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Thread: Now I have an excuse for my poor typing abilities!

Temujin23
Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:19 pm
#14






Skronnie wrote:

I once spilled energy drink on my keyboard and after that it turned into an ultra cool encoded keyboard lol. Whenever you hit a key, it would also type every key immediately around the one you had hit. So for example, if you hit G, it would type... GFVBHYT. It was headache city considering the amount of speed in my system.








Sounds like your machine has a serious problem. Mine only insists on a powerbar with a USB cable jammed into it once a day, and it says it can quit any time.


al-djinn'i


Master Ranger






Wake up! Time to die.
Owen-Lars
Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:51 am
#15

heh excuses excuses



THORTAC BALCOR
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Pappi
Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:42 pm
#16

you need kids to screw up your keyboard for you? after I got lemonade in my wireless keyboard (arg), I switched to one of these... that was hell to type on though, so I reverted back to my old keyboard with the burnt mark... don't ask




stupid_people_happen . .
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Cryos_Merovingian
Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:45 pm
#17

I bet you wish you had put an ADK on that keyboard BEFORE your ub3r 1337 daughter DBd your machine in a friendly no DB typing session. That'll teach you to trust her!



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CRYOS MEROVINGIAN
Elder Ranger

Calculus_Entropy
Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:46 pm
#18



Pappi wrote:
you need kids to screw up your keyboard for you? after I got lemonade in my wireless keyboard (arg), I switched to one of these... that was hell to type on though, so I reverted back to my old keyboard with the burnt mark... don't ask


That thing is funky! I got a new keyboard today, as I can't live without the number keypad (honestly the only thing that didn't work on the keyboard ). I went with wired this time, since the bosses were going to question the need for a $40+ keyboard . Thank goodness she didn't get my laptop!

On a happy note, she LOVES to pound on the keyboard and the mouse, so I think we have a future gamer.

/huge beaming smile!



Calculus Entropy
Ranger Blue Glowie Emeritus
Garindan used /areatrack to find Han.
Kiryoku
Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:00 pm
#19





Calculus_Entropy wrote:

On a happy note, she LOVES to pound on the keyboard and the mouse, so I think we have a future gamer.

/huge beaming smile!




20 years later...





Algebra_Entropy wrote:





Kiryokuwrote:




Algebra_Entropy wrote:

Thanks a lot everybody for accepting me as your new Correspondant!!


I will do everything in my power to get the Ranger profession the love it deserves from those evil, vicious wookiee-loving developers! Ever since my father wasdefeated by a wookiee in a cowboy hat, he has never been the same. We WILL get our revamp! And the wookiee populationWILL pay!


My first proposal has already been posted on the Corr. Forum, and while I can't go into much detail I will say this: BH is to Jedi, as Ranger will be to Wookiees!





Algie... .. ... ... ROAAAARRR!!!





You dare to desecrate my thread with your presence!!!


You killed my father!!! I'm bringing the power of all of Trandosha and the Rangers upon you!!!







kago

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Phenix1050
Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:08 pm
#20


Algebra_Entropy, eh?


I prefer Trigonomety.....plus, her nickname would be Triggs...decidely close to Tiggs.



PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
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BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003


This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
Kiryoku
Thu Jul 21, 2005 5:17 pm
#21




Phenix1050 wrote:


Algebra_Entropy, eh?


I prefer Trigonomety.....plus, her nickname would be Triggs...decidely close to Tiggs.



yeh... i just thought "Algie" was cute... heh



kago

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Skunkworks Ship Designs and Body Shop
A 10/15/12/17/10/10/17 point FS Shipwright (ridiculous, no?).
Custom Starship Components
(5708, 467) Valinor, Dantooine
Calculus_Entropy
Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:54 pm
#22


Kiryoku wrote:

Phenix1050 wrote:
Algebra_Entropy, eh?
I prefer Trigonomety.....plus, her nickname would be Triggs...decidely close to Tiggs.
yeh... i just thought "Algie" was cute... heh



/shakes fist!!!

CURSE YOU KAGO! I have no comeback becuase I am laughing too hard. You are one twisted wookiee!

Let's just hope that Algie does us justice.

You would have gotten 1 million bonus points if you had named her Trigonometry Ross.

Message Edited by Calculus_Entropy on 07-21-2005 09:34 PM



Calculus Entropy
Ranger Blue Glowie Emeritus
Garindan used /areatrack to find Han.
Nemo0
Thu Jul 21, 2005 7:08 pm
#23



Calculus_Entropy wrote:


Kiryoku wrote:

Phenix1050 wrote:
Algebra_Entropy, eh?
I prefer Trigonomety.....plus, her nickname would be Triggs...decidely close to Tiggs.
yeh... i just thought "Algie" was cute... heh



/shakes fist!!!

CURSE YOU KAGO! I have no comeback becuase I am luaghing too hard. You are on etwisted wookiee!

Let's just hope that Algie does us justice.

You have have gotten 1 miooion bonus points if you had named her Trigonometry Ross.



Man, that is one messed up keyboard.



Lythender Nirou
Crazy Bothan


Calculus_Entropy
Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:35 pm
#24



Nemo0 wrote:


Calculus_Entropy wrote:


Kiryoku wrote:

Phenix1050 wrote:
Algebra_Entropy, eh?
I prefer Trigonomety.....plus, her nickname would be Triggs...decidely close to Tiggs.
yeh... i just thought "Algie" was cute... heh



/shakes fist!!!

CURSE YOU KAGO! I have no comeback becuase I am luaghing too hard. You are on etwisted wookiee!

Let's just hope that Algie does us justice.

You have have gotten 1 miooion bonus points if you had named her Trigonometry Ross.



Man, that is one messed up keyboard.


I don't know what you are talking about!



Calculus Entropy
Ranger Blue Glowie Emeritus
Garindan used /areatrack to find Han.
Kiryoku
Fri Jul 22, 2005 6:20 am
#25

man... i missed out on a miooion points??!!... (new star wars word!... miooion -a unit on the ranking system of the trandoshan's hunting faith)


you know, i actually considered looking for something along the fletch-lines... only... i've never seen it, so i just assumed there was no "girly" version... i did consider several alternatives though... she only barely missed being named "topology," as i figured she would be a more evolved form of yourself... but it just didn't roll of the tongue as well...


ok... too much explanation... i uh... need to learn to quit while i'm ahead... heh




kago

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A 10/15/12/17/10/10/17 point FS Shipwright (ridiculous, no?).
Custom Starship Components
(5708, 467) Valinor, Dantooine
Calculus_Entropy
Fri Jul 22, 2005 7:36 am
#26

For the record...

Calculus Entropy (Agent Goldstein..I think...gah, I need to watch it again) - Fletch's Aunt's 'assistant' who shows Fletch the ropes when he inherits a plantation.

Geometry Fletch - Fletch's smart butt response to hearing Calculus Entropy's name.

Trigonometry Ross - Fletch's smart butt name for the lawyer that represents his Aunt's estate.

Oh, and this scene is in Fletch Lives, not the original Fletch

Other names of note....Elmer Fudd Gantry, Peter Lemonjello, Claude Henry Smmott (soory, 2 O's, 1 T ), Bobby Lee Schwarz, Henry Himler...and many more!

OWG, it just occurred to me that I may wish to seek professional help.



Calculus Entropy
Ranger Blue Glowie Emeritus
Garindan used /areatrack to find Han.
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