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Thread: The Great Kreetle Mystery Solved...
Waiting for another great answer from the wise professor oreet
There are also special ice creams that consists of alot of proteins..
My theory in this hour (which I assure you is very late) is that tailors fed banthas alot of ice cream before time was time, for the sole reason of annyoing rangers.
Rangers would then, for no apparent reason, eat alot of ice cream, become insanely fat and buy lots of big clothes from which the tailors gained huge sums of money from.
JBMat wrote:
Ok science boy.
Now explain how rasps break maskscent all the time.
Specifically Talusian rasps.
JB
The Talusian rasp is a special case. Try and think of them as a cross between a yogi and a pit viper-- Talusian rasps are equipped with small indentations, or 'pits', on either side of the cranium. These pits are sensitive to metaphysical changes in the surrounding area, so when you come stumbling along with your ranger aura, the talusian rasp will immediately become aware of your presence. As with the aforementioned kreetle, the masking of the physical scent is a worthless endeavor at best. A study was underway to determine whether a Force-equivalent of maskscent could effectively conceal the aura from talusian rasps, but unfortunately the study was cut short when Lord Vader slaughtered all participants at the request of the Emperor. Sadly, no results were ever published, though witness accounts do describe the bloodbath that brought about the end of the study as "horrifyingly impressive."
al-djinn'i
Master Ranger/TKM
Oreet wrote:
FOOTNOTE:
Here is a footnote to my theory in case anyone asks why other aggro creatures on Tatooine don't smell you.
If you lived in a shell, like Kreetles do, 24/7, wouldn't you be pretty angry too if you were stuck on a sand covered rock like Tatooine? I know i would.
I was thinking more along the lines of having a crappy name instead of being in the shell. lol...
