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Caliet

Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:23 am

Since we are the masters ofcreature knowledgeI must ask...

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes:

Sorry just needed something as a break from the CU.

Useful quote for post-CU when referring to Durnies. (OK I couldn't kee3p the CU out of the topic entirely)

Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?

Brazbit Darkwynd

Sunrunner

Master Musician, Master Entertainer, Master Image Designer, Dancer, Master CorSec Pilot

BioEngine

Mon Apr 11, 2005 11:33 am

#2

Caliet wrote:

Since we are the masters ofcreature knowledgeI must ask...

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes:

Sorry just needed something as a break from the CU.

Useful quote for post-CU when referring to Durnies. (OK I couldn't kee3p the CU out of the topic entirely)

Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?

LOL. Man, I memorized that script it was so freakin' hilarious! Monty Python Rules!!!

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Jolandir

Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:15 pm

#3

Hmm, which kind of Swallow?

Oh, yeah did it have a tail wind or head wind, and how much?

Jolandir

Message Edited by Jolandir on 04-11-2005 02:16 PM

Owen-Lars

Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:39 pm

#4

lol

I dont know but i saw this girl tonight, she was beutifull, she had great big....................... tracks of land.

THORTAC BALCOR
The Lost Ranger
RANGER

Caliet

Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:44 pm

#5

Bravely bold Master Ranger rode forth from Coronet. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Master Ranger. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Master Ranger. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecap split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Master Ranger. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off...

When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a camp on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's whatit is to be a Frontiersman.

Message Edited by Caliet on 04-11-2005 03:02 PM

Brazbit Darkwynd

Sunrunner

Master Musician, Master Entertainer, Master Image Designer, Dancer, Master CorSec Pilot

Hakai

Mon Apr 11, 2005 4:36 pm

#6

Caliet wrote:

Bravely bold Master Ranger rode forth from Coronet. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Master Ranger. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Master Ranger. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecap split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Master Ranger. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off...

When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a camp on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's whatit is to be a Frontiersman.

Message Edited by Caliet on 04-11-2005 03:02 PM

so what is being played along with this song? A lyre? or is it a horn?

Hakai Youkai
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Nemo0

Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:22 pm

#7

Hakai wrote:

Caliet wrote:

Bravely bold Master Ranger rode forth from Coronet. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Master Ranger. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Master Ranger. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecap split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Master Ranger. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off...

When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a camp on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's whatit is to be a Frontiersman.

Message Edited by Caliet on 04-11-2005 03:02 PM

so what is being played along with this song? A lyre? or is it a horn?