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Thread: Down with Hawtpants!!!!!

Oreet
Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:03 am
#1

Well, I reactivated Teero, my Master Tailor account last night. I missed making clothing. it was always fun making custom orders, especially when people didn't know what they wanted, and just said they'd trust my judgement.



but don't worry my Ranger bretheren, i will still strictly maintain my No Hawtpants Policy. I have never crafted a pair of these, and i NEVER WILL.


Camo Pants for teh win!!!!!!!
YT-2000
Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:46 am
#2

It's good to know RATGWNIWNU will have at least one tailor on our side, for these are dark days indeed. I'm sure we are all aware that our leader has fallen to the hawtside. And with the recent announcement of camo GWNIWNUs, I fear the lure may become too great for some of our soldiers



Hebi Aepam
Retired Hunter - Creature Expert
Once a Ranger, always a Ranger
Oreet
Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:49 am
#3

Don't worry, Teero was an active, and VERY successful/popular tailor for months, and never made a single pair of those things, and will continue this policy. the policy applies to the standard version as well as the winged version.
AngusMacGregor
Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:59 am
#4

I heard the WesBelden, the Smuggler Correspondent, likes to "shake his groove thing" in pink hawtpants.


You didn't hear this from me.




"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
Oreet
Mon Jul 11, 2005 7:02 am
#5






AngusMacGregor wrote:

I heard the WesBelden, the Smuggler Correspondent, likes to "shake his groove thing" in pink hawtpants.


You didn't hear this from me.





We don't take kindly to people wearing those things around here...
AngusMacGregor
Mon Jul 11, 2005 7:04 am
#6

Hey, I don't make the news, I just report it.




"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
LTZweigg
Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:37 am
#7

Best Thread Title Ever.







Hello, I must be going. I cannot stay, I came to say I must be going. I'm glad I came but just the same I must be going.

Jedi - Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione!
Mallecho
Mon Jul 11, 2005 4:00 pm
#8

You don't know the POWER of the hawtside!



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Dood Amm'nel
Seneschal of Gin :: Church of Alvis
Recovering Ranger
"It was an loltini with lolives" - Ramsey Logan
"The next time someone asks if Dood is a god I say YES!" - Elth

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Takanudo
Mon Jul 11, 2005 4:03 pm
#9








Mallecho wrote:
You don't know the POWER of the hawtside!




Quiet you! I'm still "in the closet" over on this forum.


-Takanudo ( ::shifty:: )

Message Edited by Takanudo on 07-11-2005 04:05 PM



MasterRanger | Cantor of Bourbon, Temple Adat Alvis
Mallecho
Mon Jul 11, 2005 4:14 pm
#10



Takanudo wrote:


Mallecho wrote:
You don't know the POWER of the hawtside!

Quiet you! I'm still "in the closet trying on my new hawtpants" over on this forum.
-Takanudo ( ::shifty:: )

Message Edited by Takanudo on 07-11-2005 04:05 PM



Fixanudoed?



--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dood Amm'nel
Seneschal of Gin :: Church of Alvis
Recovering Ranger
"It was an loltini with lolives" - Ramsey Logan
"The next time someone asks if Dood is a god I say YES!" - Elth

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Takanudo
Mon Jul 11, 2005 4:17 pm
#11






Mallecho wrote:





Takanudo wrote:








Mallecho wrote:
You don't know the POWER of the hawtside!




Quiet you! I'm still "in the closet trying on my new hawtpants" over on this forum.


-Takanudo ( ::shifty:: )

Message Edited by Takanudo on 07-11-200504:05 PM





Fixanudoed?




What can I say? My ranger side says "No" to the hawtness, but my Alvian side is frosted and stays crunchy in milk.


-Takanudo (is Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!)



MasterRanger | Cantor of Bourbon, Temple Adat Alvis
Mallecho
Mon Jul 11, 2005 4:18 pm
#12



Takanudo wrote:


Mallecho wrote:


Takanudo wrote:


Mallecho wrote:
You don't know the POWER of the hawtside!

Quiet you! I'm still "in the closet trying on my new hawtpants" over on this forum.
-Takanudo ( ::shifty:: )

Message Edited by Takanudo on 07-11-200504:05 PM



Fixanudoed?

What can I say? My ranger side says "No" to the hawtness, but my Alvian side is frosted and stays crunchy in milk.
-Takanudo (is Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!)



So the ranger community has to live with the wet takanoodle huh?



--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dood Amm'nel
Seneschal of Gin :: Church of Alvis
Recovering Ranger
"It was an loltini with lolives" - Ramsey Logan
"The next time someone asks if Dood is a god I say YES!" - Elth

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Sunjammer
Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:35 am
#13

Is the galaxy big enough for someone who likes both?

Admittedly, camopants are the more practical of the two. I can dance in camopants, but I can't hunt in hawtpants. Well, I could, but there would be...chafing.

Plus, pockets!


Umiio
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