Ranger Archive

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Phenix1050 wrote:

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vosien wrote:
look! i caught a dancer AND a corr! its a good day. i wonder what would happen if i put the monkey in the punchbowl...

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who said punchbowl?

/pant

/slober

Okay, nobody's talking so I'm just gonna start kicking down doors

/kick door

Puuuuuuunch Boooooooowl!

Puuuuuuuuuuunch Boooooooooooowl!

where aaaaaaaaaaaare yooooooooooou?

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did someone get into the Riceballs a little early today?

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Phenix1050 wrote:

riceballs? where?

riiiiiiiiiiiiiicebaaaaaaaaaaaaaalls!

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicebaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalls!

where aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare yoooooooooooooooooooooooou?

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/equip Rolled Up Newspaper

haha, this'll teach Phenix not to kick down my door.

/target Phenix's Nose
/bonk

*draws out portable bug zapper*

do that again and I'll bonk you on the nose with this!

hmm...anyone know if fried Rodian is considered a good meal for Hutts?

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Phenix1050 wrote:

*draws out portable bug zapper*

do that again and I'll bonk you on the nose with this!

hmm...anyone know if fried Rodian is considered a good meal for Hutts?

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i hear that bothan meat makes even the toughest stomach ill. there's just no getting around that smell. now matter how it's prepared, there are not enough sauces and spices in the world to mask that odor.

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vosien wrote:

im trying to lure an Owen...*wiggles the monkey* think it will work?

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*catches the monkey*
You caught a trolling dancer...must have been a dancer-monkey...you need new bait

This is what happens when somebody *wiggles the monkey*.

You end up with a bothan slobbering on your punchbowl, holding his nose after getting whapped with the Sunday Supplements and there's bug spatter all over the screen again where the rodians were trying to get in to headbutt the lightbulbs.