Ranger Archive
Thread: (OT) How would YOU attack the Corvette?
Calculus_Entropy
Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:02 am
#27
Update...The Corvette needs to be harder...yes harder.
One group consisted of 6ish people, none of them stackers or 1337 d00dz and we were able to beat the Rescue mission in 5 minutes. A group of 3 (A doc/CM, an ID, and a Rifleman Ranger) was able to beat the destroy mission in under 10 minutes. A group of 3 (Doc/CM, Rifleman Ranger, and a dead bothan) were able to beat the Assassination mission in 15 minutes (10 of which we spent killing the mark). All of these trips included a complete looting of the Corvette. OK, so I might be bragging a bit...but the Corvette seems to have been wussed up in the recent past.
One group consisted of 6ish people, none of them stackers or 1337 d00dz and we were able to beat the Rescue mission in 5 minutes. A group of 3 (A doc/CM, an ID, and a Rifleman Ranger) was able to beat the destroy mission in under 10 minutes. A group of 3 (Doc/CM, Rifleman Ranger, and a dead bothan) were able to beat the Assassination mission in 15 minutes (10 of which we spent killing the mark). All of these trips included a complete looting of the Corvette. OK, so I might be bragging a bit...but the Corvette seems to have been wussed up in the recent past.
Phenix1050
Wed Oct 27, 2004 7:29 am
#28
the dead Bothan in question is a Marksman 0400, brawler 3000....and was left defenseless and he was deserted by a giant leezard. Although, he was incapped by a very nice SBD who decided not to DB him...twice.
Plus, I think the devs may have wanted you to beat the Corvette by KILLING things...not by running around like a lizard with his head chopped off.
Vorpaks
Wed Oct 27, 2004 8:10 am
#29
/wookieehug
Don't worry Phen, no party is complete without a dead Bothan!
I just wish I hadn't messed up and missed my ride. We could have lain around on the floor together and swapped descriptions of the SBDs using us as doormats. I've never been so grumpy about not dying in my life.
Don't worry Phen, no party is complete without a dead Bothan!
I just wish I hadn't messed up and missed my ride. We could have lain around on the floor together and swapped descriptions of the SBDs using us as doormats. I've never been so grumpy about not dying in my life.
Owen-Lars
Wed Oct 27, 2004 8:15 am
#30
Id attack it with:
- 3 litres of vegitable oil
- An oversized spanner
- 5 kippers
- A picture of Calc
- A football (proper football not american football)
- 2 Strippers
- And 10 litres of ice cream (vanila preferably)
lammergeier
Wed Oct 27, 2004 8:17 am
#31
Owen-Lars wrote:Id attack it with:- 3 litres of vegitable oil- An oversized spanner- 5 kippers- A picture of Calc- A football (proper football not american football)- 2 Strippers- And 10 litres of ice cream (vanila preferably)
I'm sorry, sir, but I'll have to confiscate the strippers and the ice cream for... er... testing. oh, and I'll also need you to go ahead and get me some liquor.
move along.
Owen-Lars
Wed Oct 27, 2004 8:20 am
#32
oh ya, oh ya!
Dont forget the manditory barrel of Guiness, Party Poppers, Beer Bong, Poker Cards and a phone with PizzaBase takeaway on quickdial. Oh yeah big fake cigars
Message Edited by Owen-Lars on 10-27-2004 04:20 PM
Owen-Lars
Wed Oct 27, 2004 8:22 am
#33
On the stripper front we will need 2 strippers, 1 blonde, 1 brunette, tanned bodies, barely clothed and great big massive huge................... tracks of land
Vorpaks
Wed Oct 27, 2004 8:25 am
#34
Owen-Lars wrote:Id attack it with:- 3 litres of vegitable oil- An oversized spanner- 5 kippers- A picture of Calc- A football (proper football not american football)- 2 Strippers- And 10 litres of ice cream (vanila preferably)
/edit self
Owen Thortac Lars! You have issues child!
lammergeier
Wed Oct 27, 2004 8:26 am
#35
PAKS!
make the TC work again! I've been posting like a pharmer! make me stop!
make the TC work again! I've been posting like a pharmer! make me stop!
Owen-Lars
Wed Oct 27, 2004 8:30 am
#36
Owen Thortac Lars! You have issues child!
haha ya as you keep reminding me 
Phenix1050
Wed Oct 27, 2004 8:42 am
#37
man...I have been trolling other forums too long. I missed out on the stripper comments AND the ice cream.
guess I'll have to go back to the punchbowl....with one of the strippers.
Almagill
Wed Oct 27, 2004 8:43 am
#38
lammergeier wrote:
PAKS!
make the TC work again! I've been posting like a pharmer! make me stop!
That's the way it always starts. Just a quick post to query the state of a server... next thing you know, you're sat in the gutter of NU spamming passers by for just one more post.
Obata
Wed Oct 27, 2004 11:21 am
#39
Calculus_Entropy wrote:
Update...The Corvette needs to be harder...yes harder.
One group consisted of 6ish people, none of them stackers or 1337 d00dz and we were able to beat the Rescue mission in 5 minutes. A group of 3 (A doc/CM, an ID, and a Rifleman Ranger) was able to beat the destroy mission in under 10 minutes. A group of 3 (Doc/CM, Rifleman Ranger, and a dead bothan) were able to beat the Assassination mission in 15 minutes (10 of which we spent killing the mark). All of these trips included a complete looting of the Corvette. OK, so I might be bragging a bit...but the Corvette seems to have been wussed up in the recent past.
Sounds like a bunch of exploiting noobs to me.
