Ranger Archive
Thread: Oh Yeah, I forgot..
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Enoshima
Wed Jan 28, 2004 3:34 am
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Why is it that a Novice Entertainer, Unguilded, no story badges, no profession badges, gets a Master Explorer badge? Why do other classes even know where the other POI's are. I could actually understand somebody that holo-grinded Master Ranger would have them.
Why do I have to claim a house a residence? Why can't it be a planet? I have a house, in a city, with my guild. They are the only ones that need to know where I live. Actually I can't remember what the character sheet says, I am in school with a laptop, that could easily be traded for chisel and stone, so I am unable to play.
Why does Jabba get mounted heads for trophies in his palace? Like he or those other ignorant pig faced bipeds actually killed them. I am a hunter, tracker, trapper, explorer, a Master Ranger. In the name that is all holy, why can't I even get a stupid stuffed Nuna to put on my desk? Or at least a voritor boots? Maybe a Cromson Razor Cat wall tapestry.
Why can other classes other than Scout loot creatures at all? A Master Ranger, and my chance of looting a creature is the same as some half naked dancer, with a CDEF pistol.
On the same note, why can't a half naked dancer (female prefered), or any other Liberace, heal BF in a HTFB? If we can craft in them, can we have a slot machine at least? Profits going to us? The HTFB is big enough to almost claim residence, but can't even keep the rain out?
How can a Commando with a flamethower kill an animal or a pack of animals in a forest and not light himself, the trees, or anyone else on fire? But yet I can't use my AoE traps on them, to get away, hoping that one hits at all?
Actually this makes no sense at all. Plus I forgot what I wanted to say.
You all know that I love being a Ranger, and wouldn't trade it for anything, this was all meant in fun, and hope that you like it as much as I did writing it.
Please add more if you like, it will lighten us up a bit, given the fact that we all love being Rangers.
JBMat
Wed Jan 28, 2004 5:01 am
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Take a deep breath... in through the nose, out through the mouth... go to your happy place. Relax, relax....
Good points, all of them.
On a side note, if I run into the cantina in my town fast enough, I can see the dancer naked naked, instead of half naked. Too bad she is really a he most of the time. Gag.
And even claiming a house as a residence still leaves you as a wanderer on your character profile.
And I keep telling y'all, rasps are the reason stuff does not work in-game. Kill all the rasps.
JB
selling avian parts cheap
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