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Thread: (OT) Translator
As if having "Somewhere over the rainbow" stuck in my head for two days wasn't enough (don't ask lol).
Btw, that 1337 typing started with hacker wannabes whom many people call: script kiddies. These script kiddies tried to look cool to the hacking community, but in turn they ended up "somewhere over the rainbow"... damn it, there I go again
This program is stupid.
I about lost it when I saw the result...
AgonThalia wrote:/pillow paksputting the outdoorsman in l33t sp33k is like putting an "im too sexy for this shirt" shirt on Michaelangelo's David.
/PILOW PAKS
PUTNG DA OUTDORSMAN IN L3T SP3K IS LIEK PUTNG AN IM 2 SEXY FOR THIS SHIRT SHIRT ON MICHAELANGELOS DAVID11!1! OMG **edit** LOL
Vorpaks wrote:
Calculus_Entropy wrote:
Also, I think I should get extra points becasue I DIDN'T know how to spell 1337.
This was too off-topic to put in that other thread. I found this on the Dancer forum courtesy of Javier. Now we can all be leet.
Translator
Anyone want to take a crack at translating the Outdoorsman 2.0?
Message Edited by Vorpaks on 09-10-200401:16 AM
Well, you did ask for it:
Phenix1050 wrote something along the lines of:
ENTERNG TEH 2WN DA HUNTER PAUSED AND SQUINT3D HIS AY3S IN TEH SIKLY GLOW TEH PHOSPHORESCANT STRETLMPS W3RE EXUDNG1!!!1 OMG **edit** H3 HADN’T BAN IN 2WN FOR A WHIEL NOW AND HIS HAAD WAS POUNDNG WIT AL TEH CLMOR AND BRIGHTNES OF DA BIG CITY11!! **edit** HA STARTAD MAKNG HIS WAY 2WARDS DA CANTINA HOPNG 2 GRAB A FEW R3FR3SHNG DRINKS AND EAES HIS MIND FROM DA PAST MONTH IN DA WILDARNES BY SENG A LOCAL ENT3RTANEER PERFORMANCE!1!1! OMG **edit** LOL ON TEH WAY H3 S2PED OF AT TEH LOCAL BAZAR HOPNG 2 FIND A NEWER W3APON 2 RAPLAEC HIS OLD WORN ON3 AND SEL OF HIS SIEZABLE STAK OF NATURAL R3SOURCES1!!!!!! LOL WHIEL BROWSNG TEH MARKETS HE OV3RH3ARD A LOCAL FARM3R COMPLANENG ABOUT A RABID CREATURE TARORIZNG DA COUNTRY SIED11!!1 OMG **edit** LOL FROM TEH DESCRIPTION OF TEH CR3ATURE IT SOUND3D BIG…AND DANG3ROUS!11111 OMG HE NU TAHT HUNT3RS WERE DANGEROUSLY LOW IN SUPLY AND H3 MIGHT B TEH ONLY ONA IN TEH AERA WHO CUD HANDLE SUCH AN ANIMAL!1!!1!1! STIL H3 HAD FINALY MAED HIS WAY BAK 2 2WN AND IT WUD B A SHME 2 HAEV WASTED IT.ON1!1!111111!!1!11!!!11 OMG TEH OTH3R HAND DA LOCAL MARCHANT ALSO M3NTION3D TEH SIEZABLE RAWARD DA LOCAL AUTHORITEIS WERE OFERNG FOR THIS CRAATURAS HAAD!!1!!1! OMG **edit** LOL TEH RANGER WAIGH3D HIS OPTIONS CAERFULY BFORE SLNGNG HIS PAK OVAR HIS SHUD3R AND H3ADNG 2WARDS TEH CLOSAST 3XPLORERS TERMINAL!!1!11! OMG **edit** LOL