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Thread: Where did all of my garment hatred come from?

Calculus_Entropy
Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:43 am
#1

Garment, how do I hate thee? Let me count the ways:



  • I hate males that wear that garment.

  • I hate ANYONE that wears that garment in public, including combat, general travel, basically, anywhere that's not in a Cantina or private dwelling.

  • Intentionally mispelling a word is just dumb (except any variation of Leezard).

  • I hate ANYONE who has foraged in that garment...this may also account for my deep-seated hatred of foraging .

  • If I didn't hate that garment, what would I harass the Tailors with? Pantaloons? They are funny, but it's just not the same.



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EbeLightcloud
Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:46 am
#2
Oh I dont know....I think its the perfect garmet for mooning leezards



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NJ62
Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:47 am
#3

HAWTPANTS!!



Burn Leexard Eyes...





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Oreet
Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:54 am
#4
Calc, quit fooling yourself. we've all seen the screencap of you, and we all know that you are not a good example of h--tpant hatred.


/bonk Leexard



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Seiryuu
Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:22 pm
#5
They're also great for beach parties. I was all the rage in my light blue outfit with the cute wings on my hips, back before any Tailors could figure out how to replicate them.



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Phenix1050
Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:36 pm
#6
I think like a lot of hate, your feelings for those garments is really based on unrequited love. Hell hath no fury like a Leexard scorned. Especially since we've all the "full moon rising" I think everybody agrees that skintight garments are NOT your best look.



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Makkaio
Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:34 pm
#7




Calculus_Entropy wrote:


Garment, how do I hate thee? Let me count the ways:



  • I hate males that wear that garment.

  • I hate ANYONE that wears that garment in public, including combat, general travel, basically, anywhere that's not in a Cantina or private dwelling.

  • Intentionally mispelling a word is just dumb (except any variation of Leezard).

  • I hate ANYONE who has foraged in that garment...this may also account for my deep-seated hatred of foraging .

  • If I didn't hate that garment, what would I harass the Tailors with? Pantaloons? They are funny, but it's just not the same.



Now we know why they are canning foraging.



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Almagill
Sat Oct 01, 2005 12:03 am
#8

EbeLightcloud wrote:
Oh I dont know....I think its the perfect garmet for mooning leezards




Oh crikey. I need to go lie down and fan myself with a wet lettuce leaf.

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groundcrew
Sun Oct 02, 2005 8:23 am
#9




Oreet wrote:

Calc, quit fooling yourself. we've all seen the screencap of you, and we all know that you are not a good example of h--tpant hatred.


/bonk Leexard



Viva La Camo!!!!!





/agree


It's kinda sad that you just can't be who you are Calc. We all know you love that garment, and just to let you know, it's okay for you to show your pride and wear it.............just remember that you will be made fun of for it.





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Creaturetaimer
Sun Oct 02, 2005 9:15 am
#10
Who has that "Special" picture of calc? /evil laugh



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jafo1
Sun Oct 02, 2005 2:08 pm
#11

Calculus_Entropy wrote:

Garment, how do I hate thee? Let me count the ways:

  • I hate males that wear that garment.
  • I hate ANYONE that wears that garment in public, including combat, general travel, basically, anywhere that's not in a Cantina or private dwelling.
  • Intentionally mispelling a word is just dumb (except any variation of Leezard).
  • I hate ANYONE who has foraged in that garment...this may also account for my deep-seated hatred of foraging .
  • If I didn't hate that garment, what would I harass the Tailors with? Pantaloons? They are funny, but it's just not the same.




Looks at Pics from the Corr event in Texas. Yeahhh you hateed them with that smile sure ya did.




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Calculus_Entropy
Sun Oct 02, 2005 3:06 pm
#12

jafo1 wrote:

Calculus_Entropy wrote:

Garment, how do I hate thee? Let me count the ways:

  • I hate males that wear that garment.
  • I hate ANYONE that wears that garment in public, including combat, general travel, basically, anywhere that's not in a Cantina or private dwelling.
  • Intentionally mispelling a word is just dumb (except any variation of Leezard).
  • I hate ANYONE who has foraged in that garment...this may also account for my deep-seated hatred of foraging .
  • If I didn't hate that garment, what would I harass the Tailors with? Pantaloons? They are funny, but it's just not the same.




Looks at Pics from the Corr event in Texas. Yeahhh you hateed them with that smile sure ya did.

Twasn't me...I am MUCH better looking!



Calculus Entropy
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jafo1
Sun Oct 02, 2005 3:57 pm
#13

Calculus_Entropy wrote:

jafo1 wrote:

Calculus_Entropy wrote:

Garment, how do I hate thee? Let me count the ways:

  • I hate males that wear that garment.
  • I hate ANYONE that wears that garment in public, including combat, general travel, basically, anywhere that's not in a Cantina or private dwelling.
  • Intentionally mispelling a word is just dumb (except any variation of Leezard).
  • I hate ANYONE who has foraged in that garment...this may also account for my deep-seated hatred of foraging .
  • If I didn't hate that garment, what would I harass the Tailors with? Pantaloons? They are funny, but it's just not the same.




Looks at Pics from the Corr event in Texas. Yeahhh you hateed them with that smile sure ya did.

Twasn't me...I am MUCH better looking!



Yeah yeah Just like trying to milk the Pink punchbowl Bothan.




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