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Ok, it's time to finally settle all of this species debate. below is The Oreet Species Ranking System. It will list all species in order of "bestest-ness" with the bestest one at the top.

(NOTE: "bestest-ness" is a copyright of the Oreet Species Ranking System Foundation.

01. Rodian
02. Ithorian
03. Trandoshan
04. Mon Calamarian
05. Twi'lek
06. Wookiee
07. Sullistan
08. Zabrak
09. Human
10. Bothan

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Oreet wrote:

Only have 2 comments there Phenix.

Humans should be lower on the list

Chiss should be higher than humans.

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Oreet wrote:

Humans should be lower on the list

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SeanBlader wrote:

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Oreet wrote:

Humans should be lower on the list

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You're all just jealous of the humans.

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well, if it wasnt for human females, yes, they would be at the bottom of the list.

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SeanBlader wrote:

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Oreet wrote:

Humans should be lower on the list

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You're all just jealous of the humans.

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01. Rodian - Frills, Sensors, Snouts. What more could you ask for. /primp

02. Ithorian - Not only are they the most fashionable species after Rodians, but I've come across several very cool Ithorians, including Cheeto, my #1 wingman and shipwright.

03. Trandoshan - They lost some points for not wearing shoes, but also, because of the lack of shoes, that eliminates that pesky foot odor.

04. Mon Calamarian - They go great with TarTar Sauce

05. Twi'lek - Have you been to a cantina? If not, go there, and you'll see why they are in the top 5.

06. Wookiee - They are taller versions of bothans, but don't smell as bad.

07. Sullistan - These guys aren't really all that great, but at least they aren't Zabrak, Human, or Bothan

08. Zabrak - A tatoo'ed human with horns. well, at least they're trying to not be humans.

09. Human - Humans are teh suxxorzzzzzzz!!!!!!!111111111

10. Bothan - 3 words: "Wet Dog Smell"

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Oreet wrote:

Time to elaborate on the system for better clarification:

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01. Rodian - Frills, Sensors, Snouts. What more could you ask for. /primp

(cold blooded and prone to run into open fires)

02. Ithorian - Not only are they the most fashionable species after Rodians, but I've come across several very cool Ithorians, including Cheeto, my #1 wingman and shipwright.

(gun and weapon sites are not designed to work well with a forward facing stretched head of the ithorian, plus.. ithorians and pikes tend to end with them chopping off their own eyes.)

03. Trandoshan - They lost some points for not wearing shoes, but also, because of the lack of shoes, that eliminates that pesky foot odor.

(cold blooded, and just plain creepy.. they have that "i could eat you" look all the time... not bad imho)

04. Mon Calamarian - They go great with TarTar Sauce

(Invertebrate evolutionary squid throwbacks with a penchant for smelling bad and being paranoid about traps... the first master ranger i knew was a mon calamari.. and he wouldnt stop showing me a trap in the trade screen and yelling "its a trap".. did i mention they had no spine?)

05. Twi'lek - Have you been to a cantina? If not, go there, and you'll see why they are in the top 5.

(mmmmmm twi'leks.... all their women are belong to me)

06. Wookiee - They are taller versions of bothans, but don't smell as bad.

(got nothin against wookiees... except they always end up at jellystone national park looking for picnic baskets... thinking with their stomachs)

07. Sullistan - These guys aren't really all that great, but at least they aren't Zabrak, Human, or Bothan

(I actually like these little people, less annoying than ferengi, and better pilots)

08. Zabrak - A tatoo'ed human with horns. well, at least they're trying to not be humans.

(for teh win)

09. Human - Humans are teh suxxorzzzzzzz!!!!!!!111111111

(couldnt agree more and they have the stupidest names... like Toronto-OwnzU)

10. Bothan - 3 words: "Wet Dog Smell"

(and a punchbowl fetish)

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My official rankings.

1: Zabrak

2: Trandoshan

3: Twi'ilek

4: Wookies

5: Sullustan

6: Ithorian

7: Mon Calamari

8: Bothan

9: Rodian

10: Hyooman

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AgonThalia wrote:

My official rankings.

1: Zabrak

2: Trandoshan

3: Twi'ilek

4: Wookies

5: Sullustan

6: Ithorian

7: Mon Calamari

8: Bothan

9: Rodian

10: Hyooman

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Hyooman???

and how can rodians be #9?

that was hiliarious about the Mon Cal trading a trap to you and shouting "It's a Trap"

obviously, these systems were all made by men. here...this is the proper rating, given to you bya Twi'lek female.

1. Twi'lek female

2. what else is there?