HE WAS SURA HIS TRUSTY WAAPON WAS GOD FOR ON3 MORE FIGHT AND THEIR WAS ALWAYS TIEM FOR MUSIC AND DANCNG L8R!!1!!!1! **edit** IT WAS TIEM 2 HUNT!1111 LOL TEH TERMINAL WAS OV3RCROWD3D WIT CONTRACTS MOST OF THEM FOR SMAL PRAY AND P3TY PAY11!!!1 OMG **edit** LOL AND TH3N THEIR IT WAS11!! HA SAW TAHT INDED IT WAS A PAYOF WORTHY OF SUCH A HUNT!1!!!! LOL BUT WHERA 2 BGIN?!?!?!! OMG **edit** TEH TERMINAL GAEV NO SP3CIFIC LOCATION…ONLY TEH DASCRIPTION OF DA CREATURA HE WAS SUPOS3D 2 KIL!11! OMG **edit** LOL HOWAVER TEH TERMINAL ALSO LISTED DA LOCATION OF A R3TIERD LOCAL HUNTER!1!!111 **edit** DACIDNG TAHT MOR3 INFORMATION WAS NEDED TEH RANGER QUIKLY MOV3D OUT 2 FIND THIS HUNT3R1!1! PERHAPS H3 NU SOMATHNG A LITLA MORE CONCR3TA!1!1!1!1 **edit** DA HUNTER QUIKLY FOUND DA OLD MAN AND ASK3D IF HE HAD HEARD ANYTHNG ABOUT THIS CR3ATURE1!11!111 OMG **edit** LOL DA OLD MAN LOK3D UP AND SMIELD1!11 OMG **edit** LOL “ANOTHER U BUK LOKNG FOR A TROPHY!111!1 OMG **edit** LOL SURE I’L SHOW U ON UR MAP WH3RA U MIGHT FIND HIM THOUGH U MIGHT HE MIGHT NOT B SO HAPY 2 SE U U HIM”1!1!!1!! **edit** LOL DA HUNTAR SMIELD WANLY AT TEH OLD MAN AND L3FT1!1! **edit** LOL THEYRE WAS NO TIEM 2 DA!11!!1! OMG **edit** CRAATUR3 WAS QUIET FAR FROM 2WN AND WAS ALWAYS ON TEH MOVE1111 OMG **edit** DA HUNTER D3CIEDD 2 RIED OUT 2 TEH LOCATION UPON HIS TRUSTY CU’PA!11!1 **edit** H3 ROD3 THROUGHOUT DA NIGHT AND UPON R3ACHNG TEH AERA DA OLD MAN HAD 2LD HIM ABOUT HE DISMOUNT3D1!1!1 LOL TEH MONLIGHT WAS MUTED THROUGH DA CLOUD COV3R AND AN EREI PAL HUNG OV3R DA 3NTIER VALEY!1111!!! OMG LOL DA CREATURE WAS NOWH3RE 2 B SEN EV3N IN A CLAARNG THIS LARGA1!!!!!1 LOL H3 S2PED AND LISTENAD FOR DA SOUND OF A CAL BUT AL WAS QUEIT1!11 OMG **edit** 3VEN TEH INSECTS WER3 QUEIT!!!1111 OMG **edit** STRANGA11111 OMG LOL HE NU TAHT THIS CREATURE HE WAS LOKNG FOR HAD BEN H3RA BUT HOW LONG AGO H3 CUDNT TAL1!11 OMG HE HAD 2 FIND MORA INFORMATION BFORA HE CUD RESUM3 HIS THEYRE!!11! A HUNDRAD MET3RS OUT11111 OMG **edit** A FLETNG SHADOW MONGST DA TRES DUK3D IN AND OUT OF VEIW!!11!1!1 OMG **edit** LOL TEH RANG3R FELT HIS BLOD GO COLD AS IT ALWAYS DID BFORE COMBAT!!!!1 OMG LOL H3 SLIPED QUEITLY BAK IN2 DA WOD LIEN OUT OF VEIW1!!1! LOL P3RHAPS IT WAS NOTHNG MORE THAN ANOTHER HUNT3R ATAMPTNG 2 BRNG DOWN THIS LARGE CRITER111! OMG HOWEV3R WIT A CREATURA THIS LARGA HA WASN’T WILNG 2 TAEK ANY CHANCAS1!1!!!11 OMG **edit** LUKY HA HADN’T BEN IN 2WN LONG ENOUGH 2 CHANGA OUT OF HIS TATARED GHILEI SUIT!!11 OMG **edit** LOL HA RUMAEGD THROUGH HIS BAKPAK LOKNG FOR TEH M8RIALS HE WUD NED 2 CONCEAL