Ranger Archive
Thread: Delta, When are we getting improved Scout Monkeys??
JBMat
Sun Mar 07, 2004 10:34 am
#27
If a shuttle load of monkeys from Corellia crashed on Talus, where would you bury the survivors?
JB
Lorien-swg
Sun Mar 07, 2004 12:41 pm
#28
Maybe these ladies can give some advice:
http://latc.com/1997/08/11/community/communit11.html
DWolfe
Mon Mar 08, 2004 1:27 am
#29
JBMat wrote:
If a shuttle load of monkeys from Corellia crashed on Talus, where would you bury the survivors?
I'd say a mass grave on an asteroid somewhere between the two.. but you'd have to encapsulate the grave with some sort of building, or else the screams would fade away far too quickly, due to lack of oxygen.
Yes, I'm one sick wook.
JBMat
Mon Mar 08, 2004 5:05 am
#30
I am wondering, in a sick dememted way, where Brisc is from, and does he have any connection to these ladies??
hmmm?
JB
$5 says Brisc is actually one of these blue hairs, masquerading as a Scout/Squat Leader
DeltaXi65
Mon Mar 08, 2004 8:03 am
#31
Har.
I'm from DC, and my hair is a nice brown. Not blue.
/trainrancoronJB
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Calculus_Entropy
Mon Mar 08, 2004 8:07 am
#32
Lorien-swg wrote:
Maybe these ladies can give some advice:
http://latc.com/1997/08/11/community/communit11.html
I can't decide if the monkey joke just got funnier or scarrier....
DWolfe
Mon Mar 08, 2004 9:38 am
#33
I wouldn't call it either, Calc.
I think this article just illustrates that monkey making opportunities are not just a localized problem. It's bigger than Rangers and Scouts, bigger even than Bio-Engineers.. This is a true crisis, and children could suffer if improved monkey making opportunities are not found, and utilized immediately.
brandedglacier
Mon Mar 08, 2004 9:44 am
#34
I've been trying to get monkey for a long time, but It's just so hard...and Im kinda lazy. There's a lot of responsibilty that goes along with having monkey.
Phenix1050
Thu May 13, 2004 6:07 pm
#35
y'know what? i hadn't read this thread in a while, and i just wanted everyone to consider whether the new publishes have made us more monkey.
personally, i've had monkey flowing out of me like crazy recently. Changing servers is very hard on the monkeys. That, and the ID's are demanding that i give them all my monkey if i want my stats done 
ahhhhh the good old days of monkeying around.
Phenix1050
Fri May 14, 2004 10:43 am
#37
yeah i do that. while i drink my Oranga-TANG.
yeah, it's a stretch. I'm not my usual crazy self right now.
Caffine, why have you forsaken me?!?!?!
Cambylobacter
Fri May 14, 2004 12:31 pm
#38
I know some of the rebel rangers practice gorilla warfare, if that helps.
777erc
Fri May 14, 2004 3:18 pm
#39
Shin_Shodei wrote:
dude i want a monkey :/
dude where's my monkey.
Maybe we should devise a pyramind monkey scheme.
We could get a BE to create a monkey sphinx hybrid. It could spit out a little monkey that could grow and be our friends