Ranger Archive
Thread: A Chuckle for the ranger...
Wow, lol. funny stuff.
Im not a smuggler yet, 20k more unarmed xp and im there. but ayway im a huntmaster in ranger and so this guy wants me to track down someone as a bounty.
guy- hey can u help me out
me-sure wat u need
guy- well ur a ranger right?
me- yup, u need sum organics?
guy- no can u track people?
me- yes i can
guy- can u track sumone for me?
me- if hes within range yeah
guy tell me where "sumone" is
me- ok ill try
me- hes not in range, do u knwo if hes round here
guyno hes on dant
me- oh i cant track people down on toher planets, only people that r within 500m or so.
guy-oh ok
guy- well can u c where"sumoneelse is"?
me- ok hes inmy range right?
guy i guess
me- nope dont c him
guy- god u rgers suk
me- **edit** hes not in rnage wat do u want me to do
guy ell me where on dantoine he is
me i told u i cANT DO THAT
guy thats cuz u sk at ranger, masters can
me- no they cant
guy why not
me- i dunno why dont u ask the swg guys to change that
guy- thats not funny
me- ok just leave me alone
guy- but i need u to track sumone
me- ok i will if u duel me
guy ok but no db
me sure
duel pow pow bang bang
hes down i db him and leave
Wow, way nicer than I am,
I tell BHs where to go, how to get there, and what do do once they arrive.
Thator ask for 25k up front, before I run /ar, and I tell em, no guarantee on results.
One or the other shuts em up and they go away.
JB
That was a decent RP Grey..heh. Know the feeling.. Always some random guy eventually saying, "Can you see if a Jedi is nearby?" I just give it a quick track and tell them "no"..
People really expect a lot from our pesky range.
Did happen to enjoy trying to track a Novice Ranger down while overt, didn't quite work, but had a blast trying to follow him.. heh. Perhaps our tracking will excel in time..
I still say the funnest part of /ar is when you know there is going to be a raid on your base/town/whatever.
I go out and start doing areatrack. More likely than not, I find the soon-to-be raiders. I mean, how hard is it to miss 5-10 people in close proximity to one another. They are in some slum camp some BH has set up, getting pets out, putting away rides, buffing, healing, etc. After sending the info to the rest of my party, I then send a "Peek a boo, I see you" message to all the happy lil raiders.
In the beginning, they would panic -- and often run right into the ambushes we have set up. Now they panic, and usually realize that we are setting ambushes and beat feet for safer areas.
Or, I ride right into their camp and listen to them scheme, all the while in guildchat with my team. Oh, big time stealth there, but when you are fighting morons, you don't need to be sneaky, just bold.
JB
I say /cheers for not taking the "high road" and /addignore
This is the equivalent of slapping an idiot in the back of the head and I applaud you.