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Thread: Boar tracking a true tale
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JBMat
Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:57 pm
#1
WARNING - DO NOT DRINK OR EAT WHILE READING THIS, I AM NOT PAYING FOR BROKEN PC STUFF CAUSED BY YOU BLOWING COKE OUT YOUR NOSE (OR DIET PEPSI IF YOU ARE A REAL GEEK)
The absolute best, and what's worse, this actually happened-
Guildieis working on the Hermit's Quest. I wander in and find the boar for him. I have massive +Tusken faction, so I don't get attacked by the 5 Tusken standing around. As I camo'd my bud, he wanders on past, slays the boar, loots. There is much rejoicing.
We sit there figuring what to do next, the rancher/farmer dude or the pirates. The boar respawns, or spawns again whatever.
Up rides the "Man in Black" - no not Johnny Cash, nor Will Smith - tis a BH type, in all black comp armor. You can tell, he has a Light Lightning Club. Sees my tag. Offers me 50k to track the boar for him. I say, pop that tip over here son, you got yourself a deal. He tips... and I point out the boar standing there 100 m away.
He starts to complain, imagine that, school was out I am guessing. I reply - "Never said it would be hard, best kill that thing before the other 3 people that I am areatracking get here." He attacks, still whining. And the boar and Tusken friendssmite him. And there is much rejoicing. Better still, as he continues to whine in /tells I watch others come in and using a modicum of intelligence, take the boar out until the spawn is all gone. Yes, I camo'd one person, just cause he asked. Free even.
If I was wearing armor, I would have soiled it in laughter.
I imagine I will hear about this, either in email or from a CSR. Matters not, he offered, I accepted and I got a witless...uh...witness.
JB
Vorpaks
Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:07 pm
#2
(stiffles evil laughter)
You are bad man. Can I live vicariously through your story?
You are bad man. Can I live vicariously through your story?
IanDarke
Thu Sep 30, 2004 4:32 am
#6
Too funny man! I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall watching him repeatedly kicking himself.
Fodder650
Thu Sep 30, 2004 5:14 am
#7
ROLFMAO
Hey he shouldnt be complaining he got his moneys worth quickly didnt he?
WeiQuin
Thu Sep 30, 2004 5:36 am
#8
What a doofus that guy was! or should I say is...
I lucked out when I did the boar, he was all by his lonesome.
we went mano a mano and I finished by harvesting its warm corpse...
then rode off in search of the farmer (boy, am I glad that I finished the hero quest! that farmer was playing the hide and seek game too well for awhile)
ArillOnahe
Thu Sep 30, 2004 6:04 am
#9
DAMM YOU!!!!! I've only just had laser eye surgery, now they hurt like hell 'cos you've got me crying with laughter you bugger!
Owen-Lars
Thu Sep 30, 2004 6:06 am
#10
haha nice
*brings out new un-coke-filled keyboard*
note to self: must read warnings at top of posts next time 
Iseult
Thu Sep 30, 2004 7:22 am
#11
hahahahahahaha - JB story of the year!
Iseult
Master Ranger / Mediocre Rifleperson
Bloodfin
Master Ranger / Mediocre Rifleperson
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