you own eyes, and have visited the hospital from eye gorging related injury's, you will be ready to embrace the cause that is RATGWNIWNU.




That is what?



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Iconic professions. Ok. Chewbacca was a Scout. How come that didn't stay?


When you think about it, aren't almost all of the original professions iconic? You can find something on each of them in the Expanded Universe.


I miss being a Ranger. It was more than a profession, it was a virtual way of life. It wasn't for everyone. But those who took it up became family.

Oreet
Mon Oct 17, 2005 7:45 am
#10

RATGWNIWNU - Rangers Against The Garment Whose Name I Will Not Utter

groundcrew
Mon Oct 17, 2005 7:59 am
#11






Oreet wrote:

RATGWNIWNU - Rangers Against The Garment Whose Name I Will Not Utter





Shhhhhhhhh Calc might be listining!


and for the record as long as a femaleis wearing them, Hawtpants are okay by me. Then they'er not evil, its eye candy.

Message Edited by groundcrew on 10-17-2005 08:04 AM



Flakk Gun:Elder Ranger
Improvise, Adapt, and Overcome

"My camps may be gone and my cammo changed to Vanish....But I still have my rifle, I still have my love of hunting...and the outdoors, and THAT is what makes me a Ranger."
Lorrowyn
Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:40 am
#12
Do you mean the garment whose name will not be said from the SWG movie Fallen that the guy wore when they were at the beach? That garment?



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Iconic professions. Ok. Chewbacca was a Scout. How come that didn't stay?


When you think about it, aren't almost all of the original professions iconic? You can find something on each of them in the Expanded Universe.


I miss being a Ranger. It was more than a profession, it was a virtual way of life. It wasn't for everyone. But those who took it up became family.

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