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Thread: Sick and tired of the BS....

JBMat
Sun Jan 18, 2004 6:18 am
#1

Okie dokie, time to quit biatching and beating on the Devs.


In a totally light hearted theme -


OPERATION KILL ALL RASPS will commence at0001 hrs, 19 January 2004.


I propose the following -


That all Master Rangers, aspiring Master Rangers, wanna be Rangers, and anyone who can fire a freaking weapon go out on Monday 19 January 2004 and attempt to rid the galaxy of the dreaded RASPS.


Found mainly on Corellia and Talus, I have been hounded and stalked by RASPS the galaxy over. I was beat on them as a noob, and they continue to bug the snot outta me.


Therefore - KILL ALL THE RASPS YOU CAN SEE.


Let's mess the astromech stats all up. I wanna see some massive number on there for RASPS. Arnold said, "If it bleeds, we can kill it"... JB says "If it is a RASP, I will kill it"


For the love of mankind, or whatever kind you happen to be, including rodians, go out and kill this menace.


No prizes, no contest, no awards, just the satisfaction you harvested a buttload of avian products and helped to bork up some stats.


We should make this a theme for all holidays. Pick a low level mob and make it the "target du jour".


Any comments, questions, nasty cracks or flames should be directed to the BH board, where they will go unnoticed as most of those clowns can't read big words.


REMEMBER - KILLING RASPS IS FUN, MAKES FOR STRONG BONES, INCREASES YOUR IQ, GIVES YOU A BETTER SEX LIFE... wait, lemme check my spam for more reasons... AND WILL HELP YOU WIN THE LOTTERY.


y'all have fun


JB


if this made you smile, it worked.. if this made you want to kill rasps, even better... if neither, see a local mental health professional, you may be sane


Crile
Sun Jan 18, 2004 6:25 am
#2

Don't know if I'll join the cause, but I do hate Rasp!! Maybe I'll make sure to stop and pop a few this weekend.
JumboFett
Sun Jan 18, 2004 9:37 am
#3

Dude I'll back your play if you come to Tattoine and kill all the kreetles. They are my chosen foe.



We never spoke....I was never here
AmAvocet
Sun Jan 18, 2004 11:02 am
#4

I'm sorry, but as a member of the Corellian Audo'bon Society, I must protest the wanton killing of these birds.


If the rasps were wiped out, a vital part of the food chain would be lost. Sludge panthers and gurrcats would lose an important p[rey animal, and would likely move into cities, preying on pets and, perhaps, noobs.


Rasps are pretty little birdies. I and the other members of the Coronet Rasp Watchers spend our weekends on field trips, counting rasp populations and simply enjoying their beautiful, shimmering plumage.


A world without rasps is a drab, dreary world.


SAVE THE RASPS!




--Worduk A'Sil, Bothan Master Ranger, Novice CH
--Coronet, Corellia, Bria
theshagnasty
Mon Jan 19, 2004 3:41 am
#5








AmAvocet wrote:


Rasps are pretty little birdies. I and the other members of the Coronet Rasp Watchers spend our weekends on field trips, counting rasp populations and simply enjoying their beautiful, shimmering plumage.






...as they get blown away by my Republican Blaster.....



Marcus Nasticus - FarStar

-=Master Ranger=-
By choice, not holo....!
bellarus
Mon Jan 19, 2004 4:11 am
#6

I'am with you on it and all since this may make dev look at ranger profession more and all so I start doing it and all the next time i happen pop in on talus or corellia
Gwee-Godo
Mon Jan 19, 2004 6:05 am
#7








theshagnasty wrote:


...as they get blown away by my Republican Blaster.....







Republican Blaster Lol.... Where can I get one of those? Does it do extra damage to Republicans? Is there a Democrat Blaster? Where can I find these guns?


You made my day, thanks... that was almost as funny as 'Monkey making'

Beausoleil
Mon Jan 19, 2004 2:24 pm
#8

Okay.. so where's the best Rasp hunting? Rori?

I will do my part to rid the galaxy of these nusance animals.



-K
Ariven
Mon Jan 19, 2004 2:52 pm
#9


Rasps are pretty little birdies. I and the other members of the Coronet Rasp Watchers spend our weekends on field trips, counting rasp populations and simply enjoying their beautiful, shimmering plumage.





So, where is it, exactly, that you go watch all those lovely rasps?

I would like to admire them myself... I have this nice long distance Rasp viewing device.... it only LOOKS like a rifle...
Shmuku
Tue Jan 20, 2004 7:22 am
#10

Great post, JB. Sorry I missed the orgy of rasp killing, but I'll be sure to join in on the upcoming Kreetle Cleansing Day.





Shmuku
Master Ranger, Master Pistoleer
Kaadara, Naboo
Starsider
Svengali666
Tue Jan 20, 2004 7:26 am
#11

Screw Rasps... Im walking around Lok... and a much more evil bird is always trying to screw with me... those **edit** mynocks! screw you mynock! I aint even hunting you today! get your trixy poisionin a$$ outta here!






Svengali - Master Ranger/ Master Bar-Hopper - Coming soon to a server near you
"Using a key to gouge expletives on another's vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship."
You don't own space, so stop acting like you do.
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