Ranger Archive
Thread: Calc is getting the boot :o (and naked bothans)
Page 5 of 5
Almagill
Thu Mar 24, 2005 9:45 am
#53
mmm purple blue ladies with lekku...
I so miss our two doc/entertainers, the Loosebottom twins, Cheeri and Perki.
/sigh
happy daze.
Those were the days when we were HAPPY to go out and get mauled, poisoned, crash out spaceships and then go limping back to the guild hall with our hides in tatters, sit there like a bunch of slavvering dogs and admire the sheer talent and artistry of a dancer and a musician with huge talents.
Now we're left with the dodgy ministrations of a leexard medic of uncertain origin and, try as he might, he's just no replacement for the girls.
I so miss our two doc/entertainers, the Loosebottom twins, Cheeri and Perki.
/sigh
happy daze.
Those were the days when we were HAPPY to go out and get mauled, poisoned, crash out spaceships and then go limping back to the guild hall with our hides in tatters, sit there like a bunch of slavvering dogs and admire the sheer talent and artistry of a dancer and a musician with huge talents.
Now we're left with the dodgy ministrations of a leexard medic of uncertain origin and, try as he might, he's just no replacement for the girls.
Message Edited by Almagill on 03-24-2005 04:50 PM
Vorpaks
Thu Mar 24, 2005 10:50 am
#54
Phenix1050 wrote:I only rent myself to ladies, thank you very much.My pay is one full punchbowl and all the easter candy i can eat.You want a hairless Bothan? Ask Vorpaks...she has a female Bothan she made on Eclipse...and you should hear the conversations her and calc have on teamspeak....
I have tried several variations of "are you calling my Bothan hairless???" but they all sounded wrong.
As for the conversations... I take no responsibility for the things Tash does. Twi'leks have a mind of their own. Actually two of them - one next to each shoulder. Gross.
/halo
Hakai
Thu Mar 24, 2005 11:49 am
#55
Which brings to mind another question about twi'leks.....if you cut off a lekku do they like get stupid or something?
Vorpaks wrote:
I have tried several variations of "are you calling my Bothan hairless???" but they all sounded wrong.
As for the conversations... I take no responsibility for the things Tash does. Twi'leks have a mind of their own. Actually two of them - one next to each shoulder. Gross.
/halo
Vorpaks
Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:36 pm
#56
Hakai wrote:Which brings to mind another question about twi'leks.....if you cut off a lekku do they like get stupid or something?
Vorpaks wrote:
I have tried several variations of "are you calling my Bothan hairless???" but they all sounded wrong.
As for the conversations... I take no responsibility for the things Tash does. Twi'leks have a mind of their own. Actually two of them - one next to each shoulder. Gross.
/halo
That reminds me of a similar question about men...
AgonThalia
Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:36 pm
#57
Oh brother...
of course Paks, you are assuming that using the brain that men usually do... that they are ever smart enough to be demoted to dumb
of course Paks, you are assuming that using the brain that men usually do... that they are ever smart enough to be demoted to dumb
Hakai
Thu Mar 24, 2005 6:55 pm
#58
AgonThalia wrote:
Oh brother...
of course Paks, you are assuming that using the brain that men usually do... that they are ever smart enough to be demoted to dumb
Evil will always triumph because good is dumb........
I votePaks as "The evil" now....anyone else agree?
*raises hand*........*left hand because right is now instinctively in a protective position*
Almagill
Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:42 pm
#59
Hakai wrote:Which brings to mind another question about twi'leks.....if you cut off a lekku do they like get stupid or something?
Vorpaks wrote:
I have tried several variations of "are you calling my Bothan hairless???" but they all sounded wrong.
/faint
As for the conversations... I take no responsibility for the things Tash does. Twi'leks have a mind of their own. Actually two of them - one next to each shoulder.Gross.
TMJ
/halo
What do you mean "get stupid"??
step-step-turn-step-kick-step-fall.... And even when it's written on a card and tied round their neck they still get it wrong.
Calculus_Entropy
Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:43 am
#60
Vorpaks wrote:
Hakai wrote:Which brings to mind another question about twi'leks.....if you cut off a lekku do they like get stupid or something?
Vorpaks wrote:
I have tried several variations of "are you calling my Bothan hairless???" but they all sounded wrong.
As for the conversations... I take no responsibility for the things Tash does. Twi'leks have a mind of their own. Actually two of them - one next to each shoulder. Gross.
/halo
That reminds me of a similar question about men...
Page 5 of 5