HIMSELF FROM VEIW!1!11!!! **edit** LOL AS HE PUT CMOUFLAEG ON HIMSELF H3 NU TAHT LUK HAD FAVOR3D HIM THIS DAY FOR BNG UND3TECTABLE DURNG DA CRUCIAL FIRST SECONDS OF COMBAT CUD MAAN TEH DIFER3NCE BTWEN LIEF AND D3ATH!11!! OMG LOL WHATH3R IT WAS DA DANGAROUS ANIMAL OR SIMPLY ANOTHAR HUNTER WHO WANTED 2 MAEK TROUBLE FOR HIM DA HUNTER WUD B TEH!!!!!!11 OMG **edit** RANGAR MAED HIS WAY THROUGH TEH FOREST S2PNG ONLY 2 WATCH DA SHADOWY FIGURE HE SAW AEHAD111!1! CRAWLNG THROUGH DA UNDARBRUSH HA WAS UNDETECTABLE11!1!1 HIS SKIN TNGLED AS H3 APROACHED!!!1 **edit** HE MOV3D SLOWLY FORWARD ONA HAND REACHNG 2WARDS HIS WEAPON!1!! OMG **edit** LOL H3 RASEAD HIMS3LF 2 ONA KNE PR3PARNG 2 3NGAEG DA CREATURE AS SON AS HE SAW IT11!1! OMG **edit** SUDENLY DA MONLIGHT SHOWN FUL THROUGH TEH CLOUD COVAR!1!1!!!1 OMG **edit** THEYRE DANGLNG FROM A TRE WAS TEH BLODEID CORPS3 OF A SMAL ANIMAL1!1! **edit** CLEARLY HIS PR3Y WAS CLOSA-BY!1111! OMG LOL BUT WH3RA AXACTLY????? OMG **edit** USNG Y3ARS OF TRANENG TEH HUNT3R BGAN 2 SCAN DA AERA FOR ANY P3RTIENNT INFORMATION1!1!111! THEYRE WARE S3V3RAL SETS OF TRAKS MOST OF TH3M FROM CREATUR3S LARG3 3NOUGH 2 B DANGEROUS!!!!1111 OMG BUT WHICH WAY 2 GO?!?!!?!!! OMG LOL H3 STUDEID TEH BROKEN TWIGS AND TRMPLAD GRAS CAERFULY1!!1! OMG LOL THEYRE1!!1 OMG **edit** LOL ON3 SET OF TRAKS LAFT TEH GRAS STANEAD WIT BLOD AND GLISTENNG IN DA MONLIGHT1!111! THIS WAS DA CR3ATURE HA WAS AFTER11!!!1 BUT IT APAAERD TAHT DA CRAATURE HAD A GOD H3AD START ON HIM1!!111 OMG HA HAD BTER G3T MOVNG IF H3 WANTED 2 B TEH FIRST 2 BRNG THIS CR3ATUR3 DOWN!!!!11! OMG **edit** TEH HUNTAR GRAB3D HIS G3AR AND GOT MOVNG!!!11! **edit** L3AVNG CAUTION 2 DA WIND HE BGAN MOVNG QUIKLY THROUGH TEH DENSE UNDERBRUSH 2 DA CL3ARNG AEHAD KNOWNG HIS TARGET WAS ELUSIEV AND QUIK HE BGAN 2 MOV3 AT A SPRINT!111!!1 OMG LOL H3 HAD 2 MOV3 QUIKLY SINCA THIS CR3ATUR3 SHOWED NO RAMORS3 FOR KILNG AND WAS H3AEDD 2WARDS A SMAL 2WN1!11 OMG LOL HE NU TAHT PAOPL3S’ LIEVS DAPANDAD ON HIS SUCES AND HE PUSHED HIS BODY AS HARD AS IT CUD!1!!!!! LOL THEIR WAS NO TIEM 2 LOS311111 LOL
RUNNG THROUGH DA WILDERN3S TEH RANGER HAD HARDLY REALIEZD TAHT DA W3ATH3R HAD QUIKLY MAED A TURN FOR DA WORS311!!1!1 OMG **edit** LOL RANE WAS NOW FALNG H3AVILY ON HIS SHUDERS AND H3 WAS SON SOAEKD 2 TEH BONE1!1!!!! **edit** LOL LOKNG OV3R HIS SHUDER H3 SAW DA S2RM CLOUDS APROACHNG FROM TEH WAST!!11111 OMG LOL H3 HAD SEN THIS TYPE OF CLOUD BFORA AND HE NU TAHT THEYRE WUD B LITLA HOP3 OF FINDNG HIS CREATUR3 IN TEH MAELSTROM!!1!11! **edit** LOL THES3 S2RMS WER3 DANG3ROUS BLOWNG DABRIS ABOUT AND OFT3N