Ranger Archive
Thread: I have a confession.
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Fodder650
Fri Aug 29, 2003 4:44 pm
#1
I think the Rangers can understand us Ranger/Tailors. I mean we are the ones making their camo pants and dusters. For without us how would you have "Queer Eye for the Squid Guy"?
DesktopSaki
Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:22 pm
#2
While I've remained decidedly neutral in the Hawtpants War, I realize that there is a stigma that goes with them. And so, I have a confession to make.
I... I own a pair... Of hawtpants.
I'm not talking about the purple ones. I have no shame in those! They're part of a swimsuit set (female character) a guildmate made me, since I have a soaking fountain in my home. I not only wear them, I display them without regret.
No... I'm talking about... The other pair. The pair that's in my bank vault, where no one can see them. Not even my alts.
I'm talking about the pink ones.
That I made myself. And bear my name.
Dear god. What have I done?!
Vorpaks
Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:26 pm
#3
/edges away in case it is contagious
/tosses DS some green and brown dye
There is only one thing to do!
/tosses DS some green and brown dye
There is only one thing to do!
DesktopSaki
Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:27 pm
#5
Vorpaks wrote:
There is only one thing to do!
Ritual suicide?
::lacking in sword skills, goes to find a kimogila::
Fodder650
Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:40 pm
#7
Well it could be worse. You could have an alt that is a master tailor and who has made dozens and dozens of the garment that can not be named. Thats whyI have stayed neutral. Im on both sides of this brutal forum war. When can we just find peace and love? Why must well loving forum rangers and hawtpants have to die for a cause created by that Dark Sith Owen-Lars.... WHY WHY WHY
(huddles in corner grasping copy of the hawtpants schematic and a ranger forum conceal kit)
DesktopSaki
Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:45 pm
#8
Nooo, nononono! No tailors here. I just made my one pair when I was a newbie. I was excited and experimenting. I didn't know what I was doing! All the cool kids were doing it, and I just wanted to be cool!
Fodder650
Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:46 pm
#9
(Sniff) the pictures of my squid (the avatars my alt not Canon) in his chippendales outfit (black/grey suit shirt, black hawtpants, black shoes) was taken when he was poor and needed the money. Darn the Jedi Flynt for publishing them!
Jedi_Titus
Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:49 pm
#10
A moment of silence.... for another of our brave orderhas fallen to the evil scourge of the Galaxie.... the garment which must not be named!!
Kiryoku
Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:49 pm
#11
i just wanted to say something...
i am flat-out, opposed to ...well, the H-word... but as a form of compromise, i can allow it to go on existing... however, i want to remind you guys that because of my compromise i have been threatened with being hunted down and dyed pink (quite a shame among the wookiee population)...
so before you go and reveal your affinity toward ... certain garments... i suggest you consider the ramifications of upsetting the rangers, and know that they are not consistent in their dealings... they may forgive one of you, and chastise the next...
be wary, you tred on thin ice... and you are melting it slowly with your hawtp--... ... you're melting it slowly...
Fodder650
Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:52 pm
#12
I think the Rangers can understand us Ranger/Tailors. I mean we are the ones making their camo pants and dusters. For without us how would you have "Queer Eye for the Squid Guy"?
Almagill
Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:54 pm
#13
am just trying to figure out if it's worth grinding rifles on Eclipse to put you out of your misery, or if it'd be more fun 'whispering' that word in the background everytime you get close to a prey...
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