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Thread: Duck Walk

SBKImperial
Fri Jun 25, 2004 7:14 am
#1





Thought I'd share a humerous story with my fellow Rangers.


On the drive home last night my daughter noticed a family of ducks walking down the sidewalk just a couple blocks from our home. We pulled over to watch them waddle along. I got to thinking... These ducks were a long way from any body of water. And they are smack dab in the middle of a newly developed neighbourhood which meant construction, heavy trucks and constant traffic! A quick glance around also revealed a neighbourhood Rotweiller sitting on his porch. I came to the conclusion that these ducks weren't going to make it. I had my wife drive the truck home to pick up a box. In the meantime I cornered the ducks between two houses and waited for my wife's return.


Box in hand, the fun began. I managed to get all seven ducklings, but the mother was to quick. I knew it would be impossible to catch her, so I started walking. Five kilometres South of my house is a river with many inlets and slow moving sections. I thought this would be their best chance. Now the problem at hand was the mother duck. How would I get her to follow me? I'd have to let the squawks of the ducklings be her guide. I began the slow walk to the river, mother duck in tow. I lost the mother duck several times and had to back track. Some high grass proved to be some good cover for her to hide in. Two and a half hours later I came to the base of ravine to find what I had been looking for. A large pond that received a steady stream of water from the adjacent river. The mother duck, sensing the water, landed and quacked loudly at me to release her young brood from their cardboard prison. It was a touching reunion; the mother duck and her young. Needless to say I'm a hero in my daughter's eyes. What a great end to a tough day at the office!


I am a Master Ranger and apparently a finder of lost ducks.


SBKImperial


Message Edited by SBKImperial on 06-25-2004 11:30 AM



Marq Piper
The Imperial ELITE, Guild Leader (Retired)
Calculus_Entropy
Fri Jun 25, 2004 7:43 am
#2

A true Ranger would have had duck for dinner! Really, that is a very nice story. You are very resourceful, and it is nice to hear of someone taking the time to do some good in this world .



Calculus Entropy
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Owen-Lars
Fri Jun 25, 2004 7:50 am
#3

hmmm /yum duck



THORTAC BALCOR
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SBKImperial
Fri Jun 25, 2004 8:02 am
#4

Calculus,

The ironic thing is I've hunted my entire life! Hence, the Ranger calling... LOL.


SBKImperial



Marq Piper
The Imperial ELITE, Guild Leader (Retired)
Ehope
Fri Jun 25, 2004 8:12 am
#5

/hero


Not a duck story but chickens. close.


I live on 6 acres zonned rural agricultural. Doesn't really mean much except I can have have "interesting" pets. Most of the surrounding land has been divided into 1-2 acre Gentleman's Estates. (meaning nice house zonned residential) So Ibought chickens. Yard decorations. I just like the way they look.


Neighbor says, I just put out grass seed can you roundup the chickens for a few days.

Sure. np.

In jammies at 6 in the morning.....chasing chickens into a makeshift wire cage with no bottom. I prop up one side with a stick, attatch a rope, toss feed in and hide behind a tree. Ohh....there they go! It's working!. *counts chickens pulls on rope*


/cheer self Got 'em.


Then I watched all 6 of those buggers run out the door of the cage.


Three hours later. All done.

SBKImperial
Fri Jun 25, 2004 8:16 am
#6

Master Creature Handler indeed! Great story, Ehope.


SBKImperial



Marq Piper
The Imperial ELITE, Guild Leader (Retired)
MonsofoLexius
Fri Jun 25, 2004 8:41 am
#7




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Fred_Skinner
Fri Jun 25, 2004 8:49 am
#8

Nice /tame, and none attacked you



Frederick Skinner
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Phenix1050
Fri Jun 25, 2004 9:02 am
#9

did you at least harvest their DNA first...


I want a 6k HAM chicken...with a dizzy attack.


mmm....ham chicken....the other OTHER white meat.



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This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
ArillOnahe
Fri Jun 25, 2004 9:03 am
#10

Have to disagree there Calc, as Rangers yes we make good hunters, but we're also protectors of the wild, so strictly everyone who attacks a creature should get a ranger tef which means we can punish their transgresion. Suggest that to the devs!


Captain Arill Onahe, Bria Master Ranger/Rifleman



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Seiryuu
Fri Jun 25, 2004 9:55 am
#11

That is an awesome story. I'm tearing up thinking about it.

The ironic thing is I've hunted my entire life! Hence, the Ranger calling... LOL.

It's not ironic. The best hunters (not necessarily the most "successful") are the ones that care for the wildlife around them.



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Nastzguehl
Fri Jun 25, 2004 10:23 am
#12

/bow


just when you think no one cares about anything but themselfs, then you read something like you wrote. Thanks for bringing back a bit of confidence in the human race.



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