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Thread: SL Update In Pub24... Any ETA on OURS?

Pappi
Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:30 am
#27



Phenix1050 wrote:
then she is truly evil and there are no good women with whips.,
now I have to go destroy her...in the name of RATGWNIWNU.
but first i have a few posters to tear off my wall....



so you're been staring at a hawtpants-clad woman all this time?




stupid_people_happen . .
Pappi Inc Tailoring (home of the black tax) - Odi's meds and chef tissues - closed
- I support literacy, common sense, and apostrophes
Phenix1050
Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:37 am
#28






Pappi wrote:
so you're been staring at a hawtpants-clad woman all this time?



um...no...uh...they belong to my roommate. and I always thought it was a leotard!
not those evil, evil garments.



PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003


This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
Pappi
Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:26 am
#29

*wiggle*




stupid_people_happen . .
Pappi Inc Tailoring (home of the black tax) - Odi's meds and chef tissues - closed
- I support literacy, common sense, and apostrophes
JBMat
Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:44 pm
#30


I have it on good authority (this guy knows a dude whose sister dates a pool cleaner who knows the dry cleaner of a guy who fills the vending machines at SOE) and it is rumored we will get our revamp sometime after they totally revamp Jedi (again), BH (again), ID (again), Entertainer (again) and Jedi (for the 83d time, but hey, they whine well).


By my calculations, based upon the moon phase, the tides, the vernal equinox, sunrise on last Easter Monday, and some other variables, and looking at several quatrains that Nostradamus wrote, this should be about the 5th Sunday after the 42d blue moon from now.


No one expects the Ranger revamp.


JB

Temujin23
Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:40 pm
#31



Been a while since I read the scriptures, but I do believe there's some sort of exemption for women who wear h*tpants if they also happen to be amazonian princesses.


al-djinn'i

Master Ranger



Wake up! Time to die.
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