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Thread: Hot Pants Drama Reaches New Heights
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shilo2
Tue Nov 02, 2004 6:43 am
#14
I will take up arms with my fellow rangers, in riding the galaxie of this abomination.
Temujin23
Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:50 pm
#15
No, that was a tattered loincloth. Big difference.
al-djinn'i
Master Ranger/TKM
Almagill
Wed Nov 03, 2004 11:55 pm
#16
Temujin23 wrote:No, that was a tattered loincloth. Big difference.al-djinn'iMaster Ranger/TKM
It was actually one of Princess Leia's 'revealing skirts'. Gollum makes an appearance in EpIII when he leads the hobbitses on a panty raid through the Royal bedchambers on Naboo...
Temujin23
Thu Nov 04, 2004 5:11 pm
#17
I don't think that's gollum leading the panty raid. I think it's that other small, ancient, creepy guy who talks funny; yoda, or something. Get a few jawa beers in that guy and you've got a party.
al-djinn'i
Master Ranger/TKM
Almagill
Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:24 pm
#18
Temujin23 wrote:I don't think that's gollum leading the panty raid. I think it's that other small, ancient, creepy guy who talks funny; yoda, or something. Get a few jawa beers in that guy and you've got a party.al-djinn'iMaster Ranger/TKM
Y'know, I was just sat wondering. Is Yoda Gollum with a beer gut, or is Gollum Yoda after being on the Atkins Diet?
Then again, maybe I think about these things too much...
Trobon18
Sat Nov 06, 2004 11:41 pm
#19
Ok... I tryed to resist the urge but I can't any more....
Gandalf in Hotpants (not Hawtpants damn you Hotpants)....
I'm sorry for the bad mental image but hey no worse than Yoda and teh Emperor dueling in Hotpants (oh no I better stop before a mob comes after me)
Temujin23
Sun Nov 07, 2004 12:22 am
#20
Well, duh. What else would Gandalf be wearing under his robes? 'Wielder of the secret fire of Arnor'? Yikes. A little cruex will help with that, big guy.
al-djinn'i
Master Ranger/TKM
Trobon18
Sun Nov 07, 2004 12:23 am
#21
ROFL... stop your making my guts hurt... Can anyone get on a photshop of Gandalf with Hotpants... ah nm that would be bad.
Tringard
Sun Nov 07, 2004 12:32 am
#22
Trobon18 wrote:ROFL... stop your making my guts hurt... Can anyone get on a photshop of Gandalf with Hotpants... ah nm that would be bad.
eww...no, stop, the mental image is bad enough!
Temujin23
Sun Nov 07, 2004 2:05 pm
#23
Upon further reflection, I guess cruex wasn't an option in middle earth. Still, I bet super ranger Aragorn could forage up some magical herbto soothe the chafing. And hey, don't forget those kingly healing hands.
al-djinn'i
Master Ranger/TKM
DrendalKahn
Mon Nov 08, 2004 1:02 pm
#25
Temujin23 wrote:
Upon further reflection, I guess cruex wasn't an option in middle earth. Still, I bet super ranger Aragorn could forage up some magical herbto soothe the chafing. And hey, don't forget those kingly healing hands.
al-djinn'i
Master Ranger/TKM
The hawt side is growing in this one.
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