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Thread: Kind Words and some thoughts

JBMat
Fri Jan 28, 2005 11:46 am
#1

BHs are wonderful people. They rid the universe of scum, never whine or snivel, and are truly misunderstood. They have a hard job, fighting those evil marks. Their droids are so hard to control and can never seem to find the marks as advertised. The marks also have the temerity to fight back, causing the poor misunderstood BHs to have to buff and armor just to take them on. I think BHs should be given people traps too, they deserve it. And phooey on only dropping the pre-requisite in scouting to one tree, it should merely be Novice, and they get the rest free, like Politicians. And they need more types of weapons, and more powerful ones, and certainly a ton more specials.


People who use macros are wonderful. They stay out of people's way, just killing endless quantities of harmful NPCs that could injure a new person to the game. Entertainers using macros should get double XP and free money, just for asking. Rangers and Scouts should be given a macro on how to camp when they become novices... and the entire amount of hide and bone needed to max out their XP at the same time. Yes, macro players keep the spawn population down, so we can roam freely throughout the game and enjoy the wonderful scenery.


Scouts and Rangers who macro are misunderstood. They don't need to know anything about groups, they are rugged individualists. So what if they never leave their starter city limits and make Master - by golly, they have that city memorized pretty well. Well, at least the cantina, cloner and medcenter locations. We should thank them for representing our fine profession as they spam invites to their camps; new people get to see and enjoy the finely crafted camps we can make without the Scout/Ranger there to bother them with questions.


Ranger is such a fine profession we should be merged with Squad Leader, the ultimate hunt guide; Chef, that way we can cook what we kill; Entertainer, so we can finally heal BF in our camps; Artisan, so we can survey as we hunt to tell others where the good deposits are; CH so we can find and tame the smaller creatures into useful pets for those that desire them; and Image Designer, just in case someone in the area needs a quick makeover. We should also be ready to areatrack for everyone who needs it at a moment's notice, Jedi, padawan, Hero Questors, Lost droids, and regardless of the requestor's race, faction or shoe size, take that job dropping what we are doing and of course, refuse all pay for doing so.


Finally, we as aprofession need to learn how to use CAPS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!! Astericks too***********. Myself, I am taking a fascinating class on "Hacker Spelling" or as they call it "L33t Sp33k". Truly an eyeopener. I am taking this with my class in Programming in Basic. Maybe I can work up to Fortran someday. Our forum is too boring, look at all the titles, only one is exciting and has flair.


And if anyone believed a word of the above, may therasps and kreetlesrise up and smack you about the head and shoulders until you grow some common sense.


Thank you for your time and kind attention. Normal programming will resume now


JB

Peace and Love
Cryos_Merovingian
Fri Jan 28, 2005 11:54 am
#2

ROFLMAO


JBMat wrote:
Thank you for your time and kind attention. Normal programming will resume now
JB
Peace and Love





Was this your final outburst of nicety (despite the sarcasm)? Normal programming... are you back in full flair?

*pee pants out of excitement and anticipation*

Message Edited by Cryos_Merovingian on 01-28-2005 10:54 AM



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Andreas-Shadowfire
Fri Jan 28, 2005 11:58 am
#3

/cheer

/cheer

/yell visit my camp please

/macro cheer







- - ANDREAS - -
(12)pt mastery of ARMORSMITH and ELDER ARCHITECT - since 2/04 - (R.I.S.)
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owner/operator of 1 W. DS in DARKSWORD, NABOO on the Shadowfire server (-6972, 2079) right off the shuttle

Vorpaks
Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:03 pm
#4

This post made me all tingly inside.



Paks
Master Ranger/Master Creature Handler
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Calculus_Entropy
Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:19 pm
#5

I think we broke JB!



Calculus Entropy
Ranger Blue Glowie Emeritus
Garindan used /areatrack to find Han.
Temujin23
Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:35 pm
#6

Is he back to normal? Damn, what am I gonna do with all these crates of WWJBD bracelets I had custom made? They'll never sell now.


al-djinn'i

Master Ranger/Novice Rifleman



Wake up! Time to die.
Cryos_Merovingian
Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:42 pm
#7



Temujin23 wrote:
Is he back to normal? Damn, what am I gonna do with all these crates of WWJBD bracelets I had custom made? They'll never sell now.
al-djinn'i
Master Ranger/Novice Rifleman



They're vintage now! I smell a price hike!



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Elder Ranger

Temujin23
Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:48 pm
#8

Eh, I suppose I'll still turn a profit. And anyway, I'll continue to make millions off those bracelets inscribed with a camping macro. Every novice scout on naritus wants one.


al-djinn'i

Master Ranger/Novice Rifleman



Wake up! Time to die.
Almagill
Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:36 pm
#9

Mad, yer all mad! Ahaar. Here's p13 in yer eye!!



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Kamileon
Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:52 pm
#10

We've created a monster!

Shiny happy JB is scary!
(And hilarious)



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Tibli
Fri Jan 28, 2005 3:56 pm
#11

/sniffle; /cry; /shout I MISS THE OLD JB;/pause10; /ui actiontoolbarSlot23


/smirk; /pause 10; /ui actiontoolbarSlot22


*Places macros in toolbar*





Tibli Srictahio, Master Ranger
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Rancorrider4
Fri Jan 28, 2005 5:29 pm
#12






Calculus_Entropy wrote:

I think we broke JB!






Seconded. But five stars for being able to witness the meltdown in the Ranger Forum where it belongs....



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WildBil2Me
Fri Jan 28, 2005 6:15 pm
#13

Nothin like a post from JB to remind you of how fun the Ranger Boards are, can't wait to fully into the action again!



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