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Thread: Ranger HAT

DesktopSaki
Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:40 am
#79

Come all ye Star Wars Rangers wherever you may be,
I'll tell to you a story that happened unto me.
One night the age of fifteen days I joined a royal band,
We marched from Mos Eisley out onto the burning sand.


And yet the captain told us,
Perhaps he thought it right,
" Before we reach the Death Star, boys,
I'm sure we'll have to fight"'

We saw the Imp'rials coming,
We heard them com their mates;
My feelings at that moment
No review could anticipate.

We saw the glittering sabers,
Laser bolts 'round us hailed.
My screen was lagged before me,
My connection almost failed.

I thought of my old mother,
Who in tears to me did say:
"You're turning into a stranger!
Can't you stay offline for one day?"

I thought her weak and childish,
And that she did not know,
For I was bent on gaming
And online, I was bound to go.

We fought them full five hours
Before the fight was won.
Three hundred of our soldiers
Were incapped, DB'd and cloned.


Three hundred noble Rangers
As ever trod the lands,
We rezzed them and we buffed them
And fed them our veghash.

Perhaps you have a mother,
Likewise a sister too,
And maybe so a sweetheart
To roll her eyes at you.

If this should be your condition,
And you are bound to game,
I advise you from experience
It'll drive you all insane.


(With the greatest of apologies to the original authors and to anyone who reads this. I am so very tired. But a cookiee to anyone who knows this song!)




Once a Ranger... Always a Ranger.
IGN: Stof - Parsec Armor, Mos Omenos, Tatooine, 23 Jump Street -2929 -6677
Home of the Amazin' Flamin' Bothan Crotch
- /salute Phe'nix, Eclipse's only real life Bothan Marine Ranger. Oorah!
Master Ranger and proud of it.
That which does not kill me... Will make someone a really nice coat.

Oreet
Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:41 am
#80




Vorpaks wrote:
Jesus. There were like 10 posts while I wrote that mini novel. What is it, Monday or something??





well, personally, i've discovered how much more fun it is here in the Ranger forums than in the GAT forums.



plus, i hate my job, and anything to keep me from actually working is a welcome distraction.



ooh look, something shiny



/wanders off...

DesktopSaki
Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:44 am
#81







Oreet wrote:


well, personally, i've discovered how much more fun it is here in the Ranger forums than in the GAT forums.





Personally, I'm posting myself into exhaustion so I can get some sleep.


The only other profession board I hang out on is Merchant, and it's turned into such an unpleasant place to be, I'm not there often. Some of the people are so reactionary that it makes me afraid to ask a simple newbie merchant question, that someone might start accusing me of wanting to "exploit."


Now this board... This board is great, wacky fun. I love you guys.

Message Edited by DesktopSaki on 09-13-2004 02:45 PM



Once a Ranger... Always a Ranger.
IGN: Stof - Parsec Armor, Mos Omenos, Tatooine, 23 Jump Street -2929 -6677
Home of the Amazin' Flamin' Bothan Crotch
- /salute Phe'nix, Eclipse's only real life Bothan Marine Ranger. Oorah!
Master Ranger and proud of it.
That which does not kill me... Will make someone a really nice coat.

Oreet
Mon Sep 13, 2004 11:48 am
#82




Oreet wrote:



ooh look, something shiny



/wanders off...





i lost the shiny object



/areatrack


Memo I need to read(2m E)
Pile of Paperwork to be filled out (4m SE)
TPS Report Coversheet (5m N)
Red Swingline Stapler (35m NW)


/wanders NW...


Message Edited by Oreet on 09-13-2004 02:48 PM

Nemo0
Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:19 pm
#83



I like hats. Time to put on a Jedi skin hat:

biwan:biwan:biwan:biwan:

biwan:biwan:biwan:biwan:
biwan:biwan:biwan:biwan:


biwan:biwan:biwan:biwan:biwan:biwan:biwan:biwan:



Lythender Nirou
Crazy Bothan


Fred_Skinner
Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:23 pm
#84




Vorpaks wrote:
Hehe. I am waiting for Iseult to come on and pwn all with cool forum icons. Of course Nemo is good with that too. I loved the robots.



