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Thread: Hawtpants!... /sigh
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Kiryoku
Fri Aug 27, 2004 10:59 am
#1
as my shame has been discovered, i must move ahead of schedule and perform the deedi am bound to...
my apologies to my fellow rangers, that which i am about to do is in service of a greater purpose... *looks hesitantly toward the Tailor forum*
/startdance hawtpants1
/sing
Hawtpants!!
Hawtpants!!
Shake 'em!
Woke up this mornin' without a care in the world,
looked out the window and saw me a girl.
"How you doin'?" I thought to yell,
and she looked up and said "Love that style!"
Cause I got my,
Hawtpants!!
Ain't I fly,
in my Hawtpants!!
I gotta shake'em!!
I stepped outside to begin my day,
first thingI did was hear a Bothan say,
"Where can I get me some digs like that?"
I said, "Son your gonnaneed a bikini wax."
Wearing my,
Hawtpants!!
Ain't I fly,
in my Hawtpants!!
I gotta shake'em!!
Hawtpants!!
I gotta shake'em!!
Got to work about an hour late,
my boss comes over lookin' real irate
Sees my clothes and raises a fuss,
"You know why I fired Calculus?"
Cause he had,
Hawtpants!!
Ain't he fly,
in his Hawtpants!!
Shake'em Calc!!
Hawtpants!!
Shake'em!!
Gotta shake'em!!
Hawtpants!!
Hawtpants!!
/stopdance
*tears up*
i'm so sorry...
Fred_Skinner
Fri Aug 27, 2004 11:18 am
#2
fixed
Kiryoku wrote:
as my shame has been discovered, i must move ahead of schedule and perform the deedi am bound to...
my apologies to my fellow rangers, that which i am about to do is in service of a greater purpose... *looks hesitantly toward the Tailor forum*
/startdance camopants1
/sing
Camopants!!
Camopants!!
Shake 'em!
Woke up this mornin' without a care in the world,
looked out the window and saw me a girl.
"How you doin'?" I thought to yell,
and she looked up and said "Love that style!"
Cause I got my,
Camopants!!
Ain't I fly,
in my Camopants!!
I gotta shake'em!!
I stepped outside to begin my day,
first thingI did was hear a Bothan say,
"Where can I get me some digs like that?"
I said, "Son your gonnaneed a bit o' gray."
Wearing my,
Camopants!!
Ain't I fly,
in my Camopants!!
I gotta shake'em!!
Camopants!!
I gotta shake'em!!
Got to work about an hour late,
my boss comes over lookin' real irate
Sees my clothes and raises a fuss,
"You know why Ipromoted Calculus?"
Cause he had,
Camopants!!
Ain't he fly,
in his Camopants!!
Shake'em Calc!!
Camopants!!
Shake'em!!
Gotta shake'em!!
Camopants!!
Camopants!!
/stopdance
*tears up*
i'm so sorry...
Message Edited by Fred_Skinner on 08-27-2004 01:20 PM
KDendo
Fri Aug 27, 2004 2:31 pm
#4
Calc, look what you did to our bretheren. We should start getting some ranger mental health benefits because it looks like we might need them.
/me worried for my sanity.
-Kapp
RATGWNIWNU FOREVER
/me worried for my sanity.
-Kapp
RATGWNIWNU FOREVER
Nemo0
Fri Aug 27, 2004 3:36 pm
#6
Drunkenjedi420
Fri Aug 27, 2004 4:05 pm
#7
Neither of y'all are right in the head.
The beatings will continue until your attitudes improve.
JB
-Sazo
Kiryoku
Fri Aug 27, 2004 11:43 pm
#8
thanks a lot nemo0... i was afraid to reveal the reason myself, as i did not want to try to excuse my actions... but i really appreciate your efforts to make everyone aware of the circumstances... thanks..
fred, thank you as well... for bracing the rangers against the onslaught of this post and redirecting most of the harm...
this has reminded me how great the rangers really are... that they can look past this slight to their own front,and see another battle that is worth fighting... thanks a lot, rangers...
JBMat
Sat Aug 28, 2004 12:40 am
#9
Neither of y'all are right in the head.
The beatings will continue until your attitudes improve.
JB
Calculus_Entropy
Sat Aug 28, 2004 7:11 am
#10
KDendo wrote:
Calc, look what you did to our bretheren. We should start getting some ranger mental health benefits because it looks like we might need them.
/me worried for my sanity.
-Kapp
RATGWNIWNU FOREVER
It is not my problem he is a weak minded fool!!! He has been overpowered by the Tailors, et al. and needs to be saved! SOMEOBODY BRING HIM BACK!!!
Equatorsm
Sat Aug 28, 2004 4:36 pm
#11
Once you have fallen to the Hawtpants side, you can never turn back!
Nurse N'Jessi! 50cc's of Hawtpants, stat!
/injects the wookiee...
All your sanity are belong to us!
Obata
Sat Aug 28, 2004 11:04 pm
#12
Uh, Kago, aren't you a wookiee? I seem to remember dragging you out from under a Kimogila.
Kiryoku
Sun Aug 29, 2004 6:23 am
#13
good memory, obata... do you recall everyone you pull from under a kimo?... mmmm... maybe i'm the only one...
regardless, you are absolutely correct, i am a wookiee.. which oddly enough is what this thread is all about, in a kind of warped way... because Nemo0 has already posted a link i will not feel ashamed in pointing here...
surprisingly enough, not many tailors have shown their support...
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