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Thread: A Ranger's Revenge

Deadtech
Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:04 pm
#1

Well I happened to be on Tatooine the other day and started wandering out of Mos Entha while using some trusty camo. I see a red blip on my radar. I hesitate and check otu what's ahead. Ohhh it's you Mr. Kreetle. I continue forward. Bam! camo breaks and the little bugger aggroes me and heads my way. Pop Pop down he goes. OK, we've all been in this situation one time or another. After I take the little bugger down I check out what's around me and there he is, the kreetle baby. Time to get my revenge. Most would just squash them. I decide I have a much more tormenting fate for the little guy. I tame him. His name is now RangersRevenge. Now for my ammusement I send little RR into combat he is not meant for. Poor little guy never makes it. Sometimes I show my kind heart and save him for being squashed but most times not. Nomore breaking complex camo for this little guy. This Ranger strikes back.



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Vorpaks
Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:05 pm
#2

You have issues dude!



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Calculus_Entropy
Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:07 pm
#3

Have you sent him after another kreetle yet? That would be the pinacle of irony.



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SickSix
Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:10 pm
#4

that is simply = AWESOME!


your twisted, i like that



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Cryos_Merovingian
Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:13 pm
#5

I may pick up CH now. That way I could tame a kreetle and a rasp. They could have a battle royale. The winner would be sent to fight a rancor, or maybe a jedi.



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Phenix1050
Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:21 pm
#6

Oh the fun of reading the Ranger forums.



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Deadtech
Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:52 pm
#7


Actually the first thing i did after i tamed him was sent him after another kreetle baby. mine lost. go figure.



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Almagill
Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:12 pm
#8



Deadtech wrote:
Actually the first thing i did after i tamed him was sent him after another kreetle baby. mine lost. go figure.





ROFLMAO


In my brief foray into the weird world of CH, the first thing I trained was a kreetle too. Seemed a bit weird having an attack beetle, but hey! He went the way of all things and was replaced by two pigs.

Just so I could spam /yell Unleash the Hogs of War!!! /tellpet at

I decided to go ranger after that. Seemed safer for my sanity.




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Bassnet13
Fri Jan 28, 2005 8:30 pm
#9


Deadtech wrote:
I decided to go ranger after that. Seemed safer for my sanity.





Ok... for future reference: When Ranger seems the "sane" course of action, it's time to put the game away for a bit and look into local mental health care options.



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