Ranger Archive
Thread: A SWG joke to lighten the mood.
Sinkuu
Mon Mar 21, 2005 4:57 am
#15
Ah, nothing like updating the classics... 
there's a comedy contest on intrepid... I wish I could find guys like you there...
AgonThalia
Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:24 am
#16
So...
a bothan walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?"
a bothan walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?"
Calculus_Entropy
Mon Mar 21, 2005 8:22 am
#18
AgonThalia wrote:
So...
a bothan walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?"
You need to follow that with 'wakka wakka wakka.'
AgonThalia
Mon Mar 21, 2005 8:25 am
#19
Calculus_Entropy wrote:
AgonThalia wrote:
So...
a bothan walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?"
You need to follow that with 'wakka wakka wakka.'
rofl!!!
shilo2
Mon Mar 21, 2005 4:51 pm
#21
What is the one thing you never EVER do infront of a Mon-Cal?
Eat Sushi!!
Eat Sushi!!
Caliet
Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:53 am
#22
A Wookiee walks into a cantina and sees a Trandoshan musician is performing.
The Wookiee walks over to the Trandoshan and says "Awoorooo Raorowoo?"
Confused the Trandoshan replies "Hissik isksssks hisskiss?"
Frustrated the Wookieerestates "Awoorooo Raorowoo?"
Still not understanding the Trandoshan turns to a Mon Calimari and asks "Hissiki isksssii isskisk?"
Totally intimidated by the two giants the little fish says to both of them "Blurrrrb blubbb blurr blurrbb!"
At this point the Wookiee lets out a mighty roar of fraustration, grabs the Trandoshan's Mandoviol and beats both the lizard and the fish into pulp.
As the Wookiee leaves the cantina a Twi'lek in a corner booth shakes his head and communitcates with his companion in a form of body language nobody else can understand "Noobs."
nursezero
Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:28 pm
#23
LOL! I had to laugh at the part about a fish being in the sun 
nursezero
Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:29 pm
#24
Gilamu wrote:
Ok if I throw one in?
Luke Skywalker and Han Solo are camping. Late at night, they lie on their backs, and gaze up at the sky. "Kid," Han says, "take a look at the stars and tell me what they mean to you."
Luke thinks for a moment, and finally responds. "I know the twin suns of Tatooine are there, and that means that I'll always have a home, no matter how far I travel. The other stars are homes to countless other beings, caught underneath the Empire's tyranny. The stars mean hope to me, and each light in the sky is a torch burning bright for liberty. The Empire can never extinguish them all, and thus there will always be hope and one day, there will be freedom."
Han says nothing after that, so finally Luke asks, "What do they mean to you, Han?"
"Someone's stolen our tent!"
ROFL! that joke was both funny and caught both the mood of Luke and Han. Good job
nursezero
Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:31 pm
#25
AgonThalia wrote:
So...
a bothan walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?"
LOL!
Lomena
Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:27 pm
#26
Ok, here is one from one of the buffbots on bloodfin...
Luke and Darth Vader were having one of their nice father son "conversations". Suddenly, Vader says, "I know what you are getting for Christmas." Luke, completely bewildered, pauses and says, "how do you know?" Vader replies, "I felt your presents."
WAKKA WAKKA!
Yea, gotta love the muppets right?
"Manna manna"..."Doo doooo, do doo do"..."MANAA MANNA!"..."Doo doooo, do doo do"...
"I want you to be the spokes-frog!"
"KERMMIIIEE!"
yea, I'm done, but just to let you know, rotten tomato is hard to get out of a shirt. Think about that next time BEFORE you throw it ok?
Luke and Darth Vader were having one of their nice father son "conversations". Suddenly, Vader says, "I know what you are getting for Christmas." Luke, completely bewildered, pauses and says, "how do you know?" Vader replies, "I felt your presents."
WAKKA WAKKA!
Yea, gotta love the muppets right?
"Manna manna"..."Doo doooo, do doo do"..."MANAA MANNA!"..."Doo doooo, do doo do"...
"I want you to be the spokes-frog!"
"KERMMIIIEE!"
yea, I'm done, but just to let you know, rotten tomato is hard to get out of a shirt. Think about that next time BEFORE you throw it ok?