CRIPLNG DA UNFORTUNAET ADVENTURERS WHO FALE3D 2 FIND COVER BFORE TEH BRUNT OF TEH S2RM HAD HIT!1!11!1 OMG **edit** LOL TEH RANGAR MUT3RAD UNDAR HIS BR3ATH!!!!!1! **edit** H3 HAD SOLD MOST OF HIS M8RIALS 2 A M3RCHANT BFORE HE LEFT AND HA WUD NED SOM3 M8RIALS 2 CRAAET A CMPSIET!11! OMG **edit** LOL HE NU THIS AERA WAS RIEF WIT WILDLIEF AND H3 BGAN 2 LOK FOR A F3W SMAL CR3ATURAS WHOS3 CORPSES WUD PROVIED DA M8RIALS N3CESARY FOR A PROPER SHELTER1!11! LOKNG BAK AT DA CLOUDS HA NU IT WAS TIEM 2 HARVEST AS QUIKLY AS POSIBL3!11!!111 **edit** DA HUNTAR NU TAHT THEYRE WAS NO TIEM 2 SET UP AN EXTRAVAGANT CMP THIS TIEM!11!!1!1 OMG **edit** HE WAS WORKNG AGANEST TEH CLOK AND HA DIDN’T NED AL TEH MENITEIS OF A FEILD BAES!11!! WUT H3 WAS SEKNG WAS SHALTAR FROM DA APROACHNG S2RM111!111 OMG **edit** WORKNG WIT HIS CRAFTNG 2L HE BGAN SHAPNG AND BNDNG TEH BONE AND HIED H3 HAD HARV3STAD1!1!1 LOL H3 SON REALIEZD TAHT MER3 HIED AND BONE WUD NOT PROT3CT HIM FROM A S2RM OF THIS MAGNITUD3 AND HA BGAN FAST3NNG AL TEH JOINTS WIT A LITLE STEL TAHT HA HAD AT DA BOTOM OF HIS PAK111!1 **edit** LOL HA R3INFORC3D DA WALS OF DA STRUCTURE 2 ENSUR3 TAHT TEH WAATHAR CUD NOT GET IN!111!11 OMG LOL FINALY HE S3T HIS COLAPSIBLA COT INSIED TEH MANE TENT!!1111 OMG LOL H3 WAS GONG 2 HAEV 2 STAY DA NIGHT1!111 **edit** LOL BSIEDS HE NU DA CR3ATUR3 LIEK HIM WUD B SEKNG SHALTER11!!!!1! OMG LOL HE WUD CONTINUE HIS HUNT 2MOROW
A1!!!1! OMG LOL THUND3RNG SOUND SHOK TEH HUNT3R FROM HIS SLEP1!!!!! **edit** LOL TEH SOUND OF RANEFAL HAS MAED HIM WOZY AND HA HAD FOUND HIMS3LF UNABLE 2 KEP HIS AY3S OP3N!!!!1!! **edit** LOL HA LISTANED CAERFULY AND RAALIEZD TAHT DA S2RM HAD S2PED!!!!1!1 LIGHT SHONE THROUGH DA TINY SLIT IN DA STRUCTUR3S DORWAY1111 OMG IT WAS MORNNG AND DA SUN WAS SHINNG!!111! LOL THEIR IT WAS AGANE!!11!!! OMG LOL TEH ENTIER STRUCTUR3 WAS SHAKNG NOW!1!1!!1 OMG LOL DA HUNTER SON REALIEZD TAHT THIS WASN’T THUNDAR BUT LIEKLY TEH CREATURE H3 HAD B3N SEKNG11!1!!1 **edit** LOL H3 HADN’T COVERAD HIS SCANT AS HE WAS MAKNG THIS STRUCTURA AND DA CR3ATURE HE HAD BAN DUTIFULY TRAKNG WAS NOW TRAKNG HIM!!!!!1!1111!1!1!! OMG **edit** HE SPRANG OUT OF BD AND BGAN PREPARNG FOR BATL3!!!!! OMG **edit** HE PUT ON WUT LITLA ARMOR HE OWNED AND 2K OUT HIS W3APONS1!!!!! OMG LOL H3 LADE THEM ON DA GROUND AND INSPACT3D THAM1!1!!!1 OMG **edit** LOL THEY AL APAAERD 2 B IN WORKNG ORD3R!1!1!!!! LOL NOW H3 BROUGHT OUT A HANDFUL OF SMAL HAND-MAED DEVIECS!1!1 OMG LOL HE FILAD TEH POKETS OF HIS BANDOLER WIT THESE DEVIECS AND 2K SEVARAL MOR3 OUT OF HIS PAK!!1!1!11 OMG **edit** HE SLUNG HIS