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THORTAC BALCOR
The Lost Ranger
RANGER

Congrats.

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and watch you die. -- Straker Atrella

THORTAC BALCOR
The Lost Ranger
RANGER

he he he Calc is the new HRIC? sweet, couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Good luck Calc, you have my support.

Sorry you didn't get the job Phe'nix. I'm sure you would have been a great Corr. We can go throw the Frisbee in the park if ya want?ROFL

Flakk Gun:Elder Ranger
Improvise, Adapt, and Overcome

"My camps may be gone and my cammo changed to Vanish....But I still have my rifle, I still have my love of hunting...and the outdoors, and THAT is what makes me a Ranger."

Calculus Entropy
Ranger Blue Glowie Emeritus
Garindan used /areatrack to find Han.

This is awesome news !!! Gratz ....Couldnt be better for the Ranger community

regards

Mekhet Foucault Former Bioengineer ----------acc. cancelled.
Abulafia Foucault (Jedi) / Sator Foucault (ranger) ----- acc cancelled
Amokk Foucault BH ------------ acc cancelled

Boovik Nokook (Master Chef) Wanderhome
Guildenstern (Ranger in Training) Starsider

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congrats Calc!!!

and to all you nay-sayers... you guys have no idea the work we had to do to bring him back... first off, finding the body was horrible... the devs don't exactly take care of that thing when they rip your soul out, you see... and, i don't know if any of you know about the decomposition of lizards after months, but ... well, luckily i'm an expert in dealing with trandoshan corpses...

so then we all took his body over to Miracle Max's... but wouldn't know you know,the door was still bugged with non-entry despite being listed in the patch notes as fixed... so one of us did the old disconnect trick, but Max just kept screaming about MLTs... anyway, it gave us a leg-up because we were able to loot one off of a Meatlump before the fix came through... oh, but that wasn't it yet... we still had to convince him Calc was worthy of bringing back... he did the old bellows in the mouth trick, and asked Calc what there was worthliving for... "Hoth chance"... Miracle Max didn't think the chance of Hoth being added to the game a worthy task for a Ranger Correspondant... but then, his wife came in, and convinced us that he had really said "Hawtpants"..

now, that kinda baffled us all... but we are pretty sure he means to battle the garment... we told Max that, andhe decided it was good to put a little something extra in the Miracle Pill... now, Calc's back from the land of the dead... with a newly revived devotion to the RATGWNIWNU campaign... if at any point he even slightly gives in to the lure of the hawtpant, he will shrink down to 3 feet tall, turn into felt, and become a Muppet...

good thing i'm a certified Muppeteer...