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And a woot to you too Enbow.

Might I humbly suggest we drag our outstanding Correspondent out to the Lianorm Swamp on Naboo and throw him into a pile of Fammba pudu?

Hey it's better than castration.............

"Where is JB when you need someone to release the Rasps...."

I would never wish such a fate on anyone, even my worst nemesis....

"May your harvests be scrawny and unhealthy."

Now THAT is a proper ranger curse.

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Rancorrider4 wrote:

Might I humbly suggest we drag our outstanding Correspondent out to the Lianorm Swamp on Naboo and throw him into a pile of Fammba pudu?

Hey it's better than castration.............

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I'm pretty sure Famba pudu is what he uses for "soap"... *grins*

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Calculus_Entropy wrote:

They have seen the error of their ways and will push back the Jedi and Combat Revamps to address our needs!!! We are going to get everything we wanted out of our profession in the publish, so make the Top 5 lists look good!!!

I an going to hell for this! April Fools everyone!

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Yes, you are going to hell. But not just any hell - you get to go to Ranger Hell! Where the best wooly hide is OQ 998, SR 1000 and UT 994...and it's on Corellia

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ImpSlave wrote:

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Calculus_Entropy wrote:

They have seen the error of their ways and will push back the Jedi and Combat Revamps to address our needs!!! We are going to get everything we wanted out of our profession in the publish, so make the Top 5 lists look good!!!

I an going to hell for this! April Fools everyone!

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Yes, you are going to hell. But not just any hell - you get to go to Ranger Hell! Where the best wooly hide is OQ 998, SR 1000 and UT 994...and it's on Corellia

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Or maybe where the best Avian is OQ 999, PE 1000, DR 998 and it's on Tatooine.

Lythender Nirou
Master Ranger/Master Rifleman
Eclipse Server

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Nemo0 wrote:

Or maybe where the best Avian is OQ 999, PE 1000, DR 998 and it's on Tatooine.

Lythender Nirou
Master Ranger/Master Rifleman
Eclipse Server

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Oh, that is so hell. Mine is purgatory, at worst

Dude, not something to joke about. My heart skipped a beat.

Ok...

May all your harvests be scrawney and unhealthy
May all your traps be the last one in the stack
May all animals have senses like kreetles
May rasps build nests in your house
May your tent leak and attract animals
May your camo be flourescent or hot pink
May your tracking return "you cannot determine anything from the tracks"
May you be the first to burn in lok's volcano
May your bootless feet attract spurs and nails
May you be stuck on Hoth you cold blooded Trandoshan
May your harvests be those of caves
May rescuing your friends bring instant death
May Bounty Hunters get all their wishes fulfilled
I will never return the tail that I pulled off your sorry butt.

Evil

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AgonThalia wrote:
Ok...

May all your harvests be scrawney and unhealthy
May all your traps be the last one in the stack
May all animals have senses like kreetles
May rasps build nests in your house
May your tent leak and attract animals
May your camo be flourescent or hot pink
May your tracking return "you cannot determine anything from the tracks"
May you be the first to burn in lok's volcano
May your bootless feet attract spurs and nails
May you be stuck on Hoth you cold blooded Trandoshan
May your harvests be those of caves
May rescuing your friends bring instant death
May Bounty Hunters get all their wishes fulfilled
I will never return the tail that I pulled off your sorry butt.

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AgonThalia wrote:
Ok...

May all your harvests be scrawney and unhealthy
May all your traps be the last one in the stack
May all animals have senses like kreetles
May rasps build nests in your house
May your tent leak and attract animals
May your camo be flourescent or hot pink
May your tracking return "you cannot determine anything from the tracks"
May you be the first to burn in lok's volcano
May your bootless feet attract spurs and nails
May you be stuck on Hoth you cold blooded Trandoshan
May your harvests be those of caves
May rescuing your friends bring instant death
May Bounty Hunters get all their wishes fulfilled
I will never return the tail that I pulled off your sorry butt.

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Whlie reading this I winced and laughed at the same time. That's just over the top.