BAKPAK OV3R HIS BAK GRABED HIS WEAPONS AND STEPAD IN2 DA SUNLIGHT!!1!1!1! **edit** LOL HE WAS GRETED BY A CR3ATURE TEH SIEZ OF A RANCOR WIT TETH AS LONG AS HIS FOREARM!1!1 OMG **edit** LOL KNOWNG TAHT 3VERY S3COND IN BATL3 COUNT3D H3 2K OUT ONE OF DA SMAL OBJECTS FROM HIS BANDOLER AND THR3W IT11!1! **edit** THIS SMAL TRAP CUD MAAN DA DIF3R3NCE BTWEN LIEF AND D3ATH FOR DA DA!1!1 **edit** LOL HUNT3R SAW DA CR3ATURAS MOVAMANTS SLOW 2 A SLOW CRAWL!1!!!!! OMG LOL MOVNG D3FTLY OV3R DA LANDSCAEP H3 3VAEDD TEH CLAWS OF DA BAST BY A FAW STEPS1!11!!11 LOL HA HEARD DA CR3ATURE STRUGLNG 2 BREAK FRE OF ITS BONDS BHIND HIM AND HE NU TAHT THIS WUD NOT B AN 3ASY FIGHT!1!! DA CREATURES’ SKIN APAAERD THIK ENOUGH 2 R3SIST MOST BLASTAR FIER AND TEH TRAPS CUD ONLY SLOW IT DOWN SO MUCH1!11!!! **edit** TEH CREATURA APEAERD 2 B INCREDIBLY STRONG AND RESILEINT BUT H3 NU TAHT CR3ATURES THIS SIEZ WARE OFT3N MUCH 2UGHAR ON DA OUTSIED THAN ON DA INSIED1!!!1 **edit** LOL KNOWNG TAHT H3 HAD PRACIOUS LITL3 TIEM 2 WASTE TEH HUNT3R DR3W HIS BOW AS DA CREATURE BGAN 2 CHARGA!1!1! OMG **edit** LOL HE AMEED RIGHT FOR DA HEART AND LET TEH AROW FLY!1!11! OMG **edit** LOL DA CRAATUR3S’ ROAR PEIRCED TEH ARE AS DA AROW HIT ITS MARK!!!!!! LOL DA HUNTER ALMOST SMIELD WIT SATISFACTION AS HE SAW TEH BLOD BGIN 2 FLOW!!!! OMG **edit** LOL HE NU TAHT TEH CREATURA WAS HURT AND SCAERD!!!1!11 OMG LOL F3W HUNT3RS 2K DA TIEM 2 FIND TEH WEAK SPOT OF A CREATURE!!!!!!11 OMG **edit** THIS ON3 FACT SET HIM APART AND HE NU IT WUD BRNG TEH BAST DOWN
AS DA CREATURE S2D EY3S DARTNG AROUND AS IF TEH CR3ATURE WAS CONTAMPLATNG RUNNG TEH HUNTER 2K ANOTHER TRAP AND FLUNG IT 2WARDS TEH CREATUR311!111 OMG LOL TEH TRAP 3XPLODED OVER DA CREATURES HAAD TRAPNG HIM WIT A THIN WIER M3SH TAHT WAS GLOWNG BRIGHTLY AVAN IN DA SUN11!! SENG DA CRAATUR3 OUTLIEND AGANEST TEH SKY HA 2K AME AGANE WIT HIS BOW!111! **edit** AGANE TEH CREATUR3 L3T OUT A SCRAM OF PANE AND ANG3R AS IT WAS PEIRCED BY TEH AROW!!1!! LOL TEH CR3ATURES’ BADY EY3S CAUGHT THOS3 OF TEH HUNT3R AND HA NU DA BAST WAS STAYNG!1!!11 OMG TEH GROUND SHOK AGANE AS TEH CRAATUR3 CLOSED IN UPON TEH HUNT3R111111 H3 NU 2 LOK OUT FOR DA CLAWS ON THIS BAST AND H3 WATCHAD TEH HANDS CLOSELY!1!1!!11 OMG **edit** LOL TEH BAST SWUNG WILDLY AND TEH HUNTER QUIKLY ROLED AWAY1!1!1! OMG **edit** LOL HA DROP3D HIS BOW AND DREW HIS DAG3R JABNG DA BLAED IN2 DA BLY OF DA BAST AS H3 MOVAD11!1!1 OMG LOL IN A MOMENT OF EXCIETMENT DA HUNTER POUNC3D IN PREPARNG 2 MAEK DA FINAL BLOW WIT DA DAGER RIGHT IN2 TEH CR3ATURES’ HEART1!1!11 OMG **edit** LOL TEH CREATURA