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Thread: Just a few Random thoughts....

Calculus_Entropy
Thu Jul 29, 2004 9:00 am
#14






Vorpaks wrote:





Fred_Skinner wrote:

We was on TC last night






Lol!

Figures that I would be onn Wanderhome. Did Kekk get his armor yet?





Nope..but a friend is grinding AS, probably as we speak...FWIW< I plan on being on TC for the rest of the week, with maybe a short visit to WH, but I will certainly be on WH this weekend as I need to actually hunt some hide that I said I would .



Calculus Entropy
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Calculus_Entropy
Thu Jul 29, 2004 9:50 am
#15

Whoa....anyone have any wookiee vallium?


/hand's Phenix over to Paks....


Here...chew on this, it will make you feel better!



Calculus Entropy
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Vorpaks
Thu Jul 29, 2004 10:01 am
#16

Every response to this I have thought of is too sick to post on the forums.

/edits self

Message Edited by Vorpaks on 07-29-2004 01:01 PM



Paks
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Phenix1050
Thu Jul 29, 2004 10:18 am
#17

I can't even begin to respond.


I...you....the...chew toy....Paks......AAAHHHH!!!!!!!


In order to not get the questionable honor of being Paks new toothpick....can I offer the lady a drink? or twelve?



PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003


This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
Bartholomew_Roberts
Thu Jul 29, 2004 10:38 am
#18

Speaking of offering a lady a drink, my brother's girlfriendhas finally coerce........errr I mean convinced her friend(whom I think is pretty cute) Into having dinner with me tonight. I'm serving Zombies as the drink of the evening. Ever had one? It's kind of like a long island ice tea made with rum and fruit juice. Should go good with jerk chicken, rum bbq ribs and mango salad. Now if my psychotic cat doesn't chase her off this might go well. Offer her 12, got it. Thanks phenix.
Phenix1050
Thu Jul 29, 2004 10:41 am
#19

My lady-killing tips are usually pretty good. However, please remember that to be a lady-killer you have to know you're prey. Paks is a big wookie lady. She can handle a lot of booze, I'm sure. However, for your average human women, twelve drinks may make you less of a lady-killer and more of, you know....a lady KILLER. watch yourself.



PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003


This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
Bartholomew_Roberts
Thu Jul 29, 2004 10:49 am
#20

LOL! Sure phenix. I'm not worried, she spent a lot of time in Ireland and complains that the booze here isin't strong enough. Besides, I'm hoping that I get the drinks she doesn't want. Kinda like getting the fries that your little brother doesn't eat from the happy meal. We can't get smashed though, we're going to play pool after dinner and there's no way I'm letting her distract me into scratching on the eight this time. I really do enjoy the fact that most of the proper drinks to serve with caribbean dishes are booze-based.
Oreet
Thu Jul 29, 2004 11:01 am
#21






Bartholomew_Roberts wrote:

What beer? Don'tALL players keep a gallon of rum next to their monitors?






oh, i did have rum back there, behind the Jack D.
Ehope
Thu Jul 29, 2004 11:31 am
#22

tips....*snickers*


Candle lit coffee house with acoustic guitar. (stash the brandy in your pocket)

Buy that flower from the street vendor.

Stroll the town under a starry sky.

Smile. Stand close and talk with her, not to her.


Imported olives are nice too but it's hard to spit the seeds in an.....enticing? manner.

Same goes for cherries.

Vorpaks
Thu Jul 29, 2004 1:46 pm
#23


Bartholomew_Roberts wrote:
We're having dinner at my place so definitely will have candle, I have a collection.





Ok, lol. You get the /flutter award from me.



Paks
Master Ranger/Master Creature Handler
-I support ATK play

Phenix1050
Thu Jul 29, 2004 1:54 pm
#24

sheesh. I offer you 12 drinks....nothing.


1 tiny little, insignificant, secluded, romantic, intimate, homemade, candlelitdinner and he gets a /flutter.


you just wait...My Bothan's not gonna flirt with your Twi'lek anymore...Okay, that's not true...but I won't enjoy it, I swear!



PHE'NIX ANTARUS
BOTHAN ELDER RANGER
BEST LOOKINGSPY EVER--FOUNDER OF SATGWNIWNU
BURNING H*TPANTS SINCE 2003


This is horrible! I return to find my new title on the forum is "Jedi". What's up with that? If they wanted to confer that I'm rare and learned, they'd make my title RANGER. and then make it camo colored.
Vorpaks
Thu Jul 29, 2004 2:01 pm
#25

Well I was trying to think of a nice way to say that Paks is an easy drunk... one jawa beer and she is under the table. Strangely it's my little Bothan Sax who can really pack it in. Or maybe thats not so surprising.

Oh, that reminds me, I have the BEST screen shot of you expressing Bothan gratitude... or is it Bothan flirting? But I'm saving it for a rainy day (packed carefully away with my purrrrple leezard pictures /evil).

Message Edited by Vorpaks on 07-29-2004 05:01 PM



Paks
Master Ranger/Master Creature Handler
-I support ATK play

Calculus_Entropy
Thu Jul 29, 2004 2:10 pm
#26






Vorpaks wrote:
But I'm saving it for a rainy day (packed carefully away with my purrrrple leezard pictures /evil).





/mental note.....have Devs nerf Paks....



Calculus Entropy
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