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I can see it now Inky....

like a scene from a horror movie

(Victim): Quick, Mister Ranger, im being attacked by 3 rancors...put up your big ol tent!

(Ranger): Sure...why not...looks like you could use a little help

(Victim): Gee thanks mister ranger, now im finally safe

(Ranger): Relax, heal up a bit...say, arent those the Rancors that were chasing you?

(Victim): OMG!!! Run, theyre after me

(Ranger): Relax, the tent will hold

(Victim): Were gonna die!!!

(Rancors beat on tent) slowly depleting the HAM bar.

(Ranger): Hold this shiny object and just stare at it for a while

Ranger goes out and destroys the rancors with traps and good tactics.

(Victim): Gee, thanks Ranger...let me tell you about the cool slice i got on the scatter pistol I use.

(Ranger): /smirk...figures.