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Thread: Why Smuggler is ten times better than Ranger
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Vorpaks
Sun Jul 10, 2005 9:23 am
#14
Hmmm... maybe it should be pie throwing. Pie tossing sounds like something you do after too much spice.
WesBelden
Sun Jul 10, 2005 9:28 am
#15
It depends.. if it's a meat pie, apple pie (or in fact any fruit pie) then 'twould be sacrilege!
If on the other hand you wish to throw around some cream pie, a time honoured tradition, be my guest - just keep your mitts off the good stuff!
If on the other hand you wish to throw around some cream pie, a time honoured tradition, be my guest - just keep your mitts off the good stuff!
AngusMacGregor
Sun Jul 10, 2005 9:35 am
#17
I feel great shame as I say this.....
... but I actually like the frosted strawberry poptarts.
Laugh at me if you must.
WillburWright
Sun Jul 10, 2005 9:38 am
#18
AngusMacGregor wrote:
I feel great shame as I say this.....
... but I actually like the frosted strawberry poptarts.
Laugh at me if you must.
Brekkist, every day! Cannot have milk, lol.....
maxtheusher
Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:01 am
#19
AngusMacGregor wrote:I feel great shame as I say this........ but I actually like the frosted strawberry poptarts.Laugh at me if you must.
Frost3d str4wb3rri p0pt4rtz r wut givz m3 m3h 1337 p0w3rz.
Almagill
Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:02 am
#20
Ronaj wrote:
Vorpaks wrote:
No pie tossing fight?Pop tarts are just not the same. Unless you like ultimate frisbee.
Yeah I think pop tarts would probably hurt more too, I'd second a pie tossing fight.
Okay, let's unpack that idea and see where it takes us, m'kai...
Pie.
Damage type, kinetic.
Range affected by crust integrity experimentation.
Pop Tart
Damage type, kinetic AND elemental damage, heat.
Not just heat but skin searing sticky peristant heat. Ouchy...
Range not affected by crust integrity as only comes in serious hardshell.
Therefore, as you can see by this diagram on the blackboard... PopTart pwns Pie.
Beer, on the other hand.
Well, having a beer on the other hand is almost always a good idea.
Nemo0
Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:06 am
#21
Don't forget the punch! We have punch, too!
*brings in several punch bowls*
*brings in several punch bowls*
DigitalOne
Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:16 am
#22
I'm in Germany right now, where It is widly known that the beer is vastly superior (or comperable to) to that of many nations. However I must complain that the pie here is sorrowfully dissapointing. The Germans dont even have a word for Pie,pie is simply thrust into the cake column, and as we all knowpie is nothing like cake. What a world is this where one must chose between extremes? GoodPie or goodBeer, isthat hard for a culture to develope both?If only there where a people who would devote themselves to both,the world would belong to them.
maxtheusher
Sun Jul 10, 2005 10:53 am
#23
DigitalOne wrote:I'm in Germany right now, where It is widly known that the beer is vastly superior (or comperable to) to that of many nations. However I must complain that the pie here is sorrowfully dissapointing. The Germans dont even have a word for Pie,pie is simply thrust into the cake column, and as we all knowpie is nothing like cake. What a world is this where one must chose between extremes? GoodPie or goodBeer, isthat hard for a culture to develope both?If only there where a people who would devote themselves to both,the world would belong to them.
That's what america's for
We have the best pie (I'm sure someone will argue that
). We also have some DAMN fine beer, it's just crafted on a smaller scale than in Germany.
SeanBlader
Sun Jul 10, 2005 11:30 am
#24
DigitalOne wrote:The Germans dont even have a word for Pie, pie is simply thrust into the cake column, and as we all know pie is nothing like cake.
And *THAT* is why Columbus left to find the new world. He was a Ranger too. Wait maybe he was a smuggler, oh my gosh, and he was looking for spice too. hehe.
AragornSoS
Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:10 am
#25
Nemo0 wrote:
Don't forget the punch! We have punch, too!
*brings in several punch bowls*
*hands Nemo the bothan-proof industrial screening to put over the punchbowls, before Phen shows up
vosien
Mon Jul 11, 2005 12:42 am
#26
*stroll into the room proudly displaying the pop tart pie she baked, fresh from the oven*
its pie, and yet, its also pop tarts....ponder it whilst you indulge in the frosted goodness.
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