Ranger Archive
Thread: Death to the Leezard Calc
Not Zoot's twin sister !!
I own both a VCR and the DVD of the Holy Grail. I probably have seen it well over 200 times. Someone's college played it every Saturday night one year - with the popular cartoon Bambi vs. Godzilla.
I have institued a plan, as yet unstarted, to make a toon on Calc's server, full combat FOTM template, infiltrate Calc's guild, then when he least expects it, I shall launch the Spanish Inquisition -- no one expects the Spanish Inquisition - fear and surprise will be my two main weapons...
Your daze are numbered Leezard boy. I am also enlisting the entire Tailor contingent so I will bebetter dressed. Which is not hard, I can wear boots and don't have unsightly toenail fungus displayed 24/7.
JB
Maxanto wrote:
I made the same kinda post about Owen and it was deleted... I wonder why this one is so long lived?
Because nobody likes you... and everyone hates the leezard!!!
Oh, and monkeys... we love making millions and millions of monkeys!!!
Oku Kee'lus
JBMat wrote:
I can wear boots and don't have unsightly toenail fungus displayed 24/7.
JB
don't forget that you can wear gloves too. oh, and you can actually fit a finger into the trigger guard on weapons, whereas those large hand-claws can't.
also, if you join the Imperial Inquisition pilot prof, at one point a trainer proclaims "No one expects the Imperial Inquisition!!"
Maxanto wrote:
I made the same kinda post about Owen and it was deleted... I wonder why this one is so long lived?
Probably either because it hasn't been reported or the mods haven't seen it yet. But anyhow, when you read the post on the Scout forum JB was talking about then u know what this is about. Anyhow, it doesn't seem that offensive, at least to me.
/place campingchair
/grab popcorn
Oculus wrote:
Maxanto wrote:
I made the same kinda post about Owen and it was deleted... I wonder why this one is so long lived?
Because nobody likes you... and everyone hates the leezard!!!
Oh, and monkeys... we love making millions and millions of monkeys!!!
mmm i feed on your hate and fear.... -lays back and grins-
Sebi82 wrote:
Maxanto wrote:
I made the same kinda post about Owen and it was deleted... I wonder why this one is so long lived?
Probably either because it hasn't been reported or the mods haven't seen it yet. But anyhow, when you read the post on the Scout forum JB was talking about then u know what this is about. Anyhow, it doesn't seem that offensive, at least to me.
/place campingchair
/grab popcorn
See I have a very thick skin (scales)... I would only be offended if you raped my durni or molested my boots. I think that englishman is the CHIZNIT I made that post out of fun and (wot I thought was) good humor...
Almagill wrote:
/cackle
This could get interesting...
/popcorn
/t pappi Quick, Ranger Forum, PB's trackin' the leezard. He's after his butt.Message Edited by Almagill on 09-08-2005 09:58 PM
wow, I'm slow
I still have my reserved ring side seats, right?
Pappi wrote:
Almagill wrote:
/cackle
This could get interesting...
/popcorn
/t pappi Quick, Ranger Forum, PB's trackin' the leezard. He's after his butt.Message Edited by Almagill on 09-08-2005 09:58 PM
wow, I'm slow
I still have my reserved ring side seats, right?
Oh yah, we've got seats right down in the splatter zone. I'm hoping to get some teeth to take home and mount in my museum...
Panthu wrote:
JBMat wrote:
Or if Hell is busy I will bring someone else, depends on schedules and stuff.
Bring the Hawtpants Squad. We've been after his butt for a long time.
Too late.........he already wears hawtpants.
As for brining Hell. I was told that they dont take " walk-ins" andto make an apointment a week in advance.
*rolls eyes* what can you do.........
Oreet wrote:
JBMat wrote:
I can wear boots and don't have unsightly toenail fungus displayed 24/7.
JB
don't forget that you can wear gloves too. oh, and you can actually fit a finger into the trigger guard on weapons, whereas those large hand-claws can't.
also, if you join the Imperial Inquisition pilot prof, at one point a trainer proclaims "No one expects the Imperial Inquisition!!"
i love Black Epsilon. it's the only pilot prof i've mastered, but was a great story. i just LOATHED having to take orders from that dirty Bothan. i slapped him repeatedly while visiting him.
AragornSoS wrote:
Still not as good as the entire story you get with the Black Epsilon squadron, but for all out humor value... it's priceless.