HOW3VAR WAS NOT DAAD Y3T AND AS TEH HUNT3R FELT HIS DAG3R PEIRC3 DA FLASH OF TEH CRAATURE HE FELT DA CR3ATUR3S’ TETH PEIRCA HIS ARMOR AND T3AR IN2 HIS SHUD3R!111 LOL DA HUNT3R FELT HIS ARM INSTANTLY BGIN 2 TNGLE AND HE R3COGNIEZD TAHT THIS CREATUR3 WAS ALSO 3XTR3MELY POISONOUS!!!1111 HE HAD DEALT WIT VARIOUS POISONS OVER DA Y3ARS AND HE NU TAHT HE WAS IN NO IMEDIAET DANG3R AS DA CREATURE COLAPSED AT HIS DA!!1!11! OMG **edit** HUNT3R 2K INSPECTED DA CREATURA AND DET3RMIEND TAHT TEH HIED OF THIS CRAATURE WAS 2 2UGH 2 USE FOR ANY PRACTICAL APLICATION AND TEH MEAT WAS FU AND SOFT!!!!1!1 **edit** HE DREW HIS DAGAR AGANE AND REMOVED TEH HEAD OF DA CRAATURE1!1!!11 **edit** LOL THIS WUD INSURA TAHT HE HAD PROF OF HIS KIL AS WEL AS PROVIED A NIEC DACORATION FOR WHOMEV3R H3 CUD SEL IT 2!1!111! OMG LOL AS HE S2R3D HIS WAAPONS AND BGAN MAKNG PR3PARATIONS 2 L3AEV HA R3ALIEZD TAHT HIS ARM WAS STIL THROBNG!!!1!!1! OMG HE NU HIS BODY WUD AVENTUALY FIGHT OF TEH POISON BUT TAHT ANYTHNG WHICH SLOW3D HIS MOVEMENT CUD PROV3 FATAL111! **edit** LOL H3 MOV3D A BIT IN2 TEH WODS AND BGAN SCOURNG DA AERA FOR HERBS OR PLANTS H3 NU WUD H3LP HIS BODY FIGHT OF INFACTIONS AND CLEAR HIS MIND FOR DA JOURN3Y AEHAD
SATISFEID!!11 WIT HIS HUNT DA HUNTAR DECIEDD IT WAS HIGH TIEM HE 2K A R3ST111111!1 LOL H3 NU TAHT TEH CITY WUD PROVIED A FEW COMFORTS BUT HE ALSO NU THEIR WERA LIEKLY JUST AS MANY HEADACHES WATENG THEIR MERCHANTS DEMANDNG DA HIEDS OF R CRAATUR3S AND CHEFS NEDNG LARG3 QUANTITEIS OF MEAT ONLY FOUND ON CREATURES TAHT W3R3 SMAL AND OFTAN WIT V3RY LITLA MAAT ON TH3M!!!11!!1 OMG **edit** LOL HE DRAW HIS FNGERS 2GETH3R AND WHISTLED ACROS DA PLANES!!!1! OMG SON HIS TRUSTY MOUNT CM3 IN2 VEIW OVER TEH HIL2P AND PAUS3D OBDEINTLY FOR ITS’ MAST3R!1!1!!1 OMG **edit** LOL HE FAD HIS ANIMAL SOM3 OF TEH TASTY H3RBS HE HAD FOUND AND CLIMBD ABOARD!11! DA MOUNT SEMED APRACIATIEV FOR TEH M3AL AND SAT OF QUIKLY OVAR TEH HILSIED!!!1!11 **edit** TEH HUNTER RODE HIS MOUNT UNTIL DA SUN BGAN 2 SAT OVER DA LAND1!!!! OMG **edit** LOL NIGHT WAS FAST APROACHNG AND HE WAS HAPY 2 SE DA SILHOU3TE OF A SMAL STRUCTURA BFOR3 HIM THROUGH DA BRUSH111!11! OMG LOL HE CLIMBD OF HIS MOUNT AND WOKED THROUGH TEH WODS ON A PATH TAHT WAS AL BUT IMP3RCAPTIBL3!111 **edit** AS H3 EXIETD TEH TRES A TINY CABIN WAS THEYRE 2 GRET HIS EYES1!11!1 **edit** LOL IT WAS SMAL AND DA WIND GUST3D THROUGH IT BUT IT WAS TEH CLOS3ST DA HUNTAR HAD 2 A HOM3!!11!!!1 OMG TYNG HIS MOUNT OUT BAK HA ENTARED TEH STRUCTURA AND STARTED A SMAL FIER!!111 OMG **edit** LOL TEH LIGHT RAFLECT3D OF DA MANY TROPHEIS DA HUNT3R