Ranger Archive

Dear family,

Ignore the drooling idiot in the corner who looks
a little like me but seems to have forgotten what
button to press to get the wash/shave macro to run.

If my coffee mug is empty, just refill it, don't ask.
If you're making food, leave some near me and I'll find it.
Try to remember to empty the bucket under my desk before
the dog tries to.

To my kids, don't worry about Daddy, he's in a 'good place'.
No, not the same good place that we sent the budgie and
granma. One with better graphics and bigger guns...

Finally, to my dear wife. I love you, I have always loved you
and I will love you till the end of never (and one more day
after that). Now shaddup, I'm *working*...

yours
blake frellingtester
n00b extraordinaire

PS Is it wrong of me to keep imagining Tiggs as the Witch of the West
cackling "Fly my pretties" as her fleet of winged monkey solder testers
hit the server tonight?

Yeah, thats what I figured.

hehe
just read that on Tiggs' post

lmao

rofl

etc.