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Thread: Bark Question
Almagill wrote:
Am from Tat. We don't do trees.
Not true, not true. The bark from the rare Tatooinian oasis palm is a zesty and exotic treat, perfect for any semi-formal gathering/camping trip. It goes rather well with the musky flavor of Jawa beer.
al-djinn'i
Master Ranger/TKM
Temujin23 wrote:
Almagill wrote:
Am from Tat. We don't do trees.Not true, not true. The bark from the rare Tatooinian oasis palm is a zesty and exotic treat, perfect for any semi-formal gathering/camping trip. It goes rather well with the musky flavor of Jawa beer.
al-djinn'i
Master Ranger/TKM
Yup, we've been telling the imps that for years and the great thing is... THEY BELIEVE US!!!!
Thems not palms, m'lad. It takes hundreds of tiny jawa children, working in the Hutt's sweatshops (where the sweat goes you don't want to ask) carefully handcrafting the earwax from diseased bocatts into fronds, leaves and other palmate structures for month after endless month of horrendous toil, just to make ONE 'palm tree'. Why'dyou think there's so few of them
Next month: How to turn bantha belly fluff into a winter cold cure and fish dryer.
Almagill wrote:
Yup, we've been telling the imps that for years and the great thing is... THEY BELIEVE US!!!!
Thems not palms, m'lad. It takes hundreds of tiny jawa children, working in the Hutt's sweatshops (where the sweat goes you don't want to ask) carefully handcrafting the earwax from diseased bocatts into fronds, leaves and other palmate structures for month after endless month of horrendous toil, just to make ONE 'palm tree'. Why'dyou think there's so few of them
Next month: How to turn bantha belly fluff into a winter cold cure and fish dryer.
Hey, I don't care if a thousand railroad workers had to die to makethat 'palm tree,' all I care about is that sweet, sweetmoment when a guest at one of my HTFB soirees compliments my ability to find the right bark to perfectly accentuate the rarefied flavor of faa caviar. The Hutts are true gentleslugs who appreciate the value of high society, no matter what the cost to a few (hundred) common laborers. You, sir, are obviously a brutish misanthrope. It is my sincerest hope that this debate, such as it is, will not degenerate into a feverish bout of fisticuffsmanship, but I won't 'hold my breath,' as the plebes say.
al-djinn'i
Master Ranger/TKM/Foppish Dandy