RATGWNIWNU

P RATGWNIWNU P


RATGWNWNU

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Message Edited by Vorpaks on 09-13-2004 03:07 PM



Ah, I wondered where the flag had gone

Message Edited by Fred_Skinner on 09-13-2004 03:23 PM



Frederick Skinner
Antarian Ranger, Ranger(0030), Master Rifleman, CH(4214)
Ranger is not a profession. It's a lifestyle.


Nemo0
Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:27 pm
#85




Phenix1050 wrote:

who knows what will come of page 5???


Here are a few guesses....


perhaps some more hippie bashing.

discussions of Llamas and Bothan lineage

punchbowls. many many punchbowls.

Calculus comes back to find that not a single constructive responce was contained in this thread and has a spaz attack.

Calculus O.D.'s on old easter candy. He inists on refering to us as his peeps. After much debate, he settles on calling himself "Chocolate Bunny Man" and insists that nobody should eat his ears. He then tells Vorpaks to lay him some of those Cadbury eggs.

Phe'nix discovers shiny object thatwas lostis a quarter.

Phe'nix eats said quarter.

Phe'nix travesl to the doctor forum to determine the safety of injesting said quarter.





You forgot: Phe'nix visits Chef Vomit to help extract said quarter.



Lythender Nirou
Crazy Bothan


Phenix1050
Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:30 pm
#86




Nemo0 wrote:

You forgot: Phe'nix visits Chef Vomit to help extract said quarter.




that may have to wait until page six...


I suspect "Mr. Chocolate Bunny" will have plenty to say.



PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003

This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
Owen-Lars
Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:43 pm
#87

ZOOM! I just flew by a asteroid named Owen-Lars!

Whoosh! Into the Vorpaks nebula

FWOOOM! OH NO!!! The JB-Mat BLACK HOLE!!! aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!






Lmao



THORTAC BALCOR
The Lost Ranger
RANGER
Nemo0
Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:47 pm
#88
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Lythender Nirou
Crazy Bothan


Vorpaks
Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:51 pm
#89
/gaze

What is it? Could it be? It is! OUR LEADER! And he looks like a chocolate Bothan!!!!






Pre-edit edit: Hey, I didn't have to log in! A miracle!
For real edit: Ow. My eyes!

Message Edited by Vorpaks on 09-13-2004 04:52 PM



Paks
Master Ranger/Master Creature Handler
-I support ATK play

AgonThalia
Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:56 pm
#90
mmmmmmm chocolate bothan....

one of the pagan symbols of fertility i believe...
as for hippies.. I was named after 2 of the beatles, my dad drove in a VW Bug for most of his college days, and while NOT a vegetarian.. they make a damn fine black bean burrito.

Great Ranger Poem and Im a little annoyed that i dug through 4 pages of forums only to find the cliff's notes!

/love all y'all



Draknev
The Last Ranger Correspondent
Subterfuge and Sabotage, Concealment and Camouflage:
Colonel: Rebel Alliance

Owen-Lars
Mon Sep 13, 2004 1:57 pm
#91
and only been really drunk once in college.






AH! Univercity isnt the same without having atleast12months ofhungover lectures


My routine:


1 - Wake up still drunk (if in own bed move to stage 6)

2 - Find underwear first and formost, all other garment are secondary

3 - Check phone and wallet for content

4 - Search the immediate area for life, preferably life who can tell you where you are

5 - Head home (either with friends or solo)

6 - Get cold shower

7 - Get shaved, washed and dressed

8 - Make breakfast (8 wheatabix and 4 slices of Lurpak coated bread with a warm cup of tea)

9 - Whilst eating breakfast contemplate last nights adventures and blurry memories

10 - Go do hair and final touches (a pen for instance)

11 - Get to campus alive

12 - Stop by Starbucks for #6 Special

13 - Cruise into lecture and find out what the hell happened the night before

14 - Head out with mates around town

15 - Rinse - Repeat



This routine works but the holidays come at just the right time hehe





THORTAC BALCOR
The Lost Ranger
RANGER
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