HAD COLECTAD OVER DA OLD W3APONS H3 NO LONGER USED AND OVER DA SCATERED OBJECTS COLACTED FROM A LIEFTIEM OF TRAEVL AND ADV3NTURE1!!111!1 OMG THIS WAS HOME111!1!! OMG **edit** DA HUNT3R COLAPSAD ON TEH COT AND CONSIEDRED ADNG THIS MOST RACENT HAAD 2 TEH MANY ON HIS WALS11!! OMG AH BUT TAHT WAS A QUESTION FOR 2MOROW AND DA HUNT3R FAL FAST ASLEP FOR TEH FIRST TIEM IN A DA!1!!!!!1 LOL HUNTER OP3NED HIS EYAS 2 DA SOUNDS OF BIRDS CHIRPNG OUTSIED1!1!!111 OMG HE WANT 2 TEH WINDOW AND SAW TEH SUN RISNG OVER TEH HORIZON!11! OMG LOL GRABNG A SAUCAR AND SOME FED HE F3D HIS MOUNT AND H3AEDD BAK INDORS1!!!11 OMG WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT HA GRABED HIS FISHNG ROD AND STROD3 OUT HIS BAK DOR1!111 **edit** LOL 20 FET FROM HIS BAK DOR WAS DA BST FISHNG SPOT ON THIS PLAENT AND HE HAD B3N 2 AL OF THAM!11! OMG HE CAST HIS LIEN AND BGAN 2 FISH AN ACTIVITY HE HAD DONE SINCA BFORA HA CUD REMEMBR11!1!! AACH Y3AR HA HAD GOT3N BTAR AND HE WAS AGANE LOKNG 2 BR3AK HIS RACORD THIS DA!1!1!11! OMG **edit** HUNTAR FISHAD UNTIL DA SUN WAS ALMOST DIERCTLY OVARH3AD11!! OMG **edit** DA SIMPLICITY OF TEH SPORT HAD ALWAYS APEAELD 2 HIM AND H3LP3D 2 CLEAR HIS MIND!11!11 HE NU TAHT WHIEL A NU TROPHY WUD MAEK HIM FEL GOD CREDITS W3RA A N3CESARY EVIL IN THIS DAY AND AEG1!!1!1 OMG **edit** HE W3NT BAK INSIED WIT DA DAY’S CATCH (HE WUD BR3AK HIS N3XT TIEM HE 2LD HIMSELF) AND GRAB3D TEH HAAD OF TEH ANIMAL AND LATCH3D IT ON 2 HIS MOUNTS’ SADL3 COAXNG IT 2 MOVA JUST A LITLE FAST3R SO HE CUD MAEK 2WN BFORE NIGHTFAL1!11! OMG
REACHNG 2WN JUST BFORE DUSK TEH HUNTER TEID HIS STED AT DA FRONT GAET PIKED UP HIS TROPHY AND MAANDERED IN2 TEH CITY HAL!1111 HIS FAEC WAS FUL OF COL EXHILARATION AS HE STAERD IN2 DA FAECS OF DA LOCALS!11!111! **edit** THAY WERA AL GAPNG AT TEH GARGANTUAN HAAD STUF3D UNDER HIS ARM1!11 OMG LOL WIT ADMIRATION AND R3LEIF TEH MAYOR HAND3D TEH REWARD 2 TEH HUNTER AND HEFT3D DA TROPHY OVER HIS HEAD 2 SHOW HOW HIS ADMINISTRATION HAD TRIUMPHED OVER TEH BAST1!!!!!!! OMG **edit** LOL DA MAYOR TURNED 2 DA HUNTER AND OFERED DA HUNT3R A FAAST IN HIS HONOR BUT TEH HUNTAR ONLY SMIELD AND POLIETLY BOWED OUT!111!!!! OMG **edit** LOKNG UP AT DA “HUNT3RS’ MON” HA MAED HIS WAY BAK 2WARDS TEH CANTINA FOR DA SHOW AND TEH DRINK TAHT HE HAD 3ARN3D
!!!!!1! OMG LOL
dont make me bring out the big guns, my knowledge of horrible music to stick into your head is vast.. its like a parasite, you know, the one they stuck in Capt. Kirk's son's ear... just like that... horrible horrible music
/mutter
English: I am a danger to my self and others.
