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Thread: Sick and tired of the BS....
Okie dokie, time to quit biatching and beating on the Devs.
In a totally light hearted theme -
OPERATION KILL ALL RASPS will commence at0001 hrs, 19 January 2004.
I propose the following -
That all Master Rangers, aspiring Master Rangers, wanna be Rangers, and anyone who can fire a freaking weapon go out on Monday 19 January 2004 and attempt to rid the galaxy of the dreaded RASPS.
Found mainly on Corellia and Talus, I have been hounded and stalked by RASPS the galaxy over. I was beat on them as a noob, and they continue to bug the snot outta me.
Therefore - KILL ALL THE RASPS YOU CAN SEE.
Let's mess the astromech stats all up. I wanna see some massive number on there for RASPS. Arnold said, "If it bleeds, we can kill it"... JB says "If it is a RASP, I will kill it"
For the love of mankind, or whatever kind you happen to be, including rodians, go out and kill this menace.
No prizes, no contest, no awards, just the satisfaction you harvested a buttload of avian products and helped to bork up some stats.
We should make this a theme for all holidays. Pick a low level mob and make it the "target du jour".
Any comments, questions, nasty cracks or flames should be directed to the BH board, where they will go unnoticed as most of those clowns can't read big words.
REMEMBER - KILLING RASPS IS FUN, MAKES FOR STRONG BONES, INCREASES YOUR IQ, GIVES YOU A BETTER SEX LIFE... wait, lemme check my spam for more reasons... AND WILL HELP YOU WIN THE LOTTERY.
y'all have fun
JB
if this made you smile, it worked.. if this made you want to kill rasps, even better... if neither, see a local mental health professional, you may be sane
I'm sorry, but as a member of the Corellian Audo'bon Society, I must protest the wanton killing of these birds.
If the rasps were wiped out, a vital part of the food chain would be lost. Sludge panthers and gurrcats would lose an important p[rey animal, and would likely move into cities, preying on pets and, perhaps, noobs.
Rasps are pretty little birdies. I and the other members of the Coronet Rasp Watchers spend our weekends on field trips, counting rasp populations and simply enjoying their beautiful, shimmering plumage.
A world without rasps is a drab, dreary world.
SAVE THE RASPS!
...as they get blown away by my Republican Blaster.....
AmAvocet wrote:
Rasps are pretty little birdies. I and the other members of the Coronet Rasp Watchers spend our weekends on field trips, counting rasp populations and simply enjoying their beautiful, shimmering plumage.
theshagnasty wrote:
...as they get blown away by my Republican Blaster.....
Republican Blaster
Lol.... Where can I get one of those? Does it do extra damage to Republicans? Is there a Democrat Blaster? Where can I find these guns?
You made my day, thanks... that was almost as funny as 'Monkey making'
I will do my part to rid the galaxy of these nusance animals.
Rasps are pretty little birdies. I and the other members of the Coronet Rasp Watchers spend our weekends on field trips, counting rasp populations and simply enjoying their beautiful, shimmering plumage.
So, where is it, exactly, that you go watch all those lovely rasps?
I would like to admire them myself... I have this nice long distance Rasp viewing device.... it only LOOKS like a rifle...
Great post, JB. Sorry I missed the orgy of rasp killing, but I'll be sure to join in on the upcoming Kreetle Cleansing Day.
Screw Rasps... Im walking around Lok... and a much more evil bird is always trying to screw with me... those **edit** mynocks! screw you mynock! I aint even hunting you today! get your trixy poisionin a$$ outta here!