Ranger Archive

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Almagill wrote:
Y'all are sick, weird, deviants.

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JB, like licking battery terminals on trucks or french kissing your aunt, sometimes seldom is too often.

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Almagill wrote:
Y'all are sick, weird, deviants.




Thank goodness.

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You know you want to throw your hat in the ring...
C'mon... C'mon...

make a joke.

okay okay...

Owen /thinks "Okay, that's the last time I pick a mail order bride off the internet. 'Pole dancer. Natural outdoorsy type, big personality, good teeth'. Stil, nothing a few buckets of nair and a blowlamp won't sort out..." /shout HEY SWEETIE OVER HERE!!!

JB, you should host a talkshow man.

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Owen-Lars wrote:
JB, you should host a talkshow man.

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Who do you think Kilroy is?

Apart from his national front links, that man is a legend. In the same league as rod stewart.

Rod Stewart married Rachel Hunter. He is ugly as sin and she was about a 15 on a 1-10 scale. He's the MAN. Then moron boy drops her - bad move. He goes from the MAN to the guy who was tired of shagging Rachel Hunter.Major bad move there.

Who is this Kilroy? I don't get (as in receive) Brit TV.

I do know a lot of English slang and laughed at what the guy playing Spike on Buffy could get past the censors.

JB

buncha bleeding wankers

Kilroy. Hmm.

If he lived in SWG it'd be something like this:

Orange humanoid in shiny suit slithers down through the audience, beaming like a shark in a tank full of chum.
Theme music and titles fade...

k'il-roy: Ewoks. What ARE they like? They come over here from Endor, smuggled in by Huttese criminal gangs, and start selling spice to our kids. Just this week. Yes. This week. 250 of them were rounded up in a sweep by Imperial law enforcement officials and are being kept at YOUR expense, citizens, in housing in YOUR towns...

[turns to twi'lek in green and lilac shell suit] Dji'hooki, you married an ewok. WHY?

Dji'hooki: Well, 'e was, like, really cuddly and, like, you know, like, 'e was a really like good, like, dancer, innit. We was going to open our own cantina and every fing, innit.

k'il-roy: But did that happen, hooki? Did it? Didn't he run off and leave you? Didn't he take the taking and run of, leaving you homeless, penniless and with your name shamed withthe twi'lek clans for marrying a furry freakazoid mutant scum?

Dji'hooki: Well, no.... 'e got the cantina up and running, innit? And we're doing really well... we've just started a training school for jawas and 'e wants us to adopt a Gungan. Yah know, give 'im the chance to learn to speak proper like wot oid do, innit? Like?

k'il-roy: So. There you go folks. Smuggled in by criminals, getting the small and afflicted to dance for coin and just raking it all in. What ARE these ewoks like? They're just using it as a cover to hush up their real activities, yeah. What we need are Imperial Stormtroopers IN the cantinas, monitoring all this illegal action and stamping it out. Tatooine won't be safe until all these non-humans are back where they belong. And you heard her say it!

Dji'hooki: No oi didn't!! Oi said nuffing of the sort! What's your game??? OI!!

k'il-roy: Just you sit down and shut up woman. SIT! I should have you thrown out of here, sitting there with your head 'things' dangling like that...

[Fade to Advert break]

k'il-roy: Welcome back!! This afternoon. Twi'lek trailer trash. What ARE they like? Eh?

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Osiraos wrote:

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Owen-Lars wrote:

Wow!

Now that would be the lay of a lifetime.

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That's like the hairy ewok version of those huge amazonian women from Futurama.

Time for Snoo-Snoo!!

Message Edited by Osiraos on 10-11-2005 11:37 AM

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ROFLMAO!!!

I guess thats Owens type.

*cough* here it goes

"Nope....I still can't see it"

or

"Holy **Edit**thats one big **Edit** I could stick my whole **Edit** in that **Edit** and reach my **Edit** straight through toits **Edit**. I'd need a Macheti and a flame thrower just to **Edit** that Ewoks**Edit** and then I'd have to **Edit** my **Edit** and **Edit** that **Edit** big ole **Edit** just to**Edit** and **Edit**. All that while i **Edit** my **Edit** and then maybeI could hold on to the **Edit** while I **Edit** so i can breath while i **Edit**!!!!!!!!!"

There ya go Lorr, enjoy...

Message Edited by groundcrew on 10-11-2005 12:16 PM

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AragornSoS wrote:

Ya know, that could be like a Ranger Mad-Lib, Owen-Lars style.... (for those that aren't familiar with Mad-Libs, they come in these little books for kids, and are sort of a "fill in the blanks to make a funny story" thing.)

Example:

On the way to I saw a with hair that looked JUST like would if s/he wore .

So that might turn out like this:

On the way to Nashal Starport I saw ababy Kimogillawithflourescent green hair that looked JUST likeCalc would if he wore nothing!

And that's not even a good, really funny example of one... but hopefully y'all get the idea (for those that have never seen 'em before).

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OMG!!!!!!

make a separate thread in the Ranger boards so we can fill out the Mad Lib.

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AragornSoS wrote:

On the way to Etyyy Hunting GroundsI saw aPutrid Borgle withBright Redhair that looked JUST likePhenix would if he wore H--tpants!

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