Ranger Archive
Thread: New Novice Ranger saying hi
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SolrFlare
Sat Apr 10, 2004 2:29 pm
#5
Welcome!
Please accept the following standard issue Ranger equipment:
- 1 Bottle, Rancor Repellant: repeated use may cause rash
- 1 Bottle, Bitter Pills: take one pill per month, as directed, until appropriate level of bitterness achieved
- 1 Book, 101 Ways to use your Imagination: read....frequently
- 1 Pamphlet, A personal copy of the Outdoorsman proposal
-1 Coupon, Free Cloning
Good luck to you, and God Speed 
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