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Thread: Shave the Bothan Day for Rangers.

Odajja
Wed Aug 25, 2004 10:54 pm
#1

I feel its our Duty to Help these little sratures out. I was walkin through Bestine tonite. And they are lookin Pretty Shaggy. So let make a day where we can Shave and Spruce the little critters up. And dareI say Milk them???


























































I know One bothan that will be coming to Bria just to Slap me LOL!!! Much love and see what camp grinding does to the Mind.



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Phenix1050
Wed Aug 25, 2004 11:40 pm
#2

BOTHAN REVOLUTION!!! I'm gluing hair clippings over your entire body and spray "Essence of Wet Dog Smell" all over you.



PHE'NIX ANTARUS
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This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
Odajja
Wed Aug 25, 2004 11:41 pm
#3






Phenix1050 wrote:

BOTHAN REVOLUTION!!! I'm gluing hair clippings over your entire body and spray "Essence of Wet Dog Smell" all over you.






WOW that was quick!!!!



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YOU SAY YOU ARE L33T & UBER. LET ME TAKE YOU TO A REAL FIRE FIGHT! THEN GIVE YOU NEW UNDIES>


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Phenix1050
Wed Aug 25, 2004 11:51 pm
#4

i smelt danger on the wind....






and pancakes. I could swear i smelt pancakes.

guess it was just danger. pancake-scented danger.



PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003


This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
Odajja
Thu Aug 26, 2004 1:54 am
#5






NJ62 wrote:

Shaving the bothans so they can wear Hawtpants.... excellent... I approve!





Hawtpants On a Bothan? Oh you have issues



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YOU SAY YOU ARE L33T & UBER. LET ME TAKE YOU TO A REAL FIRE FIGHT! THEN GIVE YOU NEW UNDIES>


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Odajja
Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:15 am
#6






Phenix1050 wrote:

i smelt danger on the wind....






and pancakes. I could swear i smelt pancakes.

guess it was just danger. pancake-scented danger.







MMMMMMMMMMMM PAAANNNNNNNCAKES MMMMMMMMMMMM. Well now after work ill have to hit the Hash House Thanks.



And the Vendor to pick up my Bothan Sheers.




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PBCFR Ranger to the end No matter how Un Iconic or Strawarsy they say it is! Bria
YOU SAY YOU ARE L33T & UBER. LET ME TAKE YOU TO A REAL FIRE FIGHT! THEN GIVE YOU NEW UNDIES>


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vinnytheelf
Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:40 am
#7

Shave him not!!



NGE... WHAT A F'KIN JOKE!
Odajja
Thu Aug 26, 2004 2:54 am
#8

Wookies are next! Muahahaha



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Almagill
Thu Aug 26, 2004 3:40 am
#9



Odajja wrote:
Wookies are next! Muahahaha





whoah Tonto! You're on your own there!

Bothans, yeah, that's one thing. Throw them a few scraps of worrt liver, or a ball, and they're distracted long enough for you to spray the area with Immac or Nair, but threaten the wookiee?

I don't even carry a comb these days in case one of them thinks am out to 'tidy them up'.



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Odajja
Thu Aug 26, 2004 3:53 am
#10






Almagill wrote:





Odajja wrote:

Wookies are next! Muahahaha







whoah Tonto! You're on your own there!

Bothans, yeah, that's one thing. Throw them a few scraps of worrt liver, or a ball, and they're distracted long enough for you to spray the area with Immac or Nair, but threaten the wookiee?

I don't even carry a comb these days in case one of them thinks am out to 'tidy them up'.





I got to tell you IM Rolling here. Best Friend is a wookie and i Alway cut on him about Shaggy looking fur.



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PBCFR Ranger to the end No matter how Un Iconic or Strawarsy they say it is! Bria
YOU SAY YOU ARE L33T & UBER. LET ME TAKE YOU TO A REAL FIRE FIGHT! THEN GIVE YOU NEW UNDIES>


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AgonThalia
Thu Aug 26, 2004 5:32 am
#11

some days im happy to be a zabrak with male pattern baldness



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Oreet
Thu Aug 26, 2004 6:22 am
#12

I'm glad i'm a Rodian. I keep my frills nice a neat all the time, though usually you can't even seem them under my Sunguard.


But I agree about shaving the bothans, i think we should also require that all newly shaved bothans take a bath in the local stream as well. i've ran into a few that their smell was unbearable.
Ceiucis
Thu Aug 26, 2004 8:10 am
#13

how bout we bring back slap a snout day? and bothans might not actually be dog humanoids...i have read in some star wars stuff that they have camel like faces and are actually somewhat camel humanoids.....so before you shave a bothan...take one look at them and rememebr....i was there



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