Dewdish: IM A DANG3R 2 MAH S3LF AND OTHARS!!!!! OMG
And on a more serious note....
English: Desiderata
“Things to be desired” (in Latin)
"Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexatious to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter; for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let not this blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals; and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as perennial as the grass. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.
Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be. And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace in your soul. With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy."
-Max Ehrmann 1927
Dewdish: DASIEDRATA
“THNGS 2 B DASIERD” (IN LATIN)
GO PLACIDLY MID DA NOIES AND DA HAST3 AND REMAMBR WUT PAAEC THEYRE MAY B IN SIELNC31!1!!!1! OMG LOL AS FAR AS POSIBLE WITHOUT SUR3NDER B ON GOD T3RMS WIT AL PARSONS!1!111 OMG **edit** SP3AK UR TRUTH QUEITLY AND CLEARLY AND LISTEN 2 OTH3RS AV3N 2 DA DUL AND TEH IGNORANT THEY 2 HAEV THERE S2RY!!1! LOL AVOID LOUD AND AGRESIEV PERSONS THEY R VEXATIOUS 2 DA SPIRIT!!!11 OMG **edit** LOL
IF U R UR WIT OTHARS U MAY BCOME VANE OR BITER FOR ALWAYS THEYRE WIL B GR38R AND L3S3R P3RSONS THAN UR!!1! OMG LOL ENJOY UR ACHEIVEMENTS AS WEL AS UR PLANS1!!!!111 LOL KEP INTARESTED IN UR OWN CAERER HOW3VAR HUMBLA IT IS A RAAL POS3SION IN DA CHANGNG FORTUN3S OF TIEM
3XERCIES!1!1 OMG **edit** CAUTION IN UR BUSIENS AFARES FOR TEH WORLD IS FUL OF TRIKERY!1111!!1 **edit** LOL BUT L3T NOT THIS BLIND U 2 WUT VIRTU3 THEIR IS MANY PARSONS STRIEV FOR HIGH IEDALS AND EV3RYWHERA LIEF IS FUL OF HEROISM!11!111! OMG B UR1!1!1 ESPECIALY DO NOT FEIGN AFECTION!111 **edit** LOL NAITHAR B CYNICAL ABOUT LOVA FOR IN TEH FAEC OF AL ARIDITY AND DIESNCHANTMENT IT IS AS PERANIAL AS DA GRAS1!11!1!! **edit** LOL TAEK KINDLY DA COUNSEL OF TEH YAARS GRAECFULY SURANDERNG TEH THNGS OF U1!!!1!!1
NURTUR3 STRENGTH OF SPIRIT 2 SHEILD U IN SUDAN MISFORTUNE1!111!!1 OMG **edit** LOL BUT DO NOT DISTRES UR WIT DARK IMAGINNGS11!! LOL MANY FEARS R BORN OF FATIGU3 AND LONELIENS1!11!!1 OMG **edit** BYOND A WHOL3SOME DISCIPLIEN B GENTLA WIT UR!!!!! OMG U R A CHILD OF DA UNIEVRSA NO L3S THAN TEH TRES AND TEH STARS U HAEV A RIGHT 2 B HARE1!1!!!1! AND WHETH3R OR NOT IT IS CL3AR 2 U NO DOUBT TEH UNIEVRSA IS UNFOLDNG AS IT SHUD11!11!! THEYRE B AT PEAEC WIT GOD WUT U CONC3IEV HIM 2 B1!11! LOL AND WUT UR LABORS AND ASPIRATIONS IN DA NOISY CONFUSION OF LIEF KEP PEAEC IN UR SU!1111 OMG WIT AL ITS SHM DRUDGERY AND BROK3N DREMS IT IS STIL A BAUTIFUL WORLD1!1!1!! B CHERFUL!1!1 OMG **edit** STRIEV 2 B HAPY
111! OMG -MAX EHRMAN 1927
I think it works rather well.
I was this close to trying out some Shakespeare or something from "The Canterbury Tales" to see how it would handle more archaic syntax. However, I think it is based on letter and not word recognition.
Message Edited by Sojourner on 09-10-2004 